Poll: If you had a Death Note...?

[civver]

Kill people who perpetrate false information.

 

[Sprogus]

Simple, become a superhero, set it up so that the bad guys always end up in prison for their crimes and then die a set amount of time later.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

I can think of a few people who would die right off the bat.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'd write Usama Bin Laden, just to make sure he's not alive. Imagine if someone thought it was a diary and wrote: "I am [insert persons name here]."

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I'd probably just put it on my shelf and forget about it.

 

[SnowCold]

i would kill the creator of death note

That would cause the universe to colapse

 

[Nukey]

probably use it to conquer the world.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

"Hmm, this will be quite useful in the future" - me upon finding it as I fold it into my pocket and have a noticeably evil grin.

 

[cobra_ky]

actually i'm pretty sure a death note is responsible for all the celebrity deaths in the US over the past month or so. think about it, Light started by killing off criminals and that's how L originally tracked him down. knowing that, the best way to test one is to use it on people whose deaths will be heavily reported in the mainstream media; in other words, a celebrity. Now, look at how some of them died: David Carradine choked himself to death in a closet in Thailand, while Michael Jackson just has a heart attack. doesn't that seem ass-backwards to you? wouldn't you expect him to die in a much, much weirder way? an impossible way?

think about it.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

Keep in mind, I have little idea what a Death Note is, or the rules to use it, but here goes:

I use it to take over the world! All who oppose me would die! And then, I'd kill internet celebrities for fun! (Fred dies first)

 

[Madshaw]

What would happen if i spell the name wrong?

 

[Smack-Ferret]

Would it include one of the apple loving freaky demons? If so then I'll just leave it alone.

 

[Some bullets]

Write down aliens see what happens...or I would write hitler

 

[eelel]

i would kill the creator of death note

That would cause the universe to colapse

*the ff7 victory music is playing while i pump my fist in the air*

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

Scott Tenorman must die.

 

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

What would you do with it? Kill everyone? Kill criminals? Destroy it? The choice is yours
Discuss!!!

Choice is mine eh? well then my choice is..... nothing, why murder someone a way that they dont get a chance. The person who would kill someone this way is a weak, coward, fool that is too scared to put a fair fight so they let this "death note" kill for them. In a true fight to the death your both on equal terms to fight till one cant fight anymore, but as I said again who kills someone in a way like this would be a murder for only murders kill people in a way they dont get a chance while a killer gives them one. My final choice is still no. but there needs to be a GODDAMN MIDDLE OPTION

 

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

It's a little scary how many people have answers for this (myself included).

I would become a one man "Dark Brotherhood" from The Elder Scrolls Series. Except instead of having to preform a ritual of darkness to summon me, I'd just set up a website. Drop me an email, telling me who they are, why I should kill them, and how I should do it. Then I name my price, you pay me, and that person gets iced. I'd have a few rules, just to "keep it Clean".

1. How they die can not endanger other people. For example, no ordering someone to drive a bus into a mall so that the bus explodes, even after hours (think of the Janitors, man.)

2. If you send me false information (example of what is sent: THIS GUYS IS A RAPEEST AND NEEDZ TO GET ICED!!) and my research [which I would do before every contract] says otherwise (the guy groped a woman once, said it was an accident, and she still sued him but lost) then I won't accept. You would no this by my never sending you a price.

3. Political or Religious figures are off limits. This applies to everyone but other governments (for example, the USA contacts me to kill Bin Laden, or North Korea wants me to kill Obama, or something) Even then, I still won't accept based on that alone (like North Korea).

(The only exception to the rule above is if anyone tries to arrest/kill me. If they try, then whoever sent them [China, USA, France] is going to be surprised to find there leader dead for it)

With those rules, "Darkest's Death for Dollars" Bounty Hunting site would be open for business.

fool the dark brother hood killed for religion money was a bounas what your saying is more of a moral hitman merc that kills or should I say "ice" people due to the fact that you doing moral jobs on "bad" guys rarely if ever would it be flipped and you would have a mental breakdown over the fact you would be "icing" some "inncocent" person. IF you would want to repucate the brotherhood you wouldnt give a flying fuck who it was or why it would be for your own sadistic pleasire (I know I spelled it wrong) or your own greed/pocket. btw the website thing is stupid unless you want to be caught by the F.B.I

 

[vladtehimpaler]

Go mad with power, what else?

 

[Easykill]

Give it to one of my friends, and let her figure out what to do with it. I wouldn't have a clue, and I figure she would.