If your drafted then you dont sign up they just take you
OT: I would "join" but they wouldnt let me near any weapons
OT: I would "join" but they wouldnt let me near any weapons
Poll: If you were drafted (conscripted, whatever), what would you do?
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Depends on the war.
If it was a legitimate war, where the people I love and care about were in danger, they probably wouldn't need to "draft" me in the first place.
If it was one of these bullshit "American wars" we've seen since WWII I'd leave by whatever means necessary... And yes, even if that meant killing every living soul in my own base, selling military secrets or nuking my whole country. Fuck blind patriotism. If "my country" would willingly put my life on the line over greed and/or arbitrary political crap then they're my real enemy.
If it was a legitimate war, where the people I love and care about were in danger, they probably wouldn't need to "draft" me in the first place.
If it was one of these bullshit "American wars" we've seen since WWII I'd leave by whatever means necessary... And yes, even if that meant killing every living soul in my own base, selling military secrets or nuking my whole country. Fuck blind patriotism. If "my country" would willingly put my life on the line over greed and/or arbitrary political crap then they're my real enemy.
yeah i wouldnt fight, i would if i chose to but if it was against my will i would go against it with everything i could muster.
Drafted, like... by aliens? guns controlled by thought? killing alien slugs?
I'm In !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drafted_%28comics%29
I'm In !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drafted_%28comics%29
Drink all the available whisky. Then Buy more whisky and set out to drive to canada. (I live in the U.K.)
I'm starting my 9 month army training in October actually, where I will be adhering to pointless protocol for my every move, walking 10 miles up a mountain so I can fire 2 shots with a rifle and then walk down again, and getting systematically broken and degraded by a lot of loud people with pea sized brains. Yeah, mandatory service is awesome. I'll just shut off my dignity and my brain and try to make a couple of friends in there I guess.
As for war, if that happens while I'm in there I'd get the fuck out and disappear, not for fear of death (couldn't care less, I don't really have anything to lose), but there is nothing really worth defending about my country. It has offered whatever it had to offer 2500 years ago. Now it's just a sinking ship full of superficial hypocrites, men that are assholes and frauds and women that are whores, and governed by gangs of vampires that seek political power only to suck whatever drops of blood are left in the country's already decaying carcass and invest it in off-shore businesses and foreign banks so that their children, grandchildren and great grandchildren can eat with golden spoons for all eternity, no matter the cost. Dying to protect that would be a disgrace, I'd rather get hit by a bus. I'm 27 years old and I just hope I live long enough to see it all burn.
As for war, if that happens while I'm in there I'd get the fuck out and disappear, not for fear of death (couldn't care less, I don't really have anything to lose), but there is nothing really worth defending about my country. It has offered whatever it had to offer 2500 years ago. Now it's just a sinking ship full of superficial hypocrites, men that are assholes and frauds and women that are whores, and governed by gangs of vampires that seek political power only to suck whatever drops of blood are left in the country's already decaying carcass and invest it in off-shore businesses and foreign banks so that their children, grandchildren and great grandchildren can eat with golden spoons for all eternity, no matter the cost. Dying to protect that would be a disgrace, I'd rather get hit by a bus. I'm 27 years old and I just hope I live long enough to see it all burn.
In order:
1. Cry
2. Burn or delete summons
3. Run away, Canada maybe
4. Make up or cause a medical disability (i.e., broken arm, bad foot, etc.)
5. Do whatever I feel like doing
6. Wait until war is over
7. Party.
1. Cry
2. Burn or delete summons
3. Run away, Canada maybe
4. Make up or cause a medical disability (i.e., broken arm, bad foot, etc.)
5. Do whatever I feel like doing
6. Wait until war is over
7. Party.
I'd skip the draft and just join the Marines. You go to the Army if you get drafted, and everybody knows the army is pretty much cannon fodder. Id much rather do something worthwhile than soaking up bullets for an old lady who was gonna suicide bomb me anyway.
Produce my psychiatric test results, especially the ADD and high IQ, as reason for me to be assigned to a non-combat position, such as intelligence analysis.
I realize that you might think differently, but I highl doubt you'd actually have the balls to kill a single innocent person just to avoid war, much less another person who might be scared shitless at the prospect of fighting someone else's war, just like you.Caliostro said:
