Poll: Kicked in the balls survey

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

In grade school a tall ebony chick had her friends pin me up against the wall and then full on kicked me in the nuts. Didn't matter that we were 10, it hurt like hell and she was extremely tell so she has a wind up. Couldn't walk for the rest of the day and was still sore in the morning.
She later become my girlfriend. Most luck I've ever had with women. God the world is a weird place.

 

[Remus]

Let me just say that once you've been kicked in the balls enough times, as I have, you develop a clench reflex in which you catch the other person's foot mid-kick between your knees, giving ample opportunity for a reversal takedown. I was that kid and there are some instances where defense mechanisms such as this, though no longer used as much as an adult, can surprise people, especially myself.

 

[The_Echo]

I've been kicked in just about every region of my genitalia.

Spoilers: getting kicked in the urethra hurts the most.

 

[Something Amyss]

I did accidentally hit my friend in the balls with a hammer once though, when I was six.
Not very hard but I don't think he appreciated it. :/

That's NOT a nail.

...But seriously, I doubt I'd appreciate being hit anywhere by a hammer, even lightly.

 

[Caiphus]

I've been stomped in the balls multiple times. Only once, deliberately, I think. All other times were accidental during rugby. Although those guys were wearing studs, which wasn't ideal.

I once punched myself in the dick, funny story. I had some shorts on my head because I was fooling around. Through the leg hole I see my mate swiftly make a punching motion towards my balls. I move my arms down as fast as I can to block, but a little too fast, and nip myself in the scrotum.

My mate just about died of laughter. Oh, and he was the same mate who deliberately stomped on my manhood too. I should stay away from him, I think.

 

[Nouw]

I've been hit by a tennis ball in the balls. The thing is, it wasn't even a direct hit. I was trying to catch it while it was dropping down and I ended up grabbing it awkwardly with half my hand. Alas it was not enough as the pain was...painful. I can't even begin to imagine how much it'd hurt to have one hurled straight at your furniture.

 

[Clowndoe]

It's not always a kick, but getting smacked in the 'nads is probably an annual thing for me. For those who are interested, I've been hit by a car and broke the windshield with my face, been forked in the thigh twice, punched in the throat hard enough that I wondered if I had taken my last breath, broke my coccyx trying to hop in a car window (with the windows up I might add), and electrocuted until I had first-degree burns on my hands, and blacked out for about 10 seconds I'm told. I was not stealing copper wire.

Oh and I once started to black out from choking on my vomit.

 

[the doom cannon]

I have been hit in that region countless numbers of times, but i can only recall a couple when i was actually hit in the balls. With regard to the region: I played baseball for 15 years. I can't tell you how many times I've thanked the person who invented the cup. The same applies to high school football. Never not wear a cup in baseball or american football.
Now as for actually getting hit there, lets see....
I've hit myself there with my own belt
I've hit myself there while spinning my keys on their lanyard
I've hit myself there when I was juggling clubs and i dropped one between my legs, it bounced off the floor and whacked me.
I've also sat on my own balls on particularly hot and humid days.
There are probably several other self-inflicted instances. Luckily I've never had someone else hit me there. Any time someone comes close i manage to avoid getting hit there.

 

[Godlikebuthumble]

Oh god. Not ever deliberately kicked, I don't think. But accidents happen. And the worst one would be an unexpected and perfectly aimed football (soccer ball for you overseas). Damn. Nausea, instant cold sweats, losing your hearing for a minute or two? All the while the pain just... spreads. Seriously, anyone who thinks kicking someone in the junk is funny can just go drown themselves. Ugh.
/rant

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

No, but i have had my balls( back when i had two) hit by various things other than a foot. Like a soccer ball , a football, a basketball , a persons head ( yes i got headbutted in the balls). However all by accident . I had a girl try and kick my in the balls . She failed and got slapped.

Back when you had two? Care to share the story?

 

[Drummodino]

Sisters can be cruel. Little sisters who can't physically overpower you tend to fight dirty. My balls suffered as a result.

 

[Hero of Lime]

My brother kicked me deliberately once, it's amazing how quickly you get the wind knocked out of you when you do. Your stomach starts to hurt, and you force yourself on the ground because your legs turn to jelly. The reason why I never find it funny in comedy movies where a guy gets kicked in the balls, not a pleasant thing to go through.

 

[lacktheknack]

Yes, I have.

It is literally the worst thing this side of childbirth. You only yearn for death, but it will not come. At least, not until you fail to have children due to traumatized testicles and your bloodline dies.

 

[Zombie Sodomy]

It's happened a few times. Most of the time my dick takes the full impact and I barely feel a thing.

 

[Jamieson 90]

I've never been kicked in the balls but I've been punched in the balls and I've certainly done my fair share of kicking people in the balls i.e. my older brother, but then he has 6 years on me and when I was a kid he used to terrorize me constantly, Chinese burns, wedgies, cow bites, tickling me until it hurt in the "not fun" way, beating me up, strangling me Death Vader style i.e with 1 hand, holding my head in a sink full of water etc.

So yeah my only defenses were running, yelling an exaggerated "OW!" whenever he came anywhere near me and when our mum was in, in which case he'd get told off, or if our parents were out and he was being particularly evil I'd kick him in the balls in which case he'd drop like a sack of potatoes, but hey I was 5 and he was 11.... Of course one time he managed to grab hold of my leg whilst he was crying on the floor, and then manged to wrestle me to the ground before punching me in the balls; it hurt but being 5 it wasn't so bad and would probably have been way worse had I been older. Yeah he was an evil big brother all the way up until I was old enough to fight back properly.

 

[not_you]

Nope... Never...

Not even by accident or by random-flying object... Random objects have come close to them, but not on purpose, and definitely no kicks coming my way...

Can't say that I want to have the experience though.... -.-

 

[Raggedstar]

Being female I've never had balls to injure and no one has pissed me off enough to send the boot down under. Doesn't seem to be fun for you boys, so best I respect that until that special someone comes around. But I HAVE been hit in the boobs before, both by soccer/basketballs and by animals. Boob shots I know hurt for days. A beagle got me there a few months ago and man did it bruise.

Though will anyone mind if I say this is my favourite Simpsons part?

Spoiler: I'm sorry, but I love that little DOINK sound.

I should also mention one experience I had when I was working in a vet clinic. One of the vets told me to show him any guys that gave me trouble. I think you know where this is going.

Ok I'm done.

 

[SerithVC]

I'm just conducting a quick survey. Kind of curious how many men have lucked out in not experiencing this ever since a buddy of mine mentioned he's never been kicked in the balls.

Men? They are not men until they have been kicked in the family jewels. I don't now any men who have not been kicked/punched/kneed/elbowed or any other form of striking to the genitals. The worst nut shot i ever got was when a friend of mine got her first nut shot and it lifted me a foot off the ground and sent me back a could feet. Mind you i didn't get up for a few minutes and did my best to move as little as possible the rest of the day.

 

[Laser Priest]

While not technically "kicked", I have had someone knee me in the sensitive parts from a sprinting start.

I went to the hospital after that one and it didn't stop hurting for most of the remainder of the day.