Poll: Improve your life with one of these choices!

[bombchu]

1) I don't like pests. I haven't had them yet, though, so I'll be alright.
2) Always handy!
3) Ehn... I'll be alright.
4) I really like my glasses...
5) If they talk about me, I wouldn't want to know. Besides, they'd be pooey friends and we probably wouldn't be hanging out anyway.
6) Being lonely sucks.
7) I'd run out of dollars real quick. Then what? >.>

So, yes! Bargains!

 

[Gather]

3 of course...

Then I can go and eat Mc'Donalds for weeks on end and declare that guy was full of it!

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

3 or 5 it's hard to decide but I think I'll go with 3.

 

[About To Crash]

What's up with number 4? I already have glasses, and I look damn sexy with them thanks you.
I'd take three. Good lord, I need it right now.

 

[DarkRyter]

Fuck those dollars. I want permanent happiness.

 

[skcseth]

It's like Fallout 3 perks for life!!
I'd definitely choose option 3. I swam just 200 metres today and was more exhausted than I've ever been in my entire life.

 

[zacaron]

damn 3 or 7 hard choice

 

[Jinoru]

Three was the best choice. but 5 was super tempting.

 

[dnnydllr]

Alright, after I answered the question I realized something crazy. I picked the "Lose a dollar everyday one" without even thinking because that's practically nothing if you have a job. I then realized that this could be ironically taken as losing a family member everyday because my last name is Dollar...why do these magic things always have their loopholes?

 

[iseestupid]

3, because I'm lazy. 7 is a bad choice because I'm lazy and have no money, anyway, when you're always happy, you would come off as an odd person. "My dog died? I'm the happiest I've ever been!" Then, what's the point?

 

[blaze96]

I choose 3, no health problems and all the pizza I can eat hell yes. That and most things in life would benefit from my ability to always remain healthy.

 

[Kriptonite]

Interesting thread. I would have to go with 7. Also, what happens if you run out of money? Anyway, they say you can't buy happiness. How about for a dollar a day?

 

[delet]

I'm not in shape now, so an instant boost would be nice. Not to mention that'd proly fix my breathing...

 

[NotAPie]

3.
I'm in good shape really but sometimes I just wanna have a snack or something and I can't because then I'd over eat.
Now I can over eat like a pig and be in good shape !

 

[Sneaklemming]

It has to be 7, pure utilitarianism, but, people dont operate at the edge of rationality, and see a negative in all but no.3

no.3 seems the most attractive, when all it could possible do is make you 'look' normal. Its the most useless of the lot, rationally speaking.

But people arent exactly rational eh?
Is that what you were testing laughing god?

 

[Maze1125]

7, easily.
$365 a year is very small price to pay for happiness.

Also, I feel very sorry for anyone who honestly picks 6.