Poll: If you were sentenced to death, what method you choose?

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SulfuricDonut

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Essentially I would like to be thrown off of a very tall building.
This way I could have several seconds of pure bliss I as free fall, before splattering on the pavement in an unrecognizable mess of gore and death.

However out of the options given, I would prefer a gas chamber, that way I can make rude gestures to my executioners while I suffocate.
 

Kungfu_Teddybear

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I chose decapitation but I'd also consider a firing squad, pretty much because I'd imagine them being the quickest.
 

savandicus

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1 on 1 fight with progressively larger animals just to see how far up the food chain i could get, where i'm allowed 1 day on an deserted island to try and craft the best weapon + armour i can make (i'd probably end up with a stick with a rock tied to it).

I reckon by the time i get to mid to large sized canines i'd start being in real trouble, although thats only if i can make it through the snake rounds.
 

DanDanikov

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There was a documentary a few years ago by Michael Portillo that suggested suffocation by nitrogen was the most humane way to kill (I think that went for animals as much as humans).
 

Pinkamena

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I'd want to skydive without a parachute.
EDIT: You guys who've vote Decapitation, you do know that you're alive several seconds after your head are off the body? You don't die until your brain runs out of oxygen.
 

Uszi

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Death by nude atmospheric reentry, after being throw off the space station.
 

imnot

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I choose buzz lightyear!

Macgyvercas:WHAT THATS NOT A CHOICE!

Yep thats how I roll, but If I have to choose.
Drinking loads of cola flavoured liquid tnt and blowing myself up!
 

Richard Po

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Insanity

P.S. For those of you who picked death by "snu snu" I think you guys should REALLY rethink that.

First off picking who you get the "snu snu" with was never part of the question so just to make it a non-worst case scenario let just say you get to have it with some attractive young girl/guy (w/e you into).

Second of all of all death by "snu snu" is just another version of death by exhaustion, which IMO death by "snu snu" is little better then death by physical labor.

Third, for those of you who like to "stoke the pole", ALOT, it starts to hurt after the 4-5th time. Considering that this is supposed to be an execution I?m pretty sure you don't get to stop.

And the final note, I?m pretty sure this will ruin your idea of sex, which is supposed to the pleasant.
 

SpokeyPokey

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Don't know if this has been mentioned previously: Death by asphyxiation in nitrogen.
Apparently it's Painless, and even gives you a bit of a high first.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_asphyxiation
 

Taham

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evilneko said:
Death by running off a cliff while being chased by a bunch of topless women.
Are they by any chance wearing helmets, and when you fall off the cliff, will you land in your coffin?

Monty Python?
Either way, good choice.
 

lordlillen

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death by morinth

But I want you to know something: my lovers spent their last moments experiencing a pleasure you can't imagine
-: Morinth

hell yes.
 

paintman

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Something memorable. I want future generations to think. "WOW he CHOSE that?"

Possibilities.
unarmed fight with a lion
drawn an quartered
burned at the stake

The only one I wouldn't want is impaling because that takes DAYS to die.