Poll: Is this real? (Twilight "related")

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Dr. wonderful

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Breaker deGodot said:
Dr. wonderful said:
Breaker deGodot said:
Oh God I hope this is fake.
God said "No this is pretty real."

...I gotta admit, they seem to actually make it funny...a little...but diaster movie and meet the spartans sucked....And epic movie plus date mov...actually date movie was pretty funny.

But yeah, this actually made me laugh...and I don't know why.
To quote Yahtzee, "It always LOOKS good..."
That pretty much sums up my thoughts on this one.
Well my good sir, I have my own Yahtzee quote!

If I were War and I just hoisted a seven-foot demon into the air and chopped it in half with a single swing, I wouldn't stand there scowling. I'd go, "Fucking hell! Did anyone just see that!? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"

...That had nothing to what we was talking about...I just wanted to write that.

Anyway, this could be bad...really bad.
 

RatRace123

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Yeah, we've about reached the point where they're trying too hard. It be funnier if it was less forced.

(Sigh) oh well, at least we haven't seen one of these shitty "spoofs" in a while.
 

Impluse_101

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Warforger said:
This is better EDIT WARNING NSFW
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WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN....at least forgotten at least of ALL that I heard....*shivers*

But the Scary movie twilight stuff..... I only want one thing to happen from it. That there is a full on scale war between the "Team Jacob" and "Team Edward" fans. Eventually they'll all die out that way.

Kidding. Its just getting really redundant
 

newfiegirl 110

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So utterly unnecessary. I know I'm in a definate minority here because I actually enjoyed the Twilight books...and even I'll admit that the movies do lack in some ways, but the whole parody thing got old a couple of years ago. Why can't they just let the genre die. Only two more Twilight movies, then everyone can forget they ever heard of it and start ragging on something else.
 

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AC10 said:
Remember Disaster Movie? Remember how it has a 1.6 on IMDB? Yeah, I'm never seeing one of these ever again.

Someone needs to make a "Parody Movie" that parodies parody movies - that would be awesome.
Maddox has already done it.

I'll be honest. I dislike Twilight, and I think it seemed funny for that reason. Will I see it? For free, probably. Pay money for it? No.
 

William Dickbringer

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I don't think it's that good but WHY DO WE NEED MORE

seriously I thought the last parody movie that came out (I think it was disaster movie) killed the genre

*sigh* I miss the goo parody movies like austin powers, kung pow enter the fist(ok debatable whether it's good) and shaun of the dead I might just go find them to rewatch them
 

SirDerick

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Oh for fucks sake. Yes Scary movie 1 was funny. Every film since then has just been worse and worse. For fucks sake, how does this shit still make any money?
I have to agree with that. Lately it's just been random slapstick that we could find on any youtube video.
 

The Rockerfly

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Y'know what, fuck free markets. Free markets is the only thing that would allow this kind of crap out because people can be as stupid as they want when they buy films

God fucking dammit that was the worst thing I have ever seen in my life, I want to stab a puppy now
 

Metalix Knightmare

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I admit it. When I saw the Bella burger, I loled.

Still wouldn't pay to see this though. Perhaps download it off Netflix.
 

BGH122

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This wasn't funny. This wasn't even close to funny. I hope this is just some stupid YouTube 'joke'.
 

SturmDolch

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Oh wow that was terrible. I really don't like these types of in-your-face-its-a-parody movies. The ones that actually make you feel like you're watching a parody. A good parody can hold its own as a film, too, like Spaceballs or Hot Fuzz. Hell I didn't even watch zombie movies before I saw Shaun of the Dead but it was still funny. These ____ Movie type movies are so overdone.
 

Crystal Cuckoo

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Well, I can't say I didn't laugh.

The end where the Jacob fan smacked the Edward fan in the face with a shovel made me lol (if only because I know people like that in real life).
 

NinjaTigerXIII

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The reason this might just be the first GOOD parody film of late is that the source material is just so easy to make fun of even a bunch of morons could make some pretty good jokes.
 

lSHaDoW-FoXl

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It looks like it was made from the makers of the scary movie series. I'll pretty much give any comedy movie a chance so I'll probably be watching whether it's good or bad. Though, I will go ahead and assume it's better then Twilight.
 

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Fusoiya said:
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And if it is, Why am I getting the feeling this will actually be worse then The Twilight saga?

Also tell me what you think of this one and other parody related movies (egh meet the spartans /puke)
it looks bad and looks allot like a shitty scary movie spinn-off
 

Z(ombie)fan

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Is this... seltzer and friedburg?

plus twilight?

That is, in every sense, "like vomiting on a piece of shit", as the AVGN would say.
 

tkioz

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Oh God... When are they going to declare this kind of "comedy" a crime against humanity.
 

Sharky200

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because mostly immature people and also people looking for a quick laugh flock to watch them. They make money from the people that watch them
so of course they are going to keep making more
 

Keava

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Subpar parody sadly. I think the last good vampire movie parody ive seen was Leslie Nielsens Dracula: Dead and Loving it.

This just feels forced, and mostly unfunny either form the trailer, and if trailer which is supposed to show off best scenes doesn't make me laugh, the actual movie must be 10 times worse.