Poll: If you were sentenced to death, what method you choose?
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It would have to be drowning. Having gone nearly all the way before, it's incredibly peaceful after the first few seconds, and actually quite euphoric. Or alternatively if we're in the middle of a nuclear war being strapped to an ICBM would be kind of fun.
I would invent my own way...
It is based in the old age.
5 men Vs You, you get a sword and they get a sword, if they win you die, if you win you live, an honest and honorable way to die...or live, least it gives you a chance, but the best chance of me being sentenced is being framed like Geralt.
It is based in the old age.
5 men Vs You, you get a sword and they get a sword, if they win you die, if you win you live, an honest and honorable way to die...or live, least it gives you a chance, but the best chance of me being sentenced is being framed like Geralt.
I guess if I had to choose (and I don't see why I would ever be sentenced to death) it'd be the firing squad. At least then it's quick. After reading the 'Medusa Amulet' I'd never choose Decapitation
Since we're not restricting ourselves to realism here... I'd like to be jettisoned into space, while giving the most badass speech ever written and blowing up exactly seventeen 50-gallon tanks of gasoline on the moon, simultaneously* having sex with the three most beautiful women on the planet (Fellicia Day, Karen Gillian, Summer Glau). No, I don't know how they'd survive, but that's hardly the biggest problem with this plan.
*Because I'd have 3 dicks.
I feel like maybe I got carried away there.
*Because I'd have 3 dicks.
I feel like maybe I got carried away there.
I've always fancied "Eaten by wolves", seems nice to become part of the food-chain (and it's something like recycling, unlike burying the dead)
On a more realistic note: being eaten will probably be long and painfull, so I guess I'd go with an old fashioned guillotine. Fast, painless, and quite spectacular still.
. . . Maybe they can feed the wolves bits of me afterwards
On a more realistic note: being eaten will probably be long and painfull, so I guess I'd go with an old fashioned guillotine. Fast, painless, and quite spectacular still.
. . . Maybe they can feed the wolves bits of me afterwards
Death by lethal injection. Wouldn't be so bad, depending on the drug used.
Second choice would be firing squad, but only if done by people who are used to executing people this way. If it's just done by a bunch of random soldiers, the chance that they'd intentionally aim away from me is just too high - And ending up getting hit by just one bullet isn't really a quick death.
Captcha: win hands down
Hmmm...
Second choice would be firing squad, but only if done by people who are used to executing people this way. If it's just done by a bunch of random soldiers, the chance that they'd intentionally aim away from me is just too high - And ending up getting hit by just one bullet isn't really a quick death.
Captcha: win hands down
Hmmm...
Oh man, why do so many people think that a firesquad makes you die quickly , cleanly and without failure? Being shot at rarely kills you instantly, even if the shot is aimed for the head. Thus, unless you're lucky, you'll have a few moments of excrutiating pain before finally giving in.
I think I'd go with the "behind enemy lines, certain death" option, as that would realistically make me dessert and live on happily ever after.
If that's not an option, i don't think I'd care how I'd die. But I'd have the judge who sentenced me carry it out personally. To follow George R. R. Martin's Ned Stark: "If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die."
I think I'd go with the "behind enemy lines, certain death" option, as that would realistically make me dessert and live on happily ever after.
If that's not an option, i don't think I'd care how I'd die. But I'd have the judge who sentenced me carry it out personally. To follow George R. R. Martin's Ned Stark: "If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die."
