Poll: If you were sentenced to death, what method you choose?

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Jakub324

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Have the Army snipe me from five miles away. At least I'll have died usefully, right?
 

ADeskofRichMahogany

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Death by driving 200 mph into a wall. Pretty sure that's not survivable, and it would provide good spectacle.

Or death by sky diving.
 

DanielBrown

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Sexed to death...
In all seriousness though; firing squad sounds fine. As long as they try to shoot me in the head.
 

Evil Top Hat

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Stoning, because I would want to show people what a cruel and inhumane punishment capital punishment is, and showing people the agony of death by stoning would be the best way to do that. It wouldn't be pleasant, but at least you would be doing one last useful thing before you died.
 

Thedayrecker

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Wasn't there a Monty Python sketch where the guy in question was executed by a "tidal wave of naked women?"

That.

 

Canid117

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Being chased off a cliff by topless women in dueling masks.

(Cookie for the reference)
 

Makon

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Ideally: Send me on some borderline suicide mission, so I might get something done before I kick the bucket.

Realistically: Firing squad. Just get it over with.
 

Fleeker

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4-way with Lacey Chabert, Scarlett Johanssen, and Eliza Dushku until my heart explodes.

It would be cruel and usual tortuous punishment but hey I'd be given the death penalty so I'd deserve it.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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Probably would get turned down for being "inhumane" but I would want to be fired out of a cannon. Or dropped out of high enough orbit that my carcass hits the ground as a massive fireball.
 

JochemDude

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Firing squad would be my choice it, though lethal injection is probably the most sensible. You'll just go to sleep and never wake up.
 

Kenjitsuka

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Lethal injection, really... No pain guaranteed!
Decapitation on a crazy day; I really do wonder how many seconds I would still be consious after my head gets severed!!! First hand experience, baby!!! ;)