Poll: If you were given the choice to become a vampire...
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Definitely, I would also probably initiate some complex scheme to turn everyone else on the planet into a vampire too, that way all of humanity can adapt to a day sleep routine, which would be more convenient for me by far. Also have to implement a world-domination scheme there too but that's thought for later (monopoly on human blood, silver and garlic suddenly came to mind).
Why would anyone willingly be immortal? I can't stand half the 20somethings at my college when I'm in the same age group. So I get eternal life and youth and then what? When I'm 70 I won't be able to talk to people my age about the good old days in the early 2000s and I won't be able to talk to the people I look like because they'll be irritating kids. I'll be a well toned 23 year old woman yelling at the kids to get off her lawn. This not even mentioning the watching everyone you love grow old and die.
I'd also like to note that a vampire would only kill someone they're drinking from by accident or out of desperation. You don't shoot the cow you're milking; they'd do much better letting the people live and coming back over and over.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and I'm a metalsmith so not being able to touch silver would kind of kill my career. Not much market for all copper and brass jewelry, steel is okay but it's more difficult and not as pretty as silver, and I'm not cool enough to work in gold.
I'd also like to note that a vampire would only kill someone they're drinking from by accident or out of desperation. You don't shoot the cow you're milking; they'd do much better letting the people live and coming back over and over.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and I'm a metalsmith so not being able to touch silver would kind of kill my career. Not much market for all copper and brass jewelry, steel is okay but it's more difficult and not as pretty as silver, and I'm not cool enough to work in gold.
I avoid going outside unless I have to (work, unfortunately requires me to), because I burn after about 15 minutes... it would be more severe, granted, but not entirely life-altering...
I'm sure I could get a nightfill job somewhere... I'd be too bored to not work...
still... i like the idea of change and suprises, and life and what I do meaning something... because if you live forever, then what's it matter what sort of person you are (no heave/hell consequence)?
I'm sure I could get a nightfill job somewhere... I'd be too bored to not work...
still... i like the idea of change and suprises, and life and what I do meaning something... because if you live forever, then what's it matter what sort of person you are (no heave/hell consequence)?
Yes, them I would go to Twilight fan club or something and then I go all like:
"Do you see what a vampire looks like? Hum? Fuck you, you damn all homosexual fairy jerks."
If not, then I would ask to be trasformed into a zombie and as my final troll act I would start the zombie apocalypse.
"Do you see what a vampire looks like? Hum? Fuck you, you damn all homosexual fairy jerks."
If not, then I would ask to be trasformed into a zombie and as my final troll act I would start the zombie apocalypse.
What about the whole God/religion thing would I be affected by crosses/holy water/etc because that might be a deal breaker.
Otherwise I would have to go with Yes, in fact the only way I would choose to become a vampire was if I was a real vampire.
also I would use the Twilight fad to lure naive Twihard females to there doom(but I might in to find body glitter for this).
Otherwise I would have to go with Yes, in fact the only way I would choose to become a vampire was if I was a real vampire.
also I would use the Twilight fad to lure naive Twihard females to there doom(but I might in to find body glitter for this).
While I love vampires and most that comes with them, I wouldn't. I enjoy the outside too much. Also, I'd see too many of my loved ones die around me over time, and I wouldn't be able to bear that. Especially not for eternity.
Hell no, not at all. i rather kill all the characters in the twilight series than be one of them if such thing existed....Scratch that i'd kill them either way.
No, I wouldn't. Everything has to die eventually.
Plus, I'm not sure I would enjoy being immortal. And sunlight is kinda fun. So no.
Plus, I'm not sure I would enjoy being immortal. And sunlight is kinda fun. So no.
I was put on probation for my previous post, where I simply answered no. so let me expound on this: Vampires are dead. they do not have sex, they do not eat food, they are incapable of gaining physical strength, and they cant come out in the daylight. they have to eat people.
as to the mod: I have decided never to post on this sight again. obviously you are an individual that has decided they have a personal beef with me and have decided to nitpick my posts. as I have seen dozens of one word posts on this site that no one has ever been placed on probation for. so congratulations, mystery person, you have managed to make me not want to frequent this place anymore.
as to the mod: I have decided never to post on this sight again. obviously you are an individual that has decided they have a personal beef with me and have decided to nitpick my posts. as I have seen dozens of one word posts on this site that no one has ever been placed on probation for. so congratulations, mystery person, you have managed to make me not want to frequent this place anymore.
I can't stand not looking at a mirror. I would probably go insane!Pelephant said:
Besides, how would I ever get laid? My dick would be ice cold along with my body so the only chicks that would be interest in me would be twihards, fucking twihards.
So no. Screw vampirism.
But, if I could be a Lycanthrope I wouldn't mind :3
Only if it were a Let The Right One In type of vampire. Then i'd consider it at the very least.