"My hand slipped into your head... and it was awesome!"Mr. Gency said:
...This was special.
I haven't laughed quite like that in a loooooong time.
Poll: Is this joke funny?
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...This was special.
I haven't laughed quite like that in a loooooong time.
Jesus Christ. Do i feel bad for the guy who told you the joke. According to the poll, currently you have to punch him 285 times. Ouch.
However, i haven't heard the word "hovis" so i have no clue how to pronounce it, so maybe the joke could be funny... But currently, to me, it's not.
However, i haven't heard the word "hovis" so i have no clue how to pronounce it, so maybe the joke could be funny... But currently, to me, it's not.
so yeah, pretty much gave me a good laugh.
I think it'd help if he said 'the hovis witnesses' just to make it sound more like jehova's.
for those non UK types, its ho as in rap, vis to rhyme with piss.
for those non UK types, its ho as in rap, vis to rhyme with piss.
My favorite joke of all time is:
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman laughs and says "sorry duck we don't sell grapes we are a bar"
so the duck left.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman laughs and says "I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes"
The duck shrugs and walks out of the bar.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman became angry and says "I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes and the day before, if you come in here once more asking for grapes i'm going to nail your beak to the bar"
The duck shrugs and walks out of the bar.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and the barman says "I warned you yesterday"
The duck replied "I don't want to ask you for grapes"
The barman says "OK mate what can I get you?"
The duck asks "Do you have any nails"
The barman says "no!?"
The duck then asks "do you have any grapes"
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman laughs and says "sorry duck we don't sell grapes we are a bar"
so the duck left.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman laughs and says "I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes"
The duck shrugs and walks out of the bar.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman "do you have any grapes"
The barman became angry and says "I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes and the day before, if you come in here once more asking for grapes i'm going to nail your beak to the bar"
The duck shrugs and walks out of the bar.
The next day A duck walks into a bar and the barman says "I warned you yesterday"
The duck replied "I don't want to ask you for grapes"
The barman says "OK mate what can I get you?"
The duck asks "Do you have any nails"
The barman says "no!?"
The duck then asks "do you have any grapes"
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender asks why that steering wheel is there. The Pirate replys ARRR It Drives Me Nuts.
Or. What is green and has 4 legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A Pool Table. LOL.
Or. What is green and has 4 legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A Pool Table. LOL.
It's a pun. There's no such thing as a funny pun. I simply voted "It's bad" and I won't even dignify this discussion with a pun example of my own. They suck.
It's aweful, as your poll merrily gives us the option to call it.
I'm in awe of how awful it is. It's pretty bad. My mouth only bended downwards, and my eyebrows bent into a V-shape.
Especially because I didn't have any idea what the fuck "Hovis" was at first. A bread company? Well, that makes the joke worse than I thought it'd be.
I'm in awe of how awful it is. It's pretty bad. My mouth only bended downwards, and my eyebrows bent into a V-shape.
Especially because I didn't have any idea what the fuck "Hovis" was at first. A bread company? Well, that makes the joke worse than I thought it'd be.
