Poll: It's time Escapists. For the most important vote. (Probably NSFW)

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FillerDmon

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You know what makes me laugh my ass off? I saw this thread come up on the main page, and for some reason my first thought, not even seeing the NSFW part of the title, was that it was going to be either Tits or Ass.

And I was half right!

Also, I need/want to know. Paragon, are you the guy who kept making those pony/preggo/dbz threads? I swear they come to mind upon seeing this one, and your name strengthens that suspicion for some reason. I could be entirely wrong, but it's like a bad itch: you just gotta scratch it.

As for the thread, Big Ol' titties. Back pains suck, but otherwise big boobs are awesome. Granted I'd be the biggest slut in the world, but I absolutely love big ol' boobs, and if I were a girl I'd fucking want my rack to be big enough to make it hard for me to look at my feet. Some of the girls I've dated have even noted that they can't even blame me for my view.
 

DefunctTheory

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FillerDmon said:
Also, I need/want to know. Paragon, are you the guy who kept making those pony/preggo/dbz threads? I swear they come to mind upon seeing this one, and your name strengthens that suspicion for some reason. I could be entirely wrong, but it's like a bad itch: you just gotta scratch it.
That was Commander_PonyShep, someone who has since been banned.

Christ, those threads were bad.
 

MHR

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Flat, dammit! :mad:

Big ones are just fat in a titillating shape! We mustn't become hypnotized by their jiggly bouncing and become a thrall to their will!

I'd love me a cute little flat girl :)

Biggies are overrated!
 

Something Amyss

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Got buried in my inbox....

AccursedTheory said:
I shall shut up on this particular subject then, as promised.


Mwahahahahahaha...my plan in a nutshell!

But seriously, I'm not out to shut you up, just offering my particular perspective. In nerd spheres especially, people treat me quite different depending on how masculine or feminine they decide my username is.

Well, no one will admit they want it to turn into a soft porn discussion board. And in any case, I bring enough misery, vileness, and over all shit posting to this forum already. If this place is going to devolve into a repository for the most basic of human impulses, someone else can do it.
Well, I mean, the internet is like 85% porn already. And 12% kittens. And probably some overlap (>.<). It's not like we're exactly starved for titillation. There's a side tangent there I won't get into, but....

As a man, I've never known the oppression that is the bra, so I'll take your word for it.
Well, I mean, too small can actually do damage (and going back to trans issues, it's at least relatively common for transmen to injure themselves by using smaller sports bras to flatten out like a binder, though I don't have hard numbers on specifically how common) and too large won't give you any support unless you're, padding, which is less comfort and more presentation.

My ex used to wear poorly fitting bras and she always had red marks from the band as well. Like, really dug in there.

Though I will say, however uncomfortable, awkward, or annoying a bra may be, the panties must certainly make up for it.
Do I comment?

I should probably not.
 

FillerDmon

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AccursedTheory said:
That was Commander_PonyShep, someone who has since been banned.

Christ, those threads were bad.
EternalNothingness, right? Something like that. I kinda wanna look those absolute train-wrecks up again. There's something about bile-fasination, but those were entertainingly crazy.

MHR said:
Big ones are just fat in a titillating shape! We mustn't become hypnotized by their jiggly bouncing and become a thrall to their will!

Biggies are overrated!
Why the hell do you say that like it's a bad thing? >:3
 

DefunctTheory

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Something Amyss said:
AccursedTheory said:
I shall shut up on this particular subject then, as promised.


Mwahahahahahaha...my plan in a nutshell!

But seriously, I'm not out to shut you up, just offering my particular perspective. In nerd spheres especially, people treat me quite different depending on how masculine or feminine they decide my username is.
That was just may way of saying 'I'll defer to those who know better than I.'

Though I will say, however uncomfortable, awkward, or annoying a bra may be, the panties must certainly make up for it.
Do I comment?

I should probably not.
Wait, have I found a subject that's actually taboo to you?

And it's panties?
 

Spider RedNight

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Terminalchaos said:
CyanCat47 said:
why are people so obsessed with a pair of body parts that are only practically uselful for 1,2% of a womans life?
And play a role in many people's early nourishment and bonding. It's almost like there was a biological imperative to be attracted to them. As if they had an extremely vital and basic importance for human procreation and child-rearing. Like some people find breasts attractive instinctively and coincidentally they serve an extremely important purpose vis a vis child-rearing. Attracting prospective mates is a useful attribute for most if not all animals.

Those combined factors are way more than 1.2 %
Honest query: What about the women who don't want to have kids or attract "mates"? I think the "they aren't useful for anything" argument applies to them, especially if they aren't trying to get attention for something they didn't ask for. Not that I know anything about that since I've never had to deal with it. But, I mean, I know women who are basically like that
 

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AccursedTheory said:
That was just may way of saying 'I'll defer to those who know better than I.'
I figured. Just trying to point out I wasn't trying to end the conversation.

Wait, have I found a subject that's actually taboo to you?

And it's panties?
Oh, it's absolutely not taboo. Just wondering how much I want to scar everyone here.
 

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Something Amyss said:
AccursedTheory said:
Wait, have I found a subject that's actually taboo to you?

And it's panties?
Oh, it's absolutely not taboo. Just wondering how much I want to scar everyone here.
About this much would be nice, thank you.


What happened? Did you not wear some and get something stuck in a zipper?

You don't have to say, of course. Wild speculation works for me as well.
 

Something Amyss

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AccursedTheory said:
About this much would be nice, thank you.

Very well.

I know that your powers of retention
are as wet as a warthog's backside
but thick as you are...PAY ATTENTION!
My words are a matter of pride....


Wait, probably not that literally.

What happened? Did you not wear some and get something stuck in a zipper?

You don't have to say, of course. Wild speculation works for me as well.
...panties generally don't have zippers.

No, it was more the discomfort of stuffing stuff into things not designed for said stuff.
 

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If it is a case between all or nothing, flat vs massive, I would have to go for the former, but honstly, Im not to fussed. That being said, I personally prefer the generous middleground. It isnt a case of 1s or 0s, black or white.
 

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Something Amyss said:
What happened? Did you not wear some and get something stuck in a zipper?

You don't have to say, of course. Wild speculation works for me as well.
...panties generally don't have zippers.
No, but the stuff you put on AFTER the panties typically do.

No, it was more the discomfort of stuffing stuff into things not designed for said stuff.
Never seemed to have that problem myself. Sorry.
 

Paragon Fury

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I think its time to declare victory for the Bustiest here! WE WON! WOO! All is right in the world.

But now what though?
 

Xan Krieger

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Paragon Fury said:
I think its time to declare victory for the Bustiest here! WE WON! WOO! All is right in the world.

But now what though?
Clearly next we have a poll on the shape of their feet, then the butts, then eyes (the funny part of being autistic is I love eyes in pictures but can never actually make eye contact in real life).