Poll: Is this joke funny?

[LadyRhian]

Why don't the walls in your house talk to you?

They can't. They're plastered.

And, no joke, I actually got approached by a bunch of JW's when I was working. Ever since, to me they have been the Jehovah's Witlesses.

 

[Homplok]

Where's the option for "I'm not British."

 

[Snake Plissken]

If you have to ask an audience whether or not it's funny, it's not.

 

[Player 2]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. In a little while, the barman gives her one.

 

[smashmaniac64]

that was as bad as those puns you see on fruit by the foot and fruit gushers wrapers

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

Thank you for the link the explains what hovis is exactly. I am an American, so I miss out on a lot of really funny things.

I find the joke to be very funny. I love horrible puns, I believe they make the world go round.

I'm just angry I can't tell my American friends.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I suppose it depends on one's sense of humor, but esoteric jokes will find fewer laughs, I think.

You may have heard this one.
A man driving home from work gets in an accident that paralyzes the left side of his body, when his wife is told he'll be like this for the rest of his life, she says "I think he'll be all right!"

 

[Riobux]

That's just awful. Not painful enough to deserve physical abuse, but just awful.

 

[Dragunai]

Chuck Norris invented beefburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence.... true story...

WOW!! a Chuck Norris joke! How original!!!

A weak attempt at sarcasm on the internet directed at someone who clearly put in a chuck norris joke for its own irony. . .

Im sure your considered the "Precious" one in your group, the one whom irony jokes cascade over and the fact you don't understand never ceases to amuse those around you.

There there, not everyone is as awesomely intelligent as I am.

Then again the fact you felt a need to respond like you did does say your a colossal jerk off who isnt happy unless he is tearing others down. Considering you didnt have to respond at all let alone make something so negitive.

... well I got you pegged already. That was easy, boring but thankfully time saving.

Now to get a sandwich!

 

[mrdude2010]

iseeeee whatyoudid there


not particularly funny

 

[Giest4life]

Yeeahh... what? I don't get it

Anyways, there are worse jokes.

Spoiler: What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Unstable! LOLOLOLOLO

Possibly the best joke ever to grace civilization.

OT: Don't get it.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Here's one I made up myself.

What do you call a traveling nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

 

[blankedboy]

Yeeahh... what? I don't get it

Anyways, there are worse jokes.

Spoiler: What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Unstable! LOLOLOLOLO

Possibly the best joke ever to grace civilization.

My jokes are good like that.

 

[klaynexas3]

i hate puns. especially holocaust puns. Anne Frankly, i camp stand them. anyone the tells a holocaust joke is going straight to heil.

 

[Citrus]

Spoiler: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.

 

[klaynexas3]

My friend and I used to do a two person vaudeville routine. Spoiler-text is my lines, stuff that appears when you click is her lines. You dig?

Spoiler: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Spoiler: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall?

Art.

Spoiler: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the floor?

Matt.

Spoiler: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a chair?

Dave.

Spoiler: Hey, that's not funny...

Dave doesn't think so either, he's got no arms and no legs!

Tip your waitress, I'm here all week.

sometimes, jokes are just so bad, that they're hilarious

 

[Yureina]

I don't get it.

 

[Nouw]

Not funny and I don't even understand.

 

[Thundero13]

Groan

 

[bawkbawkboo1]

Here's one I cam up with that did well at a computer repair store:


You know what the alpha version of Windows 7 was called?

Spoiler

Vista