Poll: Kicked in the balls survey

[Catfood220]

Never actually been kicked in the jewels, but I have taken a few blows there. My dog will leap up and instinctively try to land a paw on the balls, usually its my own fault as I'm usually teasing him with a toy. But he is not a small dog and its uncanny how he always seems to know to aim there.

Also a few years back, a "friend" chucked a full can of beer at my crotch because I refered to him as being an emo. I had to be physically restrained when I could actually stand again, I would of ripped his head off and I am not a violent person who it takes a lot to anger. That's how angry that made me.

 

[Varrdy]

Several times and it never gets any better!

I was also once bitten on the knackers by a mastiff. He didn't mean to (I think!) but he still managed to chomp through my jeans and...well lets just say I was very lucky and it could have been worse.

 

[000Ronald]

Kicked? No, never. I have been stabbed in the balls. With a fork. And a plastic fork. And a plastic knife. And a regular, metal knife. And a wooden knife. And a sharpened piece of wood. And I have been struck in the balls. With a two-by-four. And a two-by-six. And the blunt end of a sword. And a baseball bat. And a computer monitor. And the roof of a doghouse. And a gloved fist.

But kicked? With a person's foot? Never. Although a horse came really horse to kicking me in the balls once. Does that count?

 

[Kargathia]

Thankfully I practice a lot of sports where people kick in the general direction of your nuts. It means that a) they're generally more competent at where they kick, and b) you're wearing a cup.

The latter is the biggie. It already saved me from at least two knees originally aimed at my inner thigh.

 

[krazykidd]

No, but i have had my balls( back when i had two) hit by various things other than a foot. Like a soccer ball , a football, a basketball , a persons head ( yes i got headbutted in the balls). However all by accident . I had a girl try and kick my in the balls . She failed and got slapped.

Back when you had two? Care to share the story?

Not a perticularly interesting story . It's nothing cool like i was bull fighting and took one to the nuts . Basically my left testicle twisted on itself when i was 13. What this means was no more oxygen was going to my testicle. I went to the hospital , and they didn't know what was wrong. They sent me home and told me to wait it out. The next day it got worst , and i went back . They took x-rays of my balls and saw the left one was dead and had to be removed in surgery. It was the worst pain i ever felt to be honest.

Worst part was losing my nut at 13 was a big blow to my self esteem and i avoided girls and sex for my entire highschool life . It was only after i turned 18 , lost my virginity , had a few sexual partners , realiesed that most girls didn't notice or didn't care that i had 1 testicle , that i stopped being afraid to have sex.

Now it's no big deal , i don't even think about it anymore .

 

[Patrick Buck]

Yup. It sucks. But most of the time, I was in a fight, or being a dick, so I may have deserved it.

Also, before I go: LOL 69% GOT KICKED LOL.

^Sorry kids, it was mandatory, I didn't see anyone else point it out.

 

[odolwa99]

Although I've never been kicked there, I did have a football collide directly with my nards. I guess that's like some kind of ball-ception right there.

More recently, I was at my local grocery store and had a full basket of items, which I had placed precariously on the counter edge because the bar-code reader had been placed halfway into the space where the basket would normally go. Suffice to say, it fell and in trying to keep the basket from upending on the floor I moved my stomach forward to catch it. Well, the 5 kg basket did stop, but it wasn't my stomach that did the stopping. I still feel the pain slightly, even now.

 

[Saltyk]

I studied martial arts for three years. I've been hit in the balls several times. Sometimes within minutes of each other. Though, I did scare the living Hell out of the person who did that.

Beyond that, nothing too major I can think of. Maybe a small animal hit me lightly while jumping up for attention. Nothing that generally was too painful, though.

Warning: Getting nicked can almost be worse than full on getting hit. It seems to be nothing at first, but then slowly starts to hurt just as bad. Maybe more.

 

[Something Amyss]

I know but it was a total accident.
It's a longish story but basically we were beating up this bike with a hammer and I swung and, eh, missed the bike frame.

That sort of reminds me of a time when a friend and I were destroying a broken guitar amp for footage. It was off and discharged (I trained to be an electronics technician in high school) but he managed to get zapped anyway.

