Poll: Jiggle Physics on Man Parts

[Beliyal]

Wow. What you've essentially said here is that it'd horrible to see a man suffering from oversized genitalia, but a woman suffering due to MASSIVE breasts should quit her bitching. Thanks man, I needed a laugh. Pathetic.

White knight.

All I said that there are far more compilations, with more issues. For your information, testicular pain is no where near comparable to back aches. Of course, you'd know that if you were a man.

I'm not sure how much you know about breasts and how it feels to have them. I'll just say that it's not all about the back aches (even though chronic back aches can be highly painful and problematic) and that in certain periods, breasts can be extremely painful and every move, without a bra, feels like someone is boxing your chest. The amount of jiggle on the Sorceress, without her wearing a bra, would be not only painful, but also extremely impractical and would get in her way. When women are doing any type of physical activity, they don't want their tits flapping into their face; it hurts and it's fucking distracting and impractical.

A man with a huge jiggling dick would face the same problems; impracticality, pain, reduced abilities and a distraction that could mean his life. Jiggling and massive parts of your body that serve no purpose in battle are ridiculous. Both giant dicks and giant tits are ridiculous, but only one is seen as "lol tits", and the other, according to you, would mean serious implication to the man's health. As if the Sorceress' endowment would not. It would, but our culture accepts it and nobody cares if giant tits would bring serious implications to the woman's health. After all, it's just a game, not a real person. Well, a man with a giant dick is also just a game, not a real person. And I'm not going to argue which hurts more because nobody can know that for sure; what I want you to know is that the back pain you get from boobs is not your average back pain you get when you sleep in a wrong position and it's not the only pain that boobs can cause. Besides, pain seems to be a minor problem here. My bigger issue is the fact that you deliberately go out of your way to make your potentially lethal situation be even more risky by not containing two giant balls on your chest that distract you.

Personally, I'd get rid of all jiggle physics for things that are really unnecessary and connected to body parts which are unimportant in battle and overall gameplay. But if we can have one for shit and giggles without analyzing the amount of pain the Sorceress is going through and trivializing it, I'm sure we can handle the other as well. I believe you when you say that it would be unpleasant to have a giant dick and testicles protruding between your legs and causing you pain. Try to believe me when I say that the same thing is not pleasant with boobs. Both is ridiculous and would not work in real world. But again, one is everywhere in games, and the other is a cause for concern. As Moonlight said, it's a tad bit hypocritical.

Note: if my post sounds hostile, I assure you it was not the intent. I only want to give you perspective for something that you can't really experience yourself.

 

[itsthesheppy]

I'm all for this idea. It could revolutionize the industry!

 

[PeterMerkin69]

For what it's with, not every immature guy thinks that art is particularly attractive, and I constantly objectify women. I sometimes literally think of them as meat. Well, they are partly meat, but you know what I mean. Anyways, the Amazon in particular is disgusting, and the comparisons I've heard made between it and Liefeld's work aren't far off.

If you think jiggly junk would deter young boys from playing games I think you're sadly mistaken. If someone modeled a character like the one in the Penny Arcade strip they'd certainly be amused by it. This is the demographic that invented tea bagging. These are people who entertain themselves by sending pictures of Lemon Party and Goatse to one another. Could you imagine what they could do with that package? The cure really is worse than the disease. Likewise, I don't think anyone was put off by the giant purple dildos in Saints Row. And if you'd ever read the comments on one of Shane Diesel's videos, you'd know that gigantic pricks are nothing new to them, either.

Having said all that, I'm unsympathetic to the plight of any young women who would be offended or damaged by jiggle physics. It's exaggerated to the point of absurdity. It's a parody of itself at this point. Moonlight Butterfly's mostly correct in that jiggle physics don't represent reality. The problem, then, is that only an imbecile or the insane would compare themselves to it. Do we really want to let imbeciles and the insane dictate the standards of decency for the rest of us?

