Poll: Is food better than sex?

[Outright Villainy]

It terms of neccesity, yes food is better. Sex isn't too enjoyable if you're starving to death either.
Sex is a lot more fun on a case to case basis though, no question.

 

[Mimssy]

Well...you can combine food and sex. Whipped cream anyone? Banana split?

Whipped cream is a bad idea. You end up with this awful old dairy smell clinging to you.

As for the question, it depends. Sandwiches have lasted longer than some guys I've been with.

 

[Booze Zombie]

My father tells me you can rely on food more and it's a pleasure that can actually be improved by another's skill, where as sex seems to just being pleasure derived from bashing your bits at another person.

 

[VanityGirl]

Uhmm... Anyone who picked sex over food, have fun starving.

Have fun with blue balls. Seriously, when your balls are aching like a non-stop kick in the crotch, and you're getting horny just from watching Loose Women... well, no amount of 3 course meals is going to help you feel better from that.

Besides having one user point out that I am, in fact, a female and thus cannot suffer from blue balls.

Did you forget that you can just masturbate?
Then you can have your cake, eat it and still get some sexual pleasure.

 

[Silver Patriot]

Food. It keeps me alive.

Sex just keeps humanity alive and if scince has anything to say about it we won't need it. Though it is exciting.

Funny how things we like correspond to what humans need. It is almost like the pleasure is a way to keep us doing it. Nah.

 

[TenSecondHero]

Well...you can combine food and sex. Whipped cream anyone? Banana split?

Whipped cream is a bad idea. You end up with this awful old dairy smell clinging to you.

As for the question, it depends. Sandwiches have lasted longer than some guys I've been with.

Sandwich comment

Yes, whipped cream is something I've never wanted to try. This is why flavoured lubes exist.

What exactly goes through a girl's mind when a guy ejaculates in his underwear? I only ask because my ex told me about her friend's boyfriend doing it while kissing. Any girls care to shed some light? I know one guy who did it, put his hand in it and rubbed it in her face before getting up and leaving, which seems a bit of an overreaction...

 

[Stu1701]

It depend on how much bacon you have.

 

[Skoldpadda]

Some food is better than some sex.
I've had some lousy sex, and some great food, and there's all of these inbetweens.
I'm sorry, some-girls-I-once-knew, but someone I know makes fresh salmon that's just pure heaven and melts on your tongue, whilst stroking all your senses, telling you everything will be alright.

But the best sex, in my experience, beats the best food.

In terms of quantity however, good food is easier to find than good sex.

 

[The Austin]

Food, easily. Have you ever tried a really, reeeeaaaallllyyy good cheeseburger before? Well, I have.

AND IT GAVE ME A TASTEGASM!

Buying food isn't illegal, point for food.
You can have food in public.
It isn't akward for your mom to caught you watching a cooking show... unless you're masturbating.

Post of the day!

 

[Mimssy]

Well...you can combine food and sex. Whipped cream anyone? Banana split?

Whipped cream is a bad idea. You end up with this awful old dairy smell clinging to you.

As for the question, it depends. Sandwiches have lasted longer than some guys I've been with.

Sandwich comment

Yes, whipped cream is something I've never wanted to try. This is why flavoured lubes exist.

What exactly goes through a girl's mind when a guy ejaculates in his underwear? I only ask because my ex told me about her friend's boyfriend doing it while kissing. Any girls care to shed some light? I know one guy who did it, put his hand in it and rubbed it in her face before getting up and leaving, which seems a bit of an overreaction...

Well my first reaction is, "Well I at least I didn't waste the time getting my pants off for 10 seconds of disappointment" If it's a guy I actually care about, I'd be pretty understanding. It's usually because he's nervous or not very experienced- neither of which can he be faulted. If it's just some guy, I wouldn't really care. It ends there and I go home.
Girls can masturbate too.

As to that guy you know, I would have knocked a tooth out. I'm a scrappy little girl and I would never take that kind of BS from a guy.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

I loves me some food. Bring on the meats.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Depends on the food and the sex. I mean a multi-hour fuck marathon with an attractive, experienced, and inventive partner is going to be better than a sloppy burger, but a pissed up stand-up with something with troll ancestry is going to be significantly worse than a full course meal in a michelin starred restaurant.

 

[Deleted]

I don't NEED sex and I don't go putting a considerable amount of effort into getting it since it just doesn't interest me, so no. Food is more important, I love to eat!

 

[A Raging Emo]

Since I lost my virginity, I've always preferred sex to everything.

Now sex AND food, that's another story...

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

well

pros and cons man, pros and cons

food:
1)pick what i want
2)doesn't talk back
3)consistent

sex:
1)you get what you get and you dont have a fit
2)depending on the partner it could be amazing as fuck or horrible as fuck
3)requires work...

Some food is better than some sex.
I've had some lousy sex, and some great food, and there's all of these inbetweens.
I'm sorry, some-girls-I-once-knew, but someone I know makes fresh salmon that's just pure heaven and melts on your tongue, whilst stroking all your senses, telling you everything will be alright.

But the best sex, in my experience, beats the best food.

In terms of quantity however, good food is easier to find than good sex.

this is what i was getting at.

sex can be better, but its easier to find good food than it is to get good sex

 

[HereForFreeFood]

I dunno, I've never had food before.

 

[AceDefective]

Triangle of success
Fine food
Fine women
Fine wine
so both

 

[Panda Mania]

Sex is definitely amazing. But, after going through a period of losing all pleasure in eating (stomach issues), I declare FOOD to be better! Specifically, delicious, sizable servings. There's nothing like your favorite food, or a satisfying meal, or just munchin' on a tasty lunch after working hard and hungry all morning.

Put it this way: People have gone their whole lives without sex. How many have gone just a month without food?

Okay, okay, I realize that's seriously flawed; food is a requirement, after all. And in its own way, sex is vital to life. Both can be huge pleasures. But, as long as you can afford it, food will always exist as a bountiful, delectable resource that gives and gives, and asks nothing in return! Sex is trickier; you gotta share it with humans. And humans are just...well, human.

 

[Spinozaad]

Nothing is better than sex.

Except for, possibly, MDMA. Or taking a piss when you really, really, really have to take a piss or risk bursting your bladder.

 

[Harkonnen64]

My pathetic ass is 18 and still a virgin. Don't know how good sex is, but it'll have to be pretty fucking great to beat a grilled ham-and-cheese with a side of Cool Ranch Doritos...