Poll: Is it morally wrong to concuss a Hamster with a tea-spoon?

[AngryMongoose]

Is it a rabid hamster? Or is this just some sick fetishistic thing you do to get off?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Is it a rabid hamster? Or is this just some sick fetishistic thing you do to get off?

It can be whatever you want it to be sweet-cheeks.
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Sorry that came out horribly wrong...

 

[RaeveSpam]

If you have a good reason, it might be justifiable. But otherwise it's just animal cruelty

 

[twistedmic]

Is the hamster going to be food for a snake that's near-molting? If not, then yes. It does seem morally wrong to concuss a hamster period.

 

[staika]

No, if the hamster had it coming to him then I don't care what sick or strange thing you do to the hamster with said spoon >.>

If the hamster didn't have it coming to him and you did strange things to him with a spoon then I don't think I'll be able to save you from the waves of animal rights activists that will come to knock your house down.

Edit:

Spoiler: Also how could you not beat this thing down?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

If you have a good reason, it might be justifiable. But otherwise it's just animal cruelty

What would count as a good reason?
If the Hamster had just enslaved your entire family and was holding them hostage in a volcano fortress of doom?

 

[Bebus]

I cannot think of a single situation in which doing so can be considered anything less than evil.

 

[MrAkuma201]

I don't think it is and grab the hamster and tern it on its back and see what happens 8D

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

I cannot think of a single situation in which doing so can be considered anything less than evil.

I refer you to my earlier post.

Is the hamster going to be food for a snake that's near-molting? If not, then yes. It does seem morally wrong to concuss a hamster period.

You would torture an animal that's just about to die!?
THAT'S SICK!!!
D:

 

[RaeveSpam]

If you have a good reason, it might be justifiable. But otherwise it's just animal cruelty

What would count as a good reason?
If the Hamster had just enslaved your entire family and was holding them hostage in a volcano fortress of doom?

Instead of an example I'll give a generalization:

It is okay to concuss a hamster with a spoon, if the consequences of not doing it outweighs the consequences of doing it.

How to exactly know when it's right and when it's wrong is up to the individual, some animal rights activist might say the hamster's well being outweighs that of yourself.

 

[JoJo]

Absolutely not, hamsters are the scum of the Earth and you'd be doing the world a favour.

Incidentally, what's with all the random threads today?

 

[DatedSandwich]

You're not quite mentally stable, are you?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Absolutely not, hamsters are the scum of the Earth and you'd be doing the world a favour.

Incidentally, what's with all the random threads today?

What random threads?
All my threads are of paramount importance!
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What about parrots?

 

[Jenitals]

Edited for stupid post that didn't make sense.

Answer: Depends on the felony commited by said hamster.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

You're not quite mentally stable, are you?

Don't you dare steal my poll options young man!
I should send you off to bed without any supper!

 

[DatedSandwich]

You're not quite mentally stable, are you?

Don't you dare steal my poll options young man!
I should send you off to be without any supper!

Now now, you couldn't do that! Supper is like, important, or something. It's not my fault you're not quite...all there, so to speak. XD

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Now now, you couldn't do that! Supper is like, important, or something. It's not my fault you're not quite...all there, so to speak. XD

What do you mean not all there?
I'M OUT AND PROUD!
But not in the nudist way.

 

[SilentCom]

I think you just won the most strange question of the day award...

 

[JoJo]

What about parrots?

Concussing a parrot? Why would you even consider such a thing, you need help boy.