Poll: Is food better than sex?

[blindthrall]

Yeah I bet most of those who voted "yes" are virgins.

Or at least have never had a good blowjob, which is better than any food.

Food! Not because it's necessary to survive but because I actually prefer it (and I'm not overweight, more too slim if anything).
There is only one kind of sex, but millions of tastes.

Literally speaking, there's three different kinds of sex, and that's before you start throwing positions and fetishes in there. I would bet there's more nerve endings in your cock or clit, as the case may be, than in your tongue, if you want to get into hedonistic equations.

Look at it this way: The average person is put into a room and given two buttons to push, one which delivers a random restaurant-quality meal and one which delivers an orgasm. Which do you think they'll hit more? The food button would get pushed 3-4 times a day, while the orgasm button would get pushed every minute. It's because orgasms are a known quantity which always feel good. Food's drawback is in its diversity. If you were to ask, as so many women have, is chocolate better than sex, then it would be a much tighter margin.

As for diseases got from either, food poisoning can kill you. The worse STDs, AIDS and syphilis, take years to do that.

When asked whether he would rather forgo food or sex for the rest of his life, some famous French guy, whose name I cannot recall, said "I would forgo food, and live off the bodily secretions of my lovers."

Gross, French, and awesome, all at the same time.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Who's saying that they are mutually exclusive? (bow chicka wow wow)

In all seriousness, I dunno. Only have done one of the two so far (damn, 20 years and I still haven't had anything to eat yet). So I can't say for sure.

 

[Jark212]

Depends on how hungry I am...

 

[Echo136]

We've already had a similar thread.

 

[Communist partisan]

Why not eat while having sex, BOOSH!

 

[Mukil]

Dip the person in food and you can have the best of both worlds.

 

[Metal Brother]

Why not eat while having sex, BOOSH!

Because there are some places where you do NOT want to get cookie crumbs...

 

[inflamessoilwork]

If this is even a serious question for someone, then you either have not had sex, or the sex you have had has been terrible.

 

[Toxxet]

Well...you can combine food and sex. Whipped cream anyone? Banana fritter?

My thoughts exactly. Or even just eat a pizza whilst you're at it.

Although food has the advantage of being cheaper!

if you do doggy-style very carefully you could place the pizzabox on her back and eat while having sex... that would be awesome XD

 

[megalomania]

I don't think you'd catch a rather nasty STD from a hamburger...

Have you eaten at McDonald's lately? [small]Oh snap[/small]

OT: Being a fuck-ugly, mentally ill social reject, (Yes, I'm a wee bit depressed right now) I think it's safe to say that I will never indulge in a sexual act without an exchange of currency. Therefore: food it is. Bring on the curry's.

Either that's hyperbole or your avatar is actually a picture of you.

Besides, "wee bit depressed" world view is nearly always counterfactual. So take heart in the thought that you're probably wrong

OT: Sex, intimacy is too important a thing to my current mental state to sacrifice for a silly thing such as sustenance

EDIT: spelign

Nice motivational trick there... tell the admittedly depressed person that he is wrong about it. I'm sure people in an emotionally fragile state would love that

Probably better than my response to such situations though - typically 'go be all Emo on your own time'

OT: I think we need a louder voice from the female Escapists for two reasons-

1: It has be rumoured that some ladies have a slightly more emotional connection to their food *cough*chocolate*cough*
2: Ladies are far more likely to have an unsatisfactory sexual encounter (because guys are normally just out to get their own happy ending).

Therefore I think an answer from the girls regarding good food vs 'bad' sex would be interesting. By 'bad' I mean not exactly getting your screaming movie style orgasm not 'bad' as in traumatic.

As for me sex beats food every time. I'm a slightly sterotypical red blooded male though.

 

[Wolfram23]

If we're talking best meal of my life vs best sex of my life, I'd still probably have to go with food. Orgasms are easy. A great meal is not. Food can go from completely gross to exquisite. Sex goes from no orgasm to orgasm. Honestly the feeling after sex for me isn't much different than after a good wank session with a porno... except for the boobies. I love boobies.

 

[JJMUG]

Photosynthesis is best only slight movements all day.

 

[SD-Fiend]

well I hasn't had sex (sadface) so I'll go with food but that makes me sound like a glutton

 

[SD-Fiend]

Well...you can combine food and sex. Whipped cream anyone? Banana fritter?

My thoughts exactly. Or even just eat a pizza whilst you're at it.

Although food has the advantage of being cheaper!

if you do doggy-style very carefully you could place the pizzabox on her back and eat while having sex... that would be awesome XD

this just made me think of full metal alchemist...

 

[dogenzakaminion]

everyone keeps saying that "i need food to live, so food", but thats not really the question is it? I assumed the question was that if on one day someone offered you a great meal or a beatiful woman to ravashe, id have to say sex over food.

 

[Rensenhito]

I think that depends entirely on the person you're having sex with, as well as the quality of the pancakes.
Or whatever.
For me, though, sex is the clear winner. It can't give me indigestion. Can it?
... Don't answer that.

 

[RJ Dalton]

Depends on whether or not I'm hungry. I tend to follow the philosophy of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

 

[TenSecondHero]

Sex.

I know you need food to live, but I'm simply comparing the satisfaction factor of great sex after feeling very horny all day, and great food after feeling very hungry. The sex gives me greater satisfaction.

So, great sex > great food, but great food > bad sex.

EDIT: Completely agree with the great blowjob comment. It's so much more versatile than straight sex.

I've never had 'bad' sex, but I have had 'not great/satisfactory' sex, just one night with an old school friend that turned out to be a worse idea than either of us thought at the time.