Poll: It's time Escapists. For the OTHER most important vote. (Definitely NSFW)

[DefunctTheory]

Well, fair is fair. If you're going to have a poll about the Escapist's preferred breast size [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.937736-Poll-Its-time-Escapists-For-the-most-important-vote-Probably-NSFW], you gotta have a poll about the other size issue - The Big (Or Little) D.

So, ladies and gentlemen, when it comes to the ol' rooster, whats your preference?

Spoiler: Gimme That Statistically Average Wiener

Spoiler: For Those That Prefer Horse Scale Sausage

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Spoiler: Travel Sized Finger Food

Spoiler: Who Cares About Length? Gotta have That Soda Can Girth

Spoiler: As Long As Its On a Girl We're Good

So, whats your preference, Escapist Users?

 

[Paragon Fury]

It should be noted....Poison is post-op.

 

[DefunctTheory]

It should be noted....Poison is post-op.

Not on my hard drive.

 

[Adamantium93]

It should be noted....Poison is post-op.

Is she? I thought the whole reason why they included her to begin with was because they thought people in NA would be more comfortable fighting a pre-op trans woman than a cis woman.

Nevermind, I found the source:
"Let's set the record straight: In North America, Poison is officially a post-op transsexual woman. But in Japan, she simply tucks her business away to look female." -Yoshinori Ono

So, I guess she's whatever you want her to be?

 

[Tautology]

It should be noted....Poison is post-op.

Is she? I thought the whole reason why they included her to begin with was because they thought people in NA would be more comfortable fighting a pre-op trans woman than a cis woman.

Nevermind, I found the source:
"Let's set the record straight: In North America, Poison is officially a post-op transsexual woman. But in Japan, she simply tucks her business away to look female." -Yoshinori Ono

So, I guess she's whatever you want her to be?

Should we call this an instance of Schrodinger's Penis?

 

[tippy2k2]

I'm really hoping that "Tiny and slightly hooked" wins the vote

...ladies? ;D

 

[Something Amyss]

Dammit. So far, I'm the only one opting for tank caliber?

 

[Guffe]

Yes!
I am so far the only one who has gone with statistically average!
Let's keep it that way, then I can say I truly am the only one!!!

 

[DefunctTheory]

I'm really hoping that "Tiny and slightly hooked" wins the vote

...ladies? ;D

Well, you're winning in the 'Penises Actually Attached to a Masculine Man' category. That's something.

Dammit. So far, I'm the only one opting for tank caliber?

I think it takes a special person to take the 120-155mm option.

Spoiler

Honestly, I'm a bit surprised too.

Should we call this an instance of Schrodinger's Penis?

Yes.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. Made me laugh though, so thank you sir.

 

[Something Amyss]

I think it takes a special person to take the 120-155mm option.

Spoiler

Honestly, I'm a bit surprised too.

Well, if we're going to be literal, I'm going to start running.

Yes!
I am so far the only one who has gone with statistically average!
Let's keep it that way, then I can say I truly am the only one!!!

Someone else voted (not me, obviously, I stand by my choice!...because I can't sit anymore). But I imagine they did it just to spite you. >.>

 

[DefunctTheory]

Well, if we're going to be literal...

Only when its amusing.

...I'm going to start running.

That would be a wise decision.

Also, two other people have voted your way. Hurrah!

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. Made me laugh though, so thank you sir.

Of course it was a good idea. It's not our fault most of the escapist seems to think otherwise.

 

[Something Amyss]

Only when its amusing.

So you're a toon?

That would be a wise decision.

Thankfully, I imagine anyone endowed like that wouldn't run very fast, so I'm probably safe.

Also, two other people have voted your way. Hurrah!

Yes, but now I'm scared they might actually like tank rounds....

 

[DefunctTheory]

Only when its amusing.

So you're a toon?

No, but I recognize a good philosophy when I see it.

Also, two other people have voted your way. Hurrah!

Yes, but now I'm scared they might actually like tank rounds....

Better them, than you.

 

[Something Amyss]

No, but I recognize a good philosophy when I see it.

I'm going to need some proof that you're not a toon.

Better them, than you.

And now I have "Grenade" by Bruno Mars in my head, but with VERY different lyrics.

 

[DefunctTheory]

No, but I recognize a good philosophy when I see it.

I'm going to need some proof that you're not a toon.

So, what level of proof are you going to need? Will a simple photo do, or do I have to go out and buy some paint thinner to take a dip in?

And now I have "Grenade" by Bruno Mars in my head, but with VERY different lyrics.

I am so sorry.

 

[Something Amyss]

So, what level of proof are you going to need? Will a simple photo do, or do I have to go out and buy some paint thinner to take a dip in?

I'm flexible. Just as long as neither melt.

I am so sorry.

You should be. Now I'm traumatised on like, four different levels.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Dammit. So far, I'm the only one opting for tank caliber?

Sorry, not all of us are that ambitious when it comes to these things.

 

[Fox12]

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Godamnit, you took my idea and did it first. Which wouldn't be so bad, except you also did it better.

As for my vote?

Spoiler

Ya'll motherfuckers need Jesus.

 

[Something Amyss]

Dammit. So far, I'm the only one opting for tank caliber?

Sorry, not all of us are that ambitious when it comes to these things.

I've always been told that my eyes are bigger than my...stomach.