Poll: Let Portal 2 be our Twilight

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Plurralbles

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No. It's afucking game. It'll probably be rather short just like its predecessor. Don't jizz in your pants to it, play it, enjoy it, and then move the fuck on.
 

Samurai Goomba

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I think Portal is a bit overrated. It's really disorienting at times, the first-person view feels arbitrary and makes puzzles more difficult than they should be, and the strange oblong shape of the portals themselves makes landing in one really fiddly sometimes. You can easily get a tiny piece of your body caught on the smallest pixel outside of a portal, and then you have to try the puzzle all over again.

Not a bad game at all, and it's funny, but not the best game ever.

Oh, and I will not mention or reference Portal 2, because I've gotten so sick of people bringing up bits from the original.
 

Lionsfan

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The reason why Twilight is one of the most hated things in the world outside of it's fandom is because of the hype. The books are alright, maybe bad and stupid. So are the movies. Kinda of like Eragon and it's movie. The only difference between obscurity and complete hatred is the hype. If Twilight was just normal movies and books they'd be forgotten so fast. But if we take Portal 2 up to Twilight hype and annoyance levels then we'll be the ones getting hated
 

Christemo

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Portal was a great game, but all the new crap their throwing in sounds kinda gimmicky to me. plus, i dont think anything will ever surpass perfection (Heroes of Might and Magic 3).

Jaranja said:
I don't doubt that it's going to be really good and I'll buy it (when it's 15 pounds or less) but I don't think it'll ever be as good as something like Baldur's Gate 2, which is actually my 'Twilight' (as you so eloquently put it).
if Baldurs Gate 2 is so awesome, why cant it run on Vista, for gods sake? i bought it from a pile of old games yesterday, but everytime i light it up, it crashes (even when opening it with windows 98, 2k and XP).
 

Christemo

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Dyp100 said:
Shame Portal 2 won't be the greatest game ever.

It will likely be a well designed game, maybe even a GREAT game, but not the greatest.

Also. "The Cake is a Lie" was REALLY annoying, everyone remembered that? I don't want more people quoting not that funny BS every other line.

It was especially annoying because, firstly, the cake was not a lie, and secondly, I finished it much later than everyone else.
The Cake is a lie isnt done yet. it was in Dragon Age >.<
 

LeonLethality

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Hahahaha, oh god no. If it is anything like the first Portal it will suck just like the first one did. Why would I want to constantly discuss it? I'd prefer discussing good games like Monster Hunter Frontier or Super Mario Galaxy 2.
 

Dyp100

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Christemo said:
Dyp100 said:
Shame Portal 2 won't be the greatest game ever.

It will likely be a well designed game, maybe even a GREAT game, but not the greatest.

Also. "The Cake is a Lie" was REALLY annoying, everyone remembered that? I don't want more people quoting not that funny BS every other line.

It was especially annoying because, firstly, the cake was not a lie, and secondly, I finished it much later than everyone else.
The Cake is a lie isnt done yet. it was in Dragon Age >.<
Yes, I know. My friends thought it was funny. I didn't.
 

mada7

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I wasnt a fan of portal or for that matter anything valve has done so I anticipate deftly avoid and ignoring any reference to portal 2
 

Outright Villainy

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Great as portal is, discussing it at every possible opportunity is just a sure fire way to alienated everyone and make you look like a dick. References aren't particularly clever when repeated for the sake of it.
 

neilsaccount

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Just stop what your doing please. I dont like twilight and I dont like people overhyping games. It looks good, but what your saying is just dumb obsession.
 

MiracleOfSound

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Portal is over-rated in my view.

I have also learned from MW2 not to get too caught up in the hype as it usually disappoints you.
 

magicmonkeybars

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you've mentioned the twilight, portal 2 must now be destroyed for it's crime of association.
You have murdered my love of portal and any sequal that might be released in the future.
I hope you're happy. :(
 

Kandon Arc

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slightly evil said:
Portal 2 will, I think, be £60. I think it's worth it.
You must be joking. Paying £60 for any PC game is a lunacy, and will merely encourage publishers to hike prices more.

Where did you even come up with that number?
 

Altorin

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I gotta say, that cake joke was actually an original one and quite good.
 

antigodoflife

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WanderFreak said:
No. Good God no. The last thing we need is constant jokes about how "The cake was actually merely an exaggeration of the truth. Would you like a cupcake?"
Quoting and Spreading my dear sir, thank you for the lols.
 

neilsaccount

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Plurralbles said:
No. It's afucking game. It'll probably be rather short just like its predecessor. Don't jizz in your pants to it, play it, enjoy it, and then move the fuck on.
i agree, but the game is going to be a full length game apparently so it wont be as short as the first.