Poll: Kickass

[skcseth]

Teh "SPART" guy is teh uber l33t pwntz.

Heh. Sorry fellow Escapists...

 

[Phlaren1]

Sheena Fujibayashi From Tales of Symphonia. She fights with paper and still kicks ass.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Feh, being shot is not that big a deal. I have been shot, I just ripped the bullet out and threw it through the guys head.

I don't think you can describe being hit by this thing as 'being shot'. It's more like 'being eviscerated', 'smacked by a spiky freight train' or 'raped by god'.

 

[Jamanticus]

You would put 'being eviscerated' in the same category as being 'raped by god'?

Your first descriptor must be more ultra, lest that prefix fall off your username and be replaced by 'mediocre'

 

[Zombie Badger]

Oh Dea-Su. Tequila Yen gets an honourable mention.

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Me, you filthy Urchin. Now bow down so I can use you to support my triple chaingun chaingun.

That's not a metaphor, ladies, i'm packing heat like a volcano.

Spoiler: Heat like a volcano

I'm the God Damn Ultra Joe.​

As always: all credit to Anarchemitis for forging my God-Weapon, subscribe him.

You need a laundry chute diverting the fountain of spent shells, unless you feel like wading/drowning in your own overkill. You put the Heavy to shame Ultrajoe.

 

[ucciolord1]

Neil Patrick Harris *****.
Or Pikachu.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Tony Jaa
Anderson Silva
George St. Pierre
Fedor Emalienenko
Cung Le

They are, in real life, the most kick ass people on the face of the Earth. Prove me wrong.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Wolverine, easily.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Dante Sparda: Keeping his enemies afloat with clouds made of bullets

 

[blaze338]

Kratos definately hits home with me, he is just so damn brutal with everything he does, with the simple press of circle, u would rip someone in half. You could slam medusas to the ground and tear their heads off with your bare hands. Also, he has FREAKIN SWORDS ON CHAINS WRAPPED ON HIS ARMS for long range bloody slicing of enemies. KRATOS IS KICKASS!!!

 

[The_Chief]

Clint Eastwood... Made of pure awesome!

Also, welcome to The Escapist.

1thousand times this

 

[Naeo]

Edgar or Freia from Phantom Dust.

 

[Colodomoko]

http://presidentofawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/badass.jpg

You all just got PWNed.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Gordon Freeman.

 

[FredFredburgur]

Ash from the Evil Dead Series.
"Gimme some sugar baby."

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Me, you filthy Urchin. Now bow down so I can use you to support my triple chaingun chaingun.

That's not a metaphor, ladies, i'm packing heat like a volcano.

Spoiler: Heat like a volcano

I'm the God Damn Ultra Joe.​

As always: all credit to Anarchemitis for forging my God-Weapon, subscribe him.

Why, in the name of anything holy, is there any sort of cross-hair on that thing? It might be useful for the first shot, assuming it comes from the top barrel of the top gun, but not for anything else.

Also, UltraJoe gets my vote now. LOOK AT THAT GUN!

Yeah, but a gun is nothing but a paperweight without the right woman to hold it.

Ellen Ripley FTW!

 

[Calobi]

Feh, being shot is not that big a deal. I have been shot, I just ripped the bullet out and threw it through the guys head.

I don't think you can describe being hit by this thing as 'being shot'. It's more like 'being eviscerated', 'smacked by a spiky freight train' or 'raped by god'.

And now I have an image of a glowing elderly man raping Samus in my head. Thank you for that.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Samuel L Jackson

in any of his movies