 

[manic_depressive13]

Even if they did that it wouldn't mean anything. For men such sexualisation is practically unheard of, so it would easily pass for satire or at the very least childish humour. It's like if you made a movie where a cast of black people did "whiteface" it would be quaint and novel, but white people doing "blackface" is fucking offensive. This is due to all sorts of factors including historical and ongoing oppression. Just because you are so unused to being objectified that you think it would be funny if it happened to men doesn't somehow invalidate the complaints of women who are faced with this almost constantly.

Also, I feel I should address the argument for boob jiggle on the second page, which had some people posting videos as "proof" that it's realistic. You guys know those videos are in slow motion, right? In real time it would be barely perceptible, and certainly wouldn't look anything like what it does in most games, which often have boobs flapping about even when the character is fairly still. Also, the one in which the woman was jogging also showed her leg muscles jiggling. How many games have you played which had thigh jiggle?

 

[go-10]

well looking at wrestling matches those dudes aren't really packing much if anything at all, which is why I'm convinced the more muscles your body has the smaller the shlong WHICH beings me to DC where the dudes are so beefed up it would mean the have a shrivel little short short... you get the idea

still it would be funny as fuck if that thing was bouncing all over the place, but wouldn't that detract from reality? Put a girl with cup size C or bigger in a thong bikini and put a beefy dude in a thong bikini and have the both run around a track once, which one has more jiggle and bounciness? ... done? Is real life sexist for making the girl bounce more?

 

[YazBar]

Never thought of that before, It's creative but I don't think I'd like to see that sort of thing. I mean if jiggle physics on breasts make me uncomfortable...

 

[lacktheknack]

That's ridiculous, how would you be able to move and fight properly in a banana hamock with a huge bouncing shlong?

Exactly the same way as the warrior chick with the JJ-cup boobs, presumably...

 

[lacktheknack]

well looking at wrestling matches those dudes aren't really packing much if anything at all, which is why I'm convinced the more muscles your body has the smaller the shlong WHICH beings me to DC where the dudes are so beefed up it would mean the have a shrivel little short short... you get the idea

still it would be funny as fuck if that thing was bouncing all over the place, but wouldn't that detract from reality? Put a girl with cup size C or bigger in a thong bikini and put a beefy dude in a thong bikini and have the both run around a track once, which one has more jiggle and bounciness? ... done? Is real life sexist for making the girl bounce more?

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Stare at it.

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

It depends entirely on what kind of thong the guy puts on, tragically/hilariously.

 

[Scott Guthrie]

I think that this would be hilarious , weird, but hilarious never the less.

I wouldn't object to it, I'd probably buy it and spend my time going I feel bad for the programmer (if he's a bloke)

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Don't roided-up beefcakes generally have very small testicles, cuz of the juice?

My thoughts exactly; but we *are* talking about fake beefcakes. Like, uh, Saxton Hale. Dude's so absolutely fucking Australian he can have his cake and eat it too, I'm sure.

Insofar, the industry seems convinced that the only way to add jiggle physics to male characters is to make them fat. It's visible, it's just as ludicrous as the idea of Triple-D's bouncing around as if the pectoral muscles were made out of rubber, and it's just as easy to design an extremely cliché character out of that one aesthetic choice.

"Big boobs! Skimpy clothing! Yay, that's your average female wizard-slash-barbarian!"

"Big boobs on a male! Let's make him offensively fat for the lulz! Yay, a move repertoire entirely consisting of farts, burps and potential inebriation or casual gluttony!"

Otherwise, you've got the Cho Aniki series if you're craving oh-so-entirely masculine depictions of excessively trained and dehydrated men.

 

[spartan231490]

I don't care either way really, but people need to get their panties un-bunched about boob physics and the surround stuff. The gaming industry is just that, an industry. They do boob physics for exactly the same reason they do generic brown shooters and generic high fantasy setting. It's a tried and true formula that they know will sell, and sell well. As long as boob physics games continue to sell well, we'll continue to see them. Not because the developers are insensitive misogynists, not because they're evil, but because businesses exist to make a profit, that includes the gaming industry. Getting your panties bunched and throwing a fit won't do anything, because bad sales hurt a game a lot more than bad press.

