Poll: Kicked in the balls survey
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Yes, deliberately too. Around 7th or 8th grade. Couldn't do much else but lay on the ground and whimper at the time.
Not intentionally, but I've take a few kicks, and quite a few high-speed soccer balls to the nuts. I catch more with my face though. Yes, it's actually intentional, I body-blocked the ball to steal it.
There's been attempts, but ultimately I normally deliver the pain as opposed to receive it.
Although I did once have a tremendous argument with a high school teacher of mine about whether it was "manly." I explained that the impact required to knock a person out is the same that it takes to kill, and that the older we get, the more force we can apply, meaning that not only does death via blunt trauma become a more likely scenario in a fistfight as one ages, the likelihood of severe and long-lasting injury rises as well. Given that, if I fight a ************, I'm going to do whatever it takes to come out unscathed.
Although I did once have a tremendous argument with a high school teacher of mine about whether it was "manly." I explained that the impact required to knock a person out is the same that it takes to kill, and that the older we get, the more force we can apply, meaning that not only does death via blunt trauma become a more likely scenario in a fistfight as one ages, the likelihood of severe and long-lasting injury rises as well. Given that, if I fight a ************, I'm going to do whatever it takes to come out unscathed.
I was playing basketball in middle school. My friend couldn't take control of the ball and it was about to go out of bounds. He through the ball inwards in desperation. It landed right on my balls and bounced out of bounds. 
No kick in it though. Not that I can remember.
No kick in it though. Not that I can remember.
I have a weird answer for this.
Yes, I have been kicked in the balls, but strangely it was resisted and did not cause debilitating pain.
(Please note that there was nothing wrong with me at the time. It was all adrenaline and resistance.)
Yes, I have been kicked in the balls, but strangely it was resisted and did not cause debilitating pain.
(Please note that there was nothing wrong with me at the time. It was all adrenaline and resistance.)
I don't remember ever being kicked in the balls, but I know for sure that I've been hit in the balls with tennis balls and hockey balls from playing goalie in road hockey. Not fun.
Yep, and it fucking hurts.
The initial impact pain.
The "fighting it"
The hideous feeling that you're going to be sick
The shockwave of unstoppable pain that eventually flushes over your entire body
Been there, done that, never again.
The initial impact pain.
The "fighting it"
The hideous feeling that you're going to be sick
The shockwave of unstoppable pain that eventually flushes over your entire body
Been there, done that, never again.
Some ***** kneed me in the junk during a middle school class trip.
Was betrayed by my gym pants during college. Elastic waistband with elastic pull strings. Said pull strings had little plastic beads on the ends. While putting a weight back one of the beads snagged on the weight, extended the draw string and then promptly snapped back into my nuts. Took a quick break from exercising to cuddle with a toilet in the locker room until the desire to vomit passed.
All that said, I can still appreciate creativity:
Was betrayed by my gym pants during college. Elastic waistband with elastic pull strings. Said pull strings had little plastic beads on the ends. While putting a weight back one of the beads snagged on the weight, extended the draw string and then promptly snapped back into my nuts. Took a quick break from exercising to cuddle with a toilet in the locker room until the desire to vomit passed.
All that said, I can still appreciate creativity:
Never been kicked there, and glad I haven't been. The agony even slight overpressure to that region can cause is just unbearable.
^This is the absolute worst. The god-awful feeling as the pain radiates through you combined with the embarrassment of accomplishing what is probably one of the stupidest things in your life.the doom cannon said:
Probably, but not that I can recall. I have, however, been struck in the balls with a baseball bat. I was 12 years old and stood too close to the hitter.
I know but it was a total accident.Zachary Amaranth said:
It's a longish story but basically we were beating up this bike with a hammer and I swung and, eh, missed the bike frame.
That sounds really painful... makes me wince...Colour Scientist said:
I've been kicked in the balls at least once. I've also had the handle of a pitchfork hit me there and once I managed to fall down and get each leg on different sides of a girder.
I haven't experienced the crippling pain some people experience so I guess I have been lucky.
