Poll: If you were forced to kill..

[Valiance]

Be polite.
Be efficient...

 

[RavingPenguin]

In all honesty if I werent pissed as all hell, Id probably do it quick and painless, as I normally abhore causing undo suffering.
If I was pissed as all hell, it'd be quick but by no means painless, anger makes me lose all rational thought. A word of warning, dont make me angry.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Depends. Regardless of how bad my day was, I wouldn't kill anyone I really cared about in a slow, painful way. If it had to be done, it'd be quick.

Some people, however... Well, the words "dental torture" keep popping into my head for some reason...

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Poll is not a poll :'(

You're never forced to kill unless in extraordinary self defence (where you're more likely to die), or on the battlefield. Therefore I'd make it as fast as possible, incurring the least amount of danger to myself.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Painless and/or quickly.
And I'd probably not react much, even if the victim was someone close to me.
I'm just cool like that.

 

[Lord George]

I'd torture them to quote myself I would

I'd slowly torture them for a while, cutting out their eyes and skinning their flesh from them, burning them in painful places. Fun things like that, then i'd make them beg me for death before slicing their torso open and removing the organs from least needed up to most needed so I could keep them alive for as long as possible. Then I'd string up their corpse like a puppet along with the organs which would be positioned around them with faces drawn on them.

Why? Because it sounds like fun.

 

[coakroach]

I would murder the man in charge of Maxis Broadband here in Malaysia slowly and painfully, for promising thousands 1mbps+ internet and giving us dial up most of the time

 

[Zersy]

If you just had the worst day of your life then you were forced to kill someone; how would you do it fast,slow, painless, painful. Oh and how would you feel afterword

Beat them to death with my bare hands and thumb

then i would feel good

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I'd probably do it fast and get it over with. Then probably regret it.

Are there any consequences for killing them?

 

[teisjm]

Really depends on who i'd have to kill

 

[dalek sec]

Be polite.
Be efficient...

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

I'd go Repo Man on some damn chav or redneck.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

It would depend on my killing-mood.
Do I only get to kill one or maybe as much as I like?

 

[dontworryaboutit]

BRUTALITY: LU KANG WINS

 

[hippo24]

I would kill them by waiting patiently
until they died of old age.

 

[Skeleon]

How would I be forced to kill someone? In self-defense? Or what? And whom?
Anyway, I'd do it quickly.
If it was in self-defense it probably wouldn't be that grievous.
Otherwise, I'd probably be very shaken.

 

[Trivun]

Slow, brutal and painful, with lots of torture. Oh, wait, that's how I'd kill people anyway. Okay then, for a bad day, just multiply the torture by a hell of a lot (pick your own number between 1000 and 5000. Or between 1000 and infinity, either one's good for me...).

 

[Erana]

I'd kill myself before I would murder a worthwhile person.
Even if they were the scum of the Earth, I'd do it as quickly and painlessly as possible, then feel like a horrible murderer for the rest of my life.

Why would you ask this?
And why would people say they would enjoy this? Are they trying to prove that gamers are a bunch of homicidal psychopaths?

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

I'd just kill whoever is forcing me to kill someone. Mainly because it'd be ironic.

 

[Sombra Negra]

I would kill someone slowly and very painfully by kicking squishy cubes from a playground at them.

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqXkOrxgoN4

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

I'd kill myself before I would murder a worthwhile person.
Even if they were the scum of the Earth, I'd do it as quickly and painlessly as possible, then feel like a horrible murderer for the rest of my life.

Why would you ask this?
And why would people say they would enjoy this? Are they trying to prove that gamers are a bunch of homicidal psychopaths?

1) You used the qualifier "worthwhile" which intrigues me. Do you feel some people would be okay to murder, and a life is not equal to a life? I'm not making a value judgment here - I don't believe two random people are necessarily going to be somehow equal. I'm just interested in the distinction between worthwhile and worthless.

2) I doubt they're really psychopaths. Just frustrated, somewhat alienated young people who use anonymous personas to get rid of pent-up aggression. It's all about the fantasy. That said, I'm not giving any of them my street address.