Oh, but this thread is about getting hit in the groin. Well, thankfully, I have another story that relates to that.

We were in a band. My friend wrote this song that required me to hit some fairly high notes. Someone made the joke that I clearly had to be hit in the groin to do so. So when we filmed a video that involved just that. Even with protection, I got hurt a couple of times.

And that wasn't even the stupidest thing I pulled. Just the least comfortable.

 

[Something Amyss]

I studied martial arts for three years. I've been hit in the balls several times. Sometimes within minutes of each other. Though, I did scare the living Hell out of the person who did that.

Really? The first thing they did on the first day of any martial art I took was tell you about the gear you needed. This included cups. Even for women, one stressed.

 

[Saltyk]

I studied martial arts for three years. I've been hit in the balls several times. Sometimes within minutes of each other. Though, I did scare the living Hell out of the person who did that.

Really? The first thing they did on the first day of any martial art I took was tell you about the gear you needed. This included cups. Even for women, one stressed.

I had a cup, but we didn't exactly spar everyday. Most days it was performing moves, grapples, one steps (simple blocks and counters that were usually only a move or two), and such. Often I didn't even bother taking the cup, much less putting it on. And even when I had it, it was not very comfortable so I didn't put it on, especially since I wouldn't need it more often than not. Even when we did spar, I wasn't exactly hit there that often. I even had a match that devolved to wrestling, but that was surprisingly rare, too.

 

[AnthrSolidSnake]

I wasn't sure which to pick, so I picked No, but people have tried, however I was kicked once. While it hurt like hell, I got incredibly pissed about it and then proceeded to chase the guy and punched him in the face. He thought it was funny as hell until then...and then we became good friends.

But most people, mainly girls since they know it's a cheap weakness, have tried and missed or I was already predicting they would try. If there is a god, fuck him for thinking something so sensitive should dangle out in the open.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I've been kicked in just about every region of my genitalia.

Spoilers: getting kicked in the urethra hurts the most.

Being kicked in the urethra? How do you do that?

 

[Headsprouter]

Yeah, in P5 (that's like a later grade in Elementary School) some dickhead decided it would be fun to kick me full-on in that area. I collapsed to the ground as gawkers surrounded me. It was pretty embarrassing, but I don't remember crying.

When I was brought forward to my teacher to explain what had happened, I told him that I had been kicked by the guy in the "lower...areas..." and he seriously tried to claim that he was trying to "ride me piggyback".

I couldn't possibly make that up. The obvious flaw in that was that he approached me from the front.

I've been punched in the balls, too by a friend's younger brother who had it in for me. I guess I was less taken aback by shock that time because then, I did cry. I've been kicked a few times other than that, which were accidental, but those times weren't nearly as memorable.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

When I was younger yeah, it happened a few times.
I do Krav Maga now, so we kick each other in the groin weekly.
Steel cups are mandatory!

 

[kasperbbs]

Once during gym class, for some reason a few girls thought it would be funny if one of them came up to me and kicked me in the balls for no reason, luckily i grabbed her leg and flipped her on her back and avoided the full impact, then they got all pissed because she hit her head.

 

[Captain Anon]

I have on purpose and by accident, I have kicked, punched and hit with objects in the balls many times mainly by a friend who is an complete dick, other times it was an accident that happened mostly in P.E. and it fucking hurts and it doesn't less

 

[Ldude893]

Never went through it myself, but I accidentally kicked another kid in the balls in 4th grade while playing in a school playground. We were playing 'Star Wars'.

 

[Hazy]

I was in pre-school.

I cut a girl's ponytail off with a pair of scissors.
It looked pretty and I wanted it.
She promptly kicked me in the nuts.



I still feel bad about it, should phone her up and go out for coffee....

That's adorable.

And no, I'm afraid I haven't. Which is surprising, because I'm chauvinistic as fuck.

 

[The_Echo]

I've been kicked in just about every region of my genitalia.

Spoilers: getting kicked in the urethra hurts the most.

Being kicked in the urethra? How do you do that?

A real bastard of a friend and the most unfortunately lucky aim of all time.