Poll: If you were sentenced to death, what method you choose?

[TheLoneBeet]

Death... by Snoo-Snoo!

In real life, I'd choose... no, that's still right.

This.

Otherwise has anybody seen the death scene from Meaning of Life by Monty Python? That is my second choice. Google it.

EDIT: Crap I was ninja'd by the post above this one.

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

Death by running off a cliff while being chased by a bunch of topless women.

This implies that you would be running from the women.

Firing squad for me. Quick, and pretty much guaranteed.

 

[MICKnight1]

The only best way to die.
Open the gates of R'lyeh and stare into the face of Cthulhu.
My mind is plunged into a vortex of suffering and madness for what feels like millennia, but is actually the few seconds I have before I suffer a brain hemorrhage.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

 

[Vern]

I wouldn't go with firing squad myself, it's too imprecise and they're aiming at the chest. I would prefer one person with a large caliber handgun, say a S&W 500 or a Taurus .454, fired at the side of my head from between 15 and 20 feet. This would allow for maximum accuracy and helps to ensure the round will expand enough after entering my skull to destroy both hemispheres of the brain. It would kill you faster than your brain could react to it, and it's a hell of a lot cheaper on the tax payer than lethal injection.

 

[pwnzerstick]

Death by stoning, stoning as in the kush. Yeah, actualy its nearly imposible to OD on weed.

 

[thetruefallen]

Firing squad, with cigarette and no blind fold then donate my body to medical science, i might even get to become a terminator for it.

 

[dajuberjaber]

extremely unrealistically: getting a time machine going froward in time getting heaps of hi tech weaponry then going back in time to fight an endless horde of gladiators
unrealistically: Snoo-Snoo
realistically: firing squad

 

[Jedoro]

Find a random terrorist hideout, give me some gear, and let me attack the place. I'd be monitored with an armed Predator drone so I couldn't run away, and if I somehow survived I'd get sent to attack another hideout once I recovered.

 

[Eventidal]

Me, I'd like to die in battle against Rathalos or something equally awesome from Monster Hunter. Gotta go down fighting!

BUUUUT those don't exist in real life, so just give me a sword and shield and have me go toe to claw with a T-rex. Jurassic Park proves it's possible!

 

[TitanGear]

Inject me with massive amounts of the T-virus then send me to a third world country. Ill get the zombie apocalypse started right. : >

 

[Jaythulhu]

Death by running off a cliff while being chased by a bunch of topless women.

What he said.

Monty Python truly did make up the best ever execution method.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I'd have to go decapitation, just because it sounds interesting.

 

[loc978]

"Death by snoo-snoo, with a very long and very specific list of models. I'll start with a few local girls while you gather them. Never let it be said I tried to delay my sentence."

If they refuse that, I'll go with single combat against anyone they care to dig up, using melee weapons of each combatant's choice. If I win, i have to fight another, and another, and another... until i die. And it has to be televised.

 

[Fbuh]

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn8krv34vVA

Sorry, don't know how to embed. It should be familiar to Monty Python fans.

 

[Rhade Adama]

I picked other for one reason and one reason only. I want to die by the hands of Optimus Prime. Epicness

That would probably be pretty painful. He has a tendency to shoot, punch, kick, and axe things in the face to kill them (at least his current live-action incarnation does anyway >.>)

 

[SamuraiShinrai]

Death by Snoo-Snoo, never thought I'd go that way but I'd always really hoped.

 

[Adrian Neyland]

Exterminated by an army of Daleks.

 

[Warlord211]

Death by t-shirt gun.

 

[MacChris1991]

Death by snoo-snoo or an epic suicide mission where I am guaranteed my own special crowning moment of awesome.