Poll: Let's Talk about Brownies

[SomeBritishDude]

Brownies are good.

Now Hash Brownies or "Space cakes"?...Whole other level. Follow up with M&Ms and you'll actually taste a rainbow.

 

[Feralbreed]

You can't say brownies OP, that's racist.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I love chocolate, but not chocolate cakes because they're so sickly. I know, very odd.
I can have very small brownies, but too much makes me sick.

 

[randomsix]

Brownies are better than cake because they are heavier, gooier, and chewier.

 

[Thespian]

I mean it's cake in rectangle form.

No! No, no, no! You sir, oh, how I pity you. You clearly have had a very frightfully difficult life in which misfortune plays with you like a frayed chew toy at every corner, for somehow, by some mathematical glitch in the universe, you have only ever come across those hideous, those blasphemous, those utterly atrocious aberration of all that is right in the world, those shoddily tossed together brownies with the cake-like consistency you described.

Brownies are not supposed to be anything even remotely similar to a cake. Their consistency is entirely different. They are certainly never meant to be crumbly. Brownies are moist, fudgey, dense, rich things that should by rights make you feel full to bursting after a single nibble.

I swear to god, if you were here right now I'd just go an make you a tray of my own brownies to restore your faith in what is quite possibly my favourite baked good.

As for me, anyway, as you may have guessed - Yay, if done right.

 

[tzimize]

Not a huge chocolate fan, but brownies beat cake any day.

Oh, and brownies right out of the oven = happiness in my mouth.

Agree. Brownies are fucking AWESOME. If they are dry, someones doing it wrong. Oh god I want brownies now.

 

[JochemDude]

I find it tasting so much better when you don't bake them the dough is so much more delicious then finished brownies.

 

[Redingold]

There's a girl in my class who, every Friday, brings in some sort of delicious cake, and her brownies are absolutely amazing. I've never had another that could compare to them.

 

[Knusper]

Fresh out of the oven and possibly served with some vanilla ice cream - absolute godliness.

 

[R4ptur3]

Brownies are amazing. They are even better when warm and served with ice cream. OM NOM NOM NOM

Though they suck ass with nuts in them. I mean seriously, why ruin a good thing with god damn nuts, they just fill holes in which more chocolate could be added.

 

[zeplon]

*Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom* Love me some brownies!

 

[LilithSlave]

Oh no, this isn't a My Little Pony thread.

Oh hey, I like brownies, though! But they would make me fat so I never eat them. Last time I ate them was around 3 or so years ago.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

i loveeee brownies... nothing better than them fresh outta the oven... warm and chocolatey!

 

[BloatedGuppy]

I don't even like sweet stuff, and even I like brownies.

Brownies > OP.

 

[mental_looney]

Love them soft and gooey, hard and chewy nom nom

ohoh with ice cream when they are all warm.

Also used to be a brownie was pretty fun good while ago now though..

 

[TK421]

I mean it's cake in rectangle form...Then again, I'm biased because EVERY brownie I've eaten is dry and reminds me of chalk

Actually, brownies that are made correctly are not like cake. Real brownies are chewy and kind of gooey. Since the only brownies you have ever had are dry, I can certainly understand how you feel about them, but I do suggest that you embark on a quest for a real brownie.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Hey Franjean, someone made a rope on the internet about our folk!"

"Rool you idiot! They call them yarns... or spools..."

"Should we talk on here?"

"I heard there are trolls on the internet. I don't know how but I want outta here."

[sub][sub][sub][sub]And with that reference, I exit the thread.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]