Poll: If you met an Escapist member in real life...

[historybuff]

Hmmm, interesting question. It would depend on the person.

 

[FeralPhantom]

Just stare at them intently for a few seconds, scream "Your avatar is a fucking lie!!!!", then punch them in the face and run like hell.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That would depend. I guess I would talk to them (?) if I thought they were cool or something. Other than that I would acknowledge them and leave it at that.

 

[Snowalker]

I'd kill them...

 

[ProfWalrus]

I would buy the man a drink and discuss various topics!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would buy the man a drink and discuss various topics!

Welcome to the escapist. What if they eat you though? Wait, never mind that.
I think I would ignore most escapist users.

 

[ScarlettRage]

There is a very wide range of possible responses, anything from "Greet joyfully!" to "Beat to death with a shoe."

i like the second one
but the first option for me please

 

[ProfWalrus]

I would buy the man a drink and discuss various topics!

Welcome to the escapist. What if they eat you though? Wait, never mind that.
I think I would ignore most escapist users.

Why thank you good sir! It seems like I've stumbled upon a great forum.

 

[RomanLegacy]

I was actually encouraged to join here by one of my friends in real life.

Hes a prick. (Perchance he will see this.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Booze bottle in one hand...

Shot glasses in the other hand...

"Let's talk games shall we?"

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Well I've run into people from xbox live just randomly, had never met them before, only seen couple of pictures from myspace/facebook. We randomly ran into each other by chance at a concert had a chat for a while then went our separate ways. Never seen each other since.

 

[Sovvolf]

I dont no to behonest, I dont think I'm that well known on here for some one to reconise me in the street, never mind people living near Barnsley.

 

[LeonLethality]

well I'm sure I would talk with them for a bit (probably about the whole coincedence for meeting up with them)

 

[Blow_Pop]

-snip-

but i meant female......*sigh* How about Jewel Staite

This summer...Sarah Jessica Parker is...
APRIL MARIE!

no no no NO! you just aren't getting it! i said jewel staite damn it! hahahaah

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

I would at least say something. But I don't really know how we would recognize each other...

Maybe there are some celebrities out there that are closet-Escapists. Who knows?

 

[AkJay]

I would just say "hey, you go on Escapist, so do i.. cool..."

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Well I would have to escape now would I not.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'd probably kick MaxTheReaper in the shin if I met him in real life, just for a lark. Then he'd be entitled to a kick in return, and then we go see a movie or throw stuff at pigeons.

I've met Larenxis and PurpleRain in real life, due to Purps being such a ladykiller, and Larenxis living only about a forty minute drive from where I live. It was such a delightful afternoon.

 

[FluffX]

I'd probably be too embarrased and nervous to talk to them due to fear of being mistaken. I'd just slink off and walk face-first into a wall or something. Yay for the results of social isolation.