 

[Yuuki]

However until then, I think it's a great idea that for every wobbly-jugged top-heavy lady, we get some hilarious swingin' meat between some chap's legs. No, dongs and jugs are not strictly equivalent. No, that's not the point and nor does it strictly matter either.

From a developer/publisher perspective I think it could very much matter. Games cost money to make, they don't grow on trees. The industry is an especially volatile state right now with alarmingly huge investments needed to make even simple games.

Think if Gears Of War started off as a franchise about mostly-nude marines packing huge bulges - storyline/gameplay remains unchanged. Do you really think that sales wouldn't have been negatively affected once the word got out? I'm sure there's a market out there for such characters, but do you believe that market as big as the "regular" market that would've bought the non-sexy-man Gears i.e. the core demographic?

Or hell, lets use a more relatable example. Say they made a Dead Or Alive:Xtreme Beach Volleyball spin-off where it's a whole bunch of sexy males at the behest of a single extremely-rich woman whom you almost never see. The goal is to keep the men happy, pit them in minigames against each other, dress (or undress) them up, take photos of them posing at exotic locations, etc.
Do you believe such a game would've even made back the development costs? Genuine question, because that's one thing the publisher will definitely want to know

 

[Jenvas1306]

jiggle physics allways give me a good laugh, I find it sexist that only female characters get that benefit of game-enhancing technology

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

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Motion capture Tom Hiddleston's face + willy jiggles = massive profit

Calling it now!

 

[lRookiel]

Why not have both, but the ability to set whether or not you want said massive tits/bollocks on your game. I think people would find that preferrable.

 

[XMark]

I think video games are missing out on a whole bunch of comic potential by being shy about wangs.

 

[Yuuki]

Motion capture Tom Hiddleston's face + willy jiggles = massive profit

Calling it now!

Oh dear god, I can't get that image out of my head now.

At least use Tony Stark's face (aka Robert Downey), why is everyone nuts about Tom Hiddleston :S

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

They can go ahead and make it if they want, just don't think I'm going to buy it. Good luck finding a market for that. And if you want to come at me about being a homophone, I don't play rape games either.

 

[EstrogenicMuscle]

Muscle jiggles?

I've got a better idea. How about some fat people?
Take a look at Jim Sterling's old home because Destructoid is better than the Escapist.

Why can't we have some big beautiful women and big beautiful men? Let's put some jiggle physics to use there. Why have more musclehead when you can be more fan positive. Now I know there are some people in Japan who find fat women moe from some time on pixiv. Heck, the women/girls/ect. of Muchi Muchi Pork aren't just ridiculously breasted, they're a little on the chunky side.

It seems logical. Lots of Japanese gaming fans like "moe". Wouldn't a soft, moeblob body be pretty moe? Why leave all those boinboin jiggle physics on just fat that often appears on women's chests? You can have boinboin if have jiggle physics elsewhere. People like big, right? Give them some nice big ole' bellies to go along with those big breasts. Why just give men big breasts to imagine motorboating when you can give them a tummy to motorboat as well. Is that how motorboating works? I have no idea how sex terms work. I am having way too much fun with these comparisons, though.

Dragon's Crown is an anime game. I think that Muchi Muchi Pork makes a pretty good case for BBW moe.

And jiggle physics for the fat guys, too. Fat guys need a fat positive image just as much. Male fat can jiggle, too. If a man feels alienated by all of the fat men jiggling, he can just feel nice, that if he is fat, or he becomes fat, somebody out there would thoroughly enjoy his jiggle. If only they got to see it. Oh boy, bring those man-titties right on over here. Mmmmmmmm. Fabulous. So much man to love. We're taking the chub fandom out of the gay community and bringing it into the mainstream.

Are any men here overweight? Don't you want to feel sexually appreciated? Jiggle physics is your answer. Mhmmm. You'd better believe it.

 

[The Goat Tsar]

No, I would not like that at all. But you assume I like jiggle physics on women. Which I don't.