Poll: Is food better than sex?

[Autofaux]

Food, dood. Always food. Sex is cool too, but food..

 

[Khomatose]

In my current relationship Imma go ahead and say food. I mean, it was close before, but now it's miles ahead.

Harsh? Perhaps.

Sooooooo what your saying is that your partner is a good cook?

He actually is a good cook. He makes amazing cups of tea as well.

 

[Fearzone]

You really have to have an "it depends" answer for this one...

 

[Ravek]

Some food is better than some sex.

 

[silasbufu]

Yeah I bet most of those who voted "yes" are virgins.

 

[nightwolf667]

I guess it depends on the food and the sex. If it's really good sex then it tops fucking everything. However, average sex? Dinner and dessert at a five star restaurant can definitely beat that or some really good bread from France. Bad sex? A buffet at a Las Vegas hotel certainly tops that, hell, most food will top that. Unless it's rotting.

 

[Quaxar]

Food! Not because it's necessary to survive but because I actually prefer it (and I'm not overweight, more too slim if anything).
There is only one kind of sex, but millions of tastes.

 

[Kaymish]

food is waaay better than sex then again my boyfriends and girlfriends know the way to my heart and into my pants is through my stomach must be a left over from my airforce days damn the officers mess food was good

 

[sicnasty77]

Gotta say getting it is always good cause you can eat afterwards!!!!!!!!

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Thats a hard one

Sex is awesome...
But I have had some pretty good food in my day...
Then Again, sex can be awkward...
Some food comes with chillie =( yuck!...
Sex comes with ... come.
Marmite =(
Condoms =(
Food is essential to survival...
Sex is essential for bragging amongst the men... (urrgh manly grunt!)
You can eat food anywhere...
You can Eat Out...
mmmm. waffles
urgh! Blue waffle... Food defenatly food!

 

[Captain Pancake]

Would'nt know, I've never had "Cake".

food is waaay better than sex then again my boyfriends and girlfriends know the way to my heart and into my pants is through my stomach must be a left over from my airforce days damn the officers mess food was good

Take a breath eh?

 

[Dyp100]

Hmm, 100.1% people have voted. Which is surprising since only 33.8% voted for food - although I suspect most people voted 'sex' for their self-confidence issues.

Why do you say that? Some people like sex, we're designed to.

OP is asking what is better, not what is more essential.

 

[esperandote]

Buying food isn't illegal, point for food.
You can have food in public.
It isn't akward for your mom to caught you watching a cooking show... unless you're masturbating.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Well...you can combine food and sex. Whipped cream anyone? Banana fritter?

I really do hope you mean Banana Split, Fritter is battered and dipped in boiling oil XD.

That being said, it really depends, sex is not always better than food, and food is not always better than sex. That being said, if you take the absolute best of each, sex would win out.

Better yet, dinner and sex, win win.

Yeah, I meant banana split. :L I'll edit it. That wouldn't be so good.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

Both are just so amazing. I don't even know. I do enjoy both plenty.
Yeah I'm at a loss of a verdict

 

[AdamRBi]

Food

See, sex is just that; Sex. It can be done Rough, Passionate, maybe with a Fetish thrown in. But in the end, the funnest part is the time spent with your mate and the build up to the release.

Food is different, because it's more versatile. Ice Cream on a Hot Day for example, it's sweet, savory, and refreshing. While a Hamburger is Juicy, Filling, and, depending on the flavoring, Meaty. There are so many ways to enjoy it all you need to do is find one that fits your pallet and boom... most delicious, savory experience you've had in your life. With Sex you know what to expect, with great food it always goes beyond your expectations.

 

[SpecklePattern]

I need food to survive, so...yes.

Sex is like an added bonus to life, people can live without it.

Bonus, but still isn't it better? In my opinion it is. I don't get laid that often but still it is better. Although I love eating. Specially when I am really hungry... Hmmm.

Fun: Sex > food
Don't want to die: Food > sex
Continuity of human race: Sex > food
When I am really really hungry: Food > sex

Fine! I think I call it a draw after all 8-/

 

[assassinslover]

Definitely sex. I've had some pretty damn good food... but yeah.

 

[Reenix]

Hmm, 100.1% people have voted. Which is surprising since only 33.8% voted for food - although I suspect most people voted 'sex' for their self-confidence issues.

Why do you say that? Some people like sex, we're designed to.

OP is asking what is better, not what is more essential.

True, but I think you missed the joke that 100.1% of people suggests that some like their food a little TOO much...and thus count for .1 of an another person.

But you're right in that some people (myself included) would rather have a 3-course shag than a 3-course meal