Food beats sex because having and eating food is a basic need for a human being to survive. Sex is just added awesome.
Poll: Is food better than sex?
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On a purely which is better case, without taking into account the survival factor of food... I'd say sex
Food X 1-MILLION!!
It doesn't complain when you want to do weird things with it. It always tastes good. It won't disease you (baring an allergy of course). You can take your sweet, sweet time. It isn't nearly as messy (or, it was way way messier). There is a far wider variety of flavors and textures. Most importantly though, even if you are single, you can always get yourself something good to eat.
Consider Ron Jeremy. When he was younger and thinner, he had a certain ability that many men claim to want to have (think Clerks and that talk about broken necks and freaked out mothers). Judging by the size of his gut at this point, I would think Ron has decided hogies and grinders are better than similarly shaped appendages.
It doesn't complain when you want to do weird things with it. It always tastes good. It won't disease you (baring an allergy of course). You can take your sweet, sweet time. It isn't nearly as messy (or, it was way way messier). There is a far wider variety of flavors and textures. Most importantly though, even if you are single, you can always get yourself something good to eat.
Consider Ron Jeremy. When he was younger and thinner, he had a certain ability that many men claim to want to have (think Clerks and that talk about broken necks and freaked out mothers). Judging by the size of his gut at this point, I would think Ron has decided hogies and grinders are better than similarly shaped appendages.
My thoughts exactly. Or even just eat a pizza whilst you're at it.PurpleLeafRave said:
In terms of a biological response sex is better... however, as proven by long term relationships sex, no matter how good can become boring where as a fantastic meal will be fantastic every time.
If I had to guess I'd say that a lot of the people who are declaring sex the outright winner have never had a long term sexual relationship.
If I had to guess I'd say that a lot of the people who are declaring sex the outright winner have never had a long term sexual relationship.
Well, that's what the question was for the actual debate, so I guess the point is that you decide for yourself what it means. That, or watch the debate and pick which side had the best jokes.Ultrajoe said:
j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
What I'm trying to say is, an average person. as in you or me, can survive without sex.Torque669 said:
Somehow, I still don't think that counts as an STD you'd get from having your way with a hamburger...Unit420 said:
Or would it be a hambugger?
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Sorry, bad joke.