I'd remove a piece of their body every day, then either salt the wound or cauterize it, just to provide a nice contrast to the pain and relative lack of pain present in the wounds. The pieces would be random, as in "oh, I feel like eating your eye today." and whatever comes next. When they were down to being a blind, nearly speachless torso and head, then I'd slowly lower them into a big bowl of sulfuric acid or lye. But that's for the people I really hate.
For the more casual hate, it'd be more of a chainsaw death or something.
Oh! You meant on a bad day...ummm...
I guess I'd feed the casually hated people through a newspaper press feetfirst. In a line. So they see what would be happening to them.
For the truly hated people? I would surgically remove all their organs and place them on the outside of their skin so that they still function, and then put them in a room filled with sharp things attached to the walls so they had to weigh which organ they could afford to lose at any given time. And if they live past three days, their entertainment value would be diminished to the point that I'd just drop the ceiling on them.
And I have to think I'd be more than fine after all this.
SimuLord said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I have no idea how I would feel after killing someone.
But the most likely answer is "I wouldn't."
Feel, that is.
I'm disappointed in you, Max. You of all people should be able to take pleasure and delight in the suffering of others. Or maybe I'm just saying that so I won't be the most sadistic sick fuck on this site.
Ah, who am I kidding? I still remember how much fun it was watching your will to live get swamped under a hurricane of puns a couple weeks back.
You should take pride in your status as such. It's something I'd like to aspire to. If I had any real drive, that is.
