Poll: If you had to, what position in the Armed Forces would you take?

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MrStab

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Well considering I've got an interview coming up in a few months for the army and specifically "rifleman" I'll go with grunt. So fucking keen.

Weeks not months.
 

hex000

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combat medic I have very few of the skills necessary other than a compassion for my fellow man but I guess that's what basic training is for.
 

Philol

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So the escapist armed forces would be mainly snipers and engineers? Faire enough, I chose sniper anyway.
 

Llil

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I actually did have to join and I have a position for me in case of war. I'm a clerk in the Air Force cadre. An office job with the high ups is absolutely fine with me. I should be relatively safe, and that work isn't very physically demanding at all. It is important work, sure, the lists and numbers need to be right. But no actual fighting, so that's nice. I wasn't a big fan of the basic training and the "soldierly" things.
 

knuckleduster

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I want to be that guy that tests tanks before they get shipped off. That would be the best armed forces job ever.
 

VoidWanderer

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If it wasn't for my knees giving me grief whenever I had to do something strenuous, I probably would've joined the Armed Forces, but to be more of the Elite Forces, or other top-tier operator.
 

Deadyawn

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Cooking is safe.
I've always wanted to learn how to cook.
And if I got an offer from the other side I could make a lot of money for poisoning the soldiers.
It's the perfect crime.
 

DionysusSnoopy

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I considered doing medicine then joining the army as a Battlefield Surgeon but i have arthritis so i can't pass the army medical now, also i didn't study medicine.
 

Kennetic

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Lol I actually am a medic in the US Army. It's not all its cracked up to be though.
 

BENZOOKA

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The poll list is quite silly, to put it mildly...

I'm an artillery observer in reserve so I think I'll stick with that.
 
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I'll take the cook.

I would have said engineer/techie, but my skills aren't up to scratch.

No way no how would I want to use a gun. Unless the enemy is storming into the base, killing everyone indiscriminately, I'm not shooting a gun, ever.
 

Reincarnatedwolfgod

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cook because there is no combat involved
but if i had to be involved in combat then sniper because i am far away from the enemy
 

Thaluikhain

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As mentioned, the poll is very silly. You've got various branchs without occupations, and then occupations without branchs.

Anyway, what does "The armed forces" mean? It seems a very US centric poll, is this if we were US citizens, or is this in our own nations military?

A US Marine is very different from a UK Royal Marine which is different again from a Royal Tongan Marine.

Oh, and I'd go for a RFSU. You are never deployed overseas, you spend all your time running around the top end looking for invaders and/or customs infringements. On the other hand, the top end isn't going to be much fun to run around in.

Cazza said:
The Australia Defence Association (ADA) says it is concerned there will be a disproportionate number of female casualties if women are allowed to serve in all frontline combat roles.

The standards wouldn't be lowered. Defence Minister Stephen Smith said "no diminution of standards".

Thats seems to only major reason against females in the frontline. Which doesn't make sense. If no standards are lowered that wouldn't be an issue.
It's just an excuse for not letting women in.

Mind you, there needs to be some changes of standards, just not in the obvious ways. The female body is proportioned slightly differently, so the way equipment is handled has to be as well. Women won't be doing the "run X ks carrying Y kgs in Z minutes" thing using the same backpacks as men, for example, and vice versa.

Apparently the standard issue boots are designed solely (no pun intended) for male feet as well, have to change that.
 

DanielBrown

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Engineer or cook, I reckon.
Currently got Tietze's syndrome(could be for life...) so physical work isn't in my favor. Rules out pretty much all in the list, but I think engineering would be ok.
Medic was tempting, though I doubt cutting limbs will be much fun.
 

Oly J

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I'd probably have ended up in the armed forces if I weren't disabled, but yeah air force man, I love the idea of flying, and it seems a little safer from bullets than some of the others
 

Davey Woo

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Given what I'm studying at the moment (computer science) I'd probably be best suited to some kind of engineers' role. Or maybe one of those people that sits at a desk giving information to all the ground forces. That kind of thing.

I'd like to be a sniper butrealistically I don't have the patience.