Poll: Is food better than sex?

[Estocavio]

Id prefer food to sex - Possibly because im paranoid about STD's.

 

[Baldry]

But what about food with sex? I believe that's the end of that discussion.

 

[soapyshooter]

Cake is always better.

(watch Mario Galaxy 2 ZP)

 

[Firia]

Food is great, but it lacks the satisfaction of a passionate romp with whomever tickles your fancy.

Also, really, this poll needs a "I haven't had sex before, so I can't really say." Because really, if you haven't had sex before, you're just going off of masterbation experience. And masterbation is no sub for sex.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

As the question asks "Which is better" and not "Which is most necessary for an individual humans survival" I guess it really depends on the quality of the food or sex. If we are talking a choice between 10/10 of either I'd definitely take the sex. I'm probably not the best person to ask though, I used to be unhealthily obsessed yet terrified of food and now I barely think about it unless I'm really hungry. Also good sex is...well, pretty damn good.

 

[Tdc2182]

Well, seeing how I take mine mixed together I have no valuable thing to add to this.

Let me just say that family dinners are very awkward

 

[Boba Frag]

Better than the less than fulfilling sex I've been subjected to at any rate.... Yes, it really is that sad.

 

[bam13302]

edible underpants

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[bam13302]

Cake is always better.

(watch Mario Galaxy 2 ZP)

the cake is a lie
sry, i have to, its hardwired into me

 

[Khomatose]

In my current relationship Imma go ahead and say food. I mean, it was close before, but now it's miles ahead.

Harsh? Perhaps.

 

[Talendra]

Well...you can combine food and sex. Whipped cream anyone? Banana fritter?

I really do hope you mean Banana Split, Fritter is battered and dipped in boiling oil XD.

That being said, it really depends, sex is not always better than food, and food is not always better than sex. That being said, if you take the absolute best of each, sex would win out.

Better yet, dinner and sex, win win.

 

[Burningsok]

You need food to survive, you can live for a while without sex. But that's just on the basis of importance.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

You need to eat to... Uh, survive.

But sex is fantastic and you also need it to survive.

 

[Folio]

Well, food is more useful. It's easier to get. It's a primary survival need.

So sex comes second if you want to keep your sanity together with a full tummy.

 

[Leftnt Sharpe]

In my current relationship Imma go ahead and say food. I mean, it was close before, but now it's miles ahead.

Harsh? Perhaps.

Sooooooo what your saying is that your partner is a good cook?

 

[Captain Booyah]

Admittedly I'm a virgin so I'm slightly biased here, but I think I'd go for food anyways. I'd sooner live my life without any physical affection but eat the most fantastic food in the world, rather than have all the sex I want but have to live off bread and water for the rest of my days. That's just depressing.

 

[latenightapplepie]

No.

Hell, in my opinion, food isn't even better than sex with yourself. Food is severely overrated, I think.