Poll: It's time Escapists. For the most important vote. (Probably NSFW)

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Any reason why there's no option for normal? You know, the range of breast sizes that aren't either so flat you might as well motorboat a guy, or so large only the ridiculous proportions of anime could possibly contain them.

My vote is for plain old vanilla.
 

StormShaun

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The Itty bitty titty committee.
The Pettanko Patriots.
The Small Syndicate.

I'm apart of them all.
If I was a real asshole, I'd post this [http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Crunchyroll+or+go+home+_242a821725fd75b426295b203dd41318.jpg] and be done with it. Yet, yes, even I can appreciate the larger sizes (depending on character), but, my preferences will always be with the smaller side.

Also, this thread would be more accurate with "large" and "small", rather than "busty" and "flat". Mostly because the former fit both of those terms.

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Also, I see your Camilla, and raise you...

 

Amaror

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Generally if we would judge the look of the breasts and the breasts alone I would say that bigger is better. Just looks and feels better.
That being said breasts size is barely a factor when it comes to the attractiveness in girls. The most important part is their look in general. Some girls look better with big breasts, some girls look better with average breasts and some girls look better with small breasts. The overal look of the body and how the individual pieces fit together is much more important than the size or shape of one individual part of the body.
This is just my personal opinion, obviously.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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Honestly, I've never really put much thought into women's breasts, seeing as I'm interest in big bottoms.

Having said that, smaller breast tend to make women seem cuter, so I'm down with Flat is Justice.

However, I definitely prefer women's bottoms to be sexy, so Bigger is Better on that front.
 

Fox12

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LegendaryGamer0 said:
AccursedTheory said:
Anyway... Paragon Fury, I forgot to mention how disappointed I am in you. A chest that has a bunch of flat chested women in it, and you didn't provide Jinx.
Paragon Fury said:
Because this is the better Jinx:

No, no, no. You're all wrong. This is best Jinx.


She knows lick, double slap, and body slam.
 

DefunctTheory

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Baffle said:
AccursedTheory said:
You're not flat, your structurally sound!

That's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. I'm literally bawling (balling?) here.
Bawling. And yes - I am known for my romantic, panty dropping engineering quips.

Paragon Fury said:
Hmmm....let me cross reference with this here book...ah yes. Here it is;

karloss01 said:
Heresy is for the real men, women and all in between and without.
Gentlemen, calm down. There's room in the Emperor's heart for massive honkers and fat asses. Quite literally - The man's heart was huge.


Fox12 said:
No, no, no. You're all wrong. This is best Jinx.


She knows lick, double slap, and body slam.
Save it for the next BDSM thread, Fox12.
 

Maphysto

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It says a lot about people's expectations these days that the "Flat" category has a D and at least two C's.
 

Saltyk

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Gotta say that I'm not a fan of bazoomas bigger than my head. But also not a fan of ironing-board flat. A good handful is plenty for me. So... neither?

My God, it's weird to talk logic about boobs on a website... I always try to be fair and logical here. Now, I'm talking boob size. What have you wrought Paragon Fury?
 

irish286

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Now, whats the definition of flat here? Are we talking barely anything there or anything smaller than d? Because you put a-c in that example of flat.
 

DefunctTheory

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Maphysto said:
It says a lot about people's expectations these days that the "Flat" category has a D and at least two C's.
It's a thread made by Paragon Fury. It's not that people consider C/Ds flat, it's that Paragon can't go 30 seconds without a massive pair of tits being somewhere within his field of vision. It's unfortunately tainted his examples.

irish286 said:
Now, whats the definition of flat here? Are we talking barely anything there or anything smaller than d? Because you put a-c in that example of flat.
Flat is typically A or less, or perhaps a B on a sufficiently tall woman.
 

Paragon Fury

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Maphysto said:
It says a lot about people's expectations these days that the "Flat" category has a D and at least two C's.
Uh...what? The two biggest are Papi and Marie Rose...and they're a "C" if they believe really hard and think happy thoughts and no on pays too much attention.
 

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Paragon Fury said:
Paragon, why the hell you have to disappoint me again today?
[sigh]
Only 2 options?
Big or small?
REALLY?
Ok, few thing here
1)Flat and small are not the same thing.
2)Medium and big aren't either.
Get a grip man!

As far as my taste go I like A-C size
Anything smaller is non-existent by my account (and I need something to wrap my lips hands around), anything bigger is impractical (and after DD even ugly)
But then again shape matters too...
 
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LegendaryGamer0 said:
AccursedTheory said:
I think we have enough going on in this thread without introducing teenagers.
So does that mean we don't reference the most common origin of the poll names?
Zenkem said:
In my opinion, bigger is always better. I cannot fathom how someone would prefer smaller breasts; its like saying you like beautiful women as long as they're not too beautiful.
Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Actually that is true. I'm an unashamed boob fan, but I dated a woman with G cups for a while and there was just too much to get your hands around. Still, if you're going to get smothered to death, massive boobs in the face during sex is the best way to go.

My wife is a DD and I think that is perfect for me. However my best friend is turned off by anything greater than B. So different strokes for different folks.
 

Maphysto

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Paragon Fury said:
Maphysto said:
It says a lot about people's expectations these days that the "Flat" category has a D and at least two C's.
Uh...what? The two biggest are Papi and Marie Rose...and they're a "C" if they believe really hard and think happy thoughts and no on pays too much attention.
I don't know which waifus those names go to, but the first one in the "Flat" category is a D and the blonde bending over is a C. I though I saw a second C, but on second glance it's a B.
 

DefunctTheory

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Programmed_For_Damage said:
Still, if you're going to get smothered to death, massive boobs in the face during sex is the best way to go.
As someone who's actually had this happen to him, I can confidently say it's really not. You stop caring that your being smothered by boobs long before you black out.
 
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AccursedTheory said:
Programmed_For_Damage said:
Still, if you're going to get smothered to death, massive boobs in the face during sex is the best way to go.
As someone who's actually had this happen to him, I can confidently say it's really not. You stop caring that your being smothered by boobs long before you black out.
I didn't get to the black out phase, but I definitely had difficulty breathing when they were pressed into my face.