Poll: Improve your life with one of these choices!

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ElephantGuts

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I'm gonna go with 5 because I have a thing with people doing exactly that. I just hate it. Especially when they take it too far and start openly screwing with you and as a result go from friend to backstabbing enemy.

Yes, that has happened to me.
 

04whim

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624 said:
04whim said:
I'm torn between 3 and 4...
Same thing, since 3 means YOU are always fit your eyes will be too.
If by fit he means healthy.
he said "stay in shape" which in no way links to the health of your eyes, it just means have a well figured body, I see your logic but "it has more holes than triple c*nted hooker in 19th century White Chapel" (and yes that was Yahtzee) :/
 

dodo1331

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Seven.

I honestly do not see how staying in shape, which only requires hard work, goes above lifelong happiness.
 

lasherman

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I was going to say Number 3, but then I realized without the thought that I might become out of shape I might become even less motivated to ever get off the couch, so I chose the 5% discount.
 

Kuchinawa212

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Stay in shape.
You said always so that means I live forever. WHICH means if I invest in the bank now the interest a bunch of years from now will make me a rich man.
 

LuzGutierrez

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I vote 3 seeing as how it's the only one that doesn't seem to bite me back later.

1. I don't really care about pests, they are inevitable, and tehy keep each other in check.
2. Useless discount that doesn't seem to apply for much. Yeah sure I'll save pennies on EVERYTHING i buy, but I don't think that'll really be helpful till MUCH later in life. Might as well invest in stock.
3. The only one that seems helpful, even though I'm not morbidly obese, I wish I could look like a fit, attractive woman, as opposed to a moderately normal, androgynous person....
4. I like my glasses, personally >.>...
5. I don't really care about what anyone says, they are intitled to their own opinions, if they keep things from me, well, they just aren't good friends. Who cares about them?
6. That would just be lonely.
7. Then when I run out of money, and am stuck with only a smile on my face, I won't really be happy, will I?

Sorry, jjust sort of saw the bad in each of them more... :/
 

War Penguin

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2 would be my pick. 3 sounds nice but I get a sense of accomplishment when I get in shape by myself.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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1.Your house will never have bugs, rats, spiders and all those other pests you hate.
2.Everything you buy from now on will have a 5% discount
3.You will always stay in shape
4.Your eyes will always be good, so you'll never need glasses.
5.If your friends talk crap behind your back, you'll know it somehow.
6.You'll get 10 million dollars but all your family members and friends will disappear forever.
7.Lose a dollar everyday but you'll always be happy.


1. A clean house helps. Also, pest control.
2. Wouldn't add up enough to beat out the others.
3. TOP PICK. I mean, duh. All the others I don't need. :D
4. I already has perfect vision. ^^
5. I usually do. Also, these are poopy friends, and I have good friends.
6. Friends & family win over the $10mill. /:
7. I make my own happiness.
 

Biosophilogical

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I picked number three cause in my perception of reality being old and decrepit isnt exactly in good shape, nor is dying.

What shape would i be exactly, i would like to be in the shape of a perfectly healthy and fit human being but if you mean a square or something then i retract my decision
 

Squidwogdog

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i'd rather be happy all my life, besides with my $9.90/hour job it wont be a problem so 7 for me
 

Bourne Endeavor

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Catchphrase said:
3. Being able to eat anything, never do anything, and still stay in shape? Sign me the fuck up.
This completely and word for word.

1. Much as they can be annoying, I'll tolerate them.
2. I'll have millions soon enough, I do not need anymore money.
4. My eyes are fantastic, to the extent I can see and in often cases even read in the dark.
5. Let them talk all they want. Who cares?
6. Family I could not give a damn about however, Mom > Everything. I also have some damn good e-friends.
7. Barring a few exceptions I have been pretty happy despite a poor position financially, so I'm set.
 

Charisma

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I said 6.

I don't really care about my family, and you can always make new friends.

But on second thought, I'm going with 3. I probably would miss my sister a lot.

And my brother.
 

CouchCommando

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going with 7 I lose more than just a dollar every day regardless, so always been happy is a damn good payoff for just 1 dollar a day.