Poll: Lesser Mortals: Your favorite, non-famous, self-made quote?

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seventy two

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A couple of mine I like:

"Some see the glass half full, others see it half empty, myself I see a free drink"

"If there is a purpose for it, then there is a way to profit from it."
 

Tanis

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"Goovie", I say that a lot at the end of verbal thoughts.
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'The more people I meet, the more pro-choice I become' - seem to be using this more and more lately.
 

similar.squirrel

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'I was too busy to notice any of that carry-on, as I was also moonwalking backwards in assless chaps at the time.'

That was a weird conversation, which I attempted to take to its illogical conclusion. Can't think of any other memorable quotes right now. Probably because I rarely say anything of use.
 

CaptainTrilby

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Some of my family sayings that come up a lot:
"If you can't fight, wear a big hat"
"Look at you! Sitting in the key of F"
"You're like a fart in a colander"
"It's the short and thick that do the trick, the long one's only tickle"
and my personal favourite, "Twatting shite, you look like a gnarled pile of crocodile crap!"
 

Riccan

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I have said several things that I quite liked, but since I can't remember most of them, here are two:

"When we cease to strive, the mind dies."

"Where is your god now?! Oh, that's right, I FUCKING KILLED HIM!"
-I tend to say this whenever I win at something.
 

Dango

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I prefer "Escapees".

OT: "It's best to see the world through your own eyes," is my favorite quote, partly because I said it.
 

Sandernista

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'Only beatniks and terrorists have beards'

Oh Hafrael, you're so whimsical.

ETA: I like Escapinauts, Escapians and Escapees.
 

Kikyoo

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"If we can't kill them with our bullets, then we'll BURY THEM WITH OUR SHELLS!"

^.^
 

Orange Monkey

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*to people constantly complaining* You want some cheese with that whine?

The Light Side has cookies too, we just don't like to brag.

Thinking of the future is a kind of nostalgia.

Truth is, everyone's fucked up, some just hide it better than others.
 

Queen Michael

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"I didn't say you're not allowed to think so. I said I don't agree with you. There is a difference."

Escapists feels the most natural.
 

Cheesus333

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"Everything is good, unless it's not."

Goddamnit that rule has got me far. I also said something entirely different to my friend that she found very moving and inspirational, but I can't remember it.

[sub]I miss Lauren...[/sub]

Also, I think Escapologists is the best.

Incidentally, I have the best villain line of all time for when I'm rising into the sky in an indestructable, transparent orb.

"YOU CAN'T KILL ME, MORTALS. I'M INVINCIBUBBLE!"