Poll: Justin Bieber has cancer!

[Andy Shandy]

It's false, it's some idea /b came up with to troll Bieber fans.

The "plan" spread to places like FunnyJunk (how I ended up seeing it)

I did have a link from FunnyJunk but it seems the content has been deleted.

 

[excalipoor]

Now that's some clever trollwork! I can't decide whether it's hilarious or appalling though. That said, my mother had cancer, my grandfather had cancer, my stepfather had cancer, and I didn't shave my head for any of them. And I certainly wouldn't shave for Bieber, even if I was a fan. I love my hair too much...

 

[aba1]

More than likely fake and even if it isn't this really isn't anybody's business.

 

[CrazyBlaze]

Its probably fake but even if it isn't I don't want the guy dead. I just want people to realize that his image sucks and his music is boring and generic. I mean the kid has talent but he really needs to let his body do it's thing and then make a serious go and try to make good music, then maybe I'll have a tiny bit of respect for him. At rate I don't wish him dead. He's not a horrendous killer of people, just of music, and he most likely is a decent kid.

 

[hazabaza1]

No he doesn't.
It's something started by 4chan/ /b/ or something to make teenage girls shave their heads.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Most likely fake, a nice and elaborate trolling. Not quite believable though.

Spoiler: Regardless if this is fake or not, these two images sum up my reaction beautifully

 

[GenericAmerican]

Nothing but stupid trolls.

My head is already shaved though, my mum has breast cancer. :/

"That and I hate long hair."

 

[doomspore98]

If it is a prank I applaud the person who thought of it. If it isn't sorry about the cancer justin, but I won't shave my head for you.

 

[Signa]

No surprise, I always thought of him as cancer.

Joking aside, if this turns out to be true, I will be slightly disappointed for his sake. I have no love for him or his music, but his only crime was being too popular for looking cute and singing dumb songs. That doesn't mean he deserves death.

On the other hand, I wouldn't be sad to never hear about him again. The internet needs its punching bag though.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Why the fuck would I shave my head for some random guy who I find to be a terrible singer when I don't shave my head for any other individual cancer patient.

If you shave your head just to show support for Justin Bieber, you are essentially saying that anyone else who has cancer is less worthy of your support. Now I have actually shaved my head for cancer but it was in general support for the cause and not for just one person.

Edit: Am I seriously the only person who didn't immediately call fake? Fuck I'm gullible. Maybe it's cause I didn't read any of the other responses. I can't be the only one...

 

[ediblemitten]

Started by 4chan actually... saw the thread a few days ago.

 

[Saviordd1]

If this is true;
As much as I hate him, at least he's got support from his fans.

If this is (much more likely) false;
Some silly people are shaving their heads for no reason and I laugh at them.

I keep waiting for your picture to move!

OT: I'm sorry, but way more important people need my support
(Implying this wasn't a prank)

 

[gigastar]

Aint even touching my hair with the coming winter.

My hair can already ward off the British rain on its own and im not about to get rid of it considering the oncoming winter.

Also if Bieber actually does have cancer ill rub my hands with sadistic glee then go on to hating the next teen singing sensation with a painfully high voice.

 

[SirPlindington]

If this is an actual thing, I feel terrible for him. Despite how annoying he is, he's not really a bad person. Probably. However, my beautiful head of hair is far too think and luxurious to sacrifice for a singer I don't like.

 

[corvuscorrax]

I'll save my hair for when I myself get cancer thank you.

Let all the dumb tween girls do stupid crap in hopes of attracting the attention of a cancer ridden young man.

 

[Vault101]

Very elaborate troll. I wonder which jackass thought it would be funny to troll some 13 year old girl into shaving her head. 10/10.

actually thats.....pretty fucking hilarious...XD

[small/]I don like his fans ok?[/small]

 

[EHKOS]

I saw this on /b/ this morning. Yeah, it's fake. But kinda funny.

 

[esperandote]

If it turned out to be true i will be sorry for him, if it's a prank and girls shave their heads i will be very amused.

 

[Rednog]

I'll chime in since I'm an actual Clinical Laboratory Scientist (Med Tech, aka the guys who run these tests).
It's fake, you really wouldn't get the diagnosis of Leukemia from a General Chemistry Workup, and even then some of these tests wouldn't be run in the general chemistry, they'd be from specials. Instead you'd see a workup from the hematology department with cell counts, and even then you would just get a "Leukemia: Positive". You'd get a description of what the cells look like, their counts, and possible indicators. As far as I know (different labs use different layouts/machines/procedures) there is no such thing as a straight up positive leukemia (it actually makes no sense since there are differing varieties/causes).

Edit: Also you can see from the notes of what certain values mean, this is a workup of a guy with heart problems, it might be a guy who is on his way to a heart attack, but its hard to tell without a troponin or other markers.