Poll: If you had a mechanical arm,what would you do with it?

[Hashime]

Are we talking limb replacement or exoskeleton?
If I lost my arm I would love a robotic replacement. I am not lopping it off for one though.
I would use it like normal, but also have precision grippers for soldering.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Limb replacement though I do like your idea.Simple is good

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Pretty much this.

 

[ThreeWords]

Not a single person said no. My pride in the Escapist remains unsullied =D

[sup](At the time of posting)[/sup]

 

[Sacman]

step 1: become a trucker
step 2: enter arm wrestling competition
step 3: win back my son

Didn't that happen on Dexter's Laboratory?

OT: Marry it...<.<

 

[GodofCider]

"If you had a mechanical arm,what would you do with it?"

Use it as a mechanical arm; shocking I know.

 

[Whitenail]

I'd become a vigilante...the fister. What?

 

[GodofCider]

I'd become a vigilante...the fister. What?

(Laughter) Nice.

 

[GundamSentinel]

I'd build in a hidden shotgun that fires coins...

Two cookies for reference.

 

[rokkolpo]

I would hit stuff.

A LOT!

 

[Meestor Pickle]

1) I'd punch a whole in my wall.
2) Admire the arm, "Wow, that's cool"
3) Fix wall


Alternately you could do that thing where you pretend to strangle yourself but it would look real!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'd have a super-powered whisk installed into it. That way I could make omelettes faster than am currently able to.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I'd pimp it out and then show it off to everyone and brag about it.

"HA! My arm can lift several tons and shoot lazers. What can yours do?"

 

[Wintermoot]

I would get a grappling hook arm like Rad Spencer,s from Bionic Commando swinging from building to building like Spider-Man would kick ASS!

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I would never masturbate with a mechanical arm, but that's what the left hand's for.

Anyway, I'd like to have a mechanical arm strong enough to withstand the recoil of heavy weaponry. I wanna be able to wield an M249 SAW with one hand.

 

[xdom125x]

i'd go for the mechanical arm and while I am at it I would add completely miscellaneous things like a lighter, a laser pointer and a lightsaber.(you know, everyday item). I would also have it programmed to perform the FALCON PAAWWNNCCHH!!!

 

[DrunkDonut]

http://redvsblue.com/comics/strip.php?id=698
Sorry could not post the picture my bad but yeh this has my vote

 

[Lord Kloo]

Have it transform into a mini-gun, ya know.. nothing too interesting..

Um, have it made of miniature nanites so it can liquefy and turn into whatever object I need it to be at that certain time.. Like a..

Baseball bat, for when intruders come round
Mini-gun, for when zombies come round
List of excuses, for when girlfriends mother comes round to ask why shes pregnant.. or just use the baseball bat....