Poll: Mass Effect 3 - Ashley got Hot! (Also, see Kaiden)

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EMFCRACKSHOT

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MiracleOfSound said:
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Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.
I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.
I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her :D
She wont come back if you kill her =D
 

inFAMOUSCowZ

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WREX IS BACK AGAIN!!!! Please Bioware let me have a romance with Wrex. I don't care if Wrex is a male, as well as my Shepard, or that I'm straight. I'd totally go gay for Wrex, I mean c'mon, please
 

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But...Kaidan's an L2 biotic...He doesn't need an Evicerator shotgun... (I save his life on Virmire,and what do I get? "CERBERUS TRAITOR!" Ingrate...)
 

Ithera

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Good news for Ashley, bad news for Kaiden. I suppose to be fair I should have killed them both, once for each play-through. But then again life is not fair, doubly so in death as it turns out.
 

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Ashley looks like shit. I can't believe Bioware abandoned the realistically looking models in the first game in favor of the eye candy bullshit that was what from now on shall be called the Miranda model. She looks like a tramp for fucks sake. In Mass Effect 1, characters looked and behaved like marginally real people. In Mass Effect 2 literally the entire cast feels like it's been picked up from a fucking Bond movie. They don't look nor behave like real persons. In Mass Effect 3 everyone seems to have given in to the "Jersey Shore" fuckfest.

Kaidan looks like a douchebag. Yeah, he looked like a frat cocky little shit in the first game but here they somehow managed to up the douche tenfold. Unbelievable.

This is looking more and more like what happened to the Dragon Age series. I'm not giving one penny to those assholes. Fuck Bioware and an especially big fuck you to EA.
 

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MaleShep bumps helmets with Tali, maleShep 02 has a Jack.
FemaleShep is TrueBlue to Liara.

But ME3 Ashley lookin' very hot.
 

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I actually think she looks worse like that, not that I really care because in every one of my save files she's just a pile of dust on Virmire. I like the new look for Kaiden though, at least he still looks like he did in Mass Effect 1 and 2.

Also what's with the all the balloon tits that seem to be cropping up in Bioware games lately? To be honest I think that they are just ruining their games by changing the looks of their characters and giving them breast implants between games. Well my Shepard will still be with Liara or Tali.
 

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Ashley looks like shit. I can't believe Bioware abandoned the realistically looking models in the first game in favor of the eye candy bullshit that was what from now on shall be called the Miranda model. She looks like a tramp for fucks sake. In Mass Effect 1, characters looked and behaved like marginally real people. In Mass Effect 2 literally the entire cast feels like it's been picked up from a fucking Bond movie. They don't look nor behave like real persons. In Mass Effect 3 everyone seems to have given in to the "Jersey Shore" fuckfest.

Kaidan looks like a douchebag. Yeah, he looked like a frat cocky little shit in the first game but here they somehow managed to up the douche tenfold. Unbelievable.

This is looking more and more like what happened to the Dragon Age series. I'm not giving one penny to those assholes. Fuck Bioware and an especially big fuck you to EA.
I can't disagree. I hated Miranda's impossible model physique and obnoxiously skintight outfits.

Sure, pretty girls are fun to look at. I get it. But Bioware, if you had done this in KotoR, fans would have hated it. You think you deserve to be taken seriously, but then you pull crap like this, and suddenly, Bioware, you don't seem any better than Team Ninja.

I disagree that character in ME2 don't behave like real people, however. Jack was a psycho and obvious Richard B. Riddick gender swap, but her character was pretty interesting and has some depth. And okay, maybe Garrus has taken a few pages from the Dirty Harry book, but he was like that even in Mass Effect 1.

Finally, Samara is an amazingly believable character with a fascinating past. Sure, her past contains elements (like alien vampires) which are purely fantastical, but her character feels real. The way she reacts to things shows both her understanding and acceptance of who she is, but also the arrogance which comes with her exalted station in Asari society.

Anyway, no worries. I never romanced Ashley in my main ME file. She's alive, sure, but she's off kickin' it somewhere.
 

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Ava Elzbieta said:
xXxJessicaxXx said:
Ashley's dead in my game. Kaiden will never drag me away from staring longingly at Joker though maybe I can get a snog in before EDI fires me out the airlock :<
Shepard: It waaaas woooorth iiiiiit. *falls towards planet*
Miranda: Aww not again!
*hands over badge, trophy, and pics of Seth Green*
You = winner!
Yay :3 *hugs prizes while wearing Joker Bioware hat*
I just noticed your avatar lol that's the most awesome thing ever xD
 

AndyFromMonday

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Samurai Goomba said:
I disagree that character in ME2 don't behave like real people, however. Jack was a psycho and obvious Richard B. Riddick gender swap, but her character was pretty interesting and has some depth. And okay, maybe Garrus has taken a few pages from the Dirty Harry book, but he was like that even in Mass Effect 1.

Finally, Samara is an amazingly believable character with a fascinating past. Sure, her past contains elements (like alien vampires) which are purely fantastical, but her character feels real. The way she reacts to things shows both her understanding and acceptance of who she is, but also the arrogance which comes with her exalted station in Asari society.

Anyway, no worries. I never romanced Ashley in my main ME file. She's alive, sure, but she's off kickin' it somewhere.
That's my problem with the game. Every character has become "grittier" and the game itself is basically a corridor shooter with uninteresting environments and for some reason full of the colour red(orange?). Grittier does not mean more realistic nor does it mean better. It works in Gears of War because most of the times it's just plain silly. Here, it's just plain stupid.

The game wasn't all bad. Certain missions were good(and by that I mean the recruiting and the side missions because, again, the main mission was absolute shit). Yes, Jack was interesting. In fact, she was the only real character with actual problems in the game in my opinion. I don't know what to say about Samara. I didn't exactly pay that much attention to her. You're right about Garrus though.
 

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Damnit kaiden.. why did you have to be so awesome in ME1.. Why couldn't you have just been anoying like ashley was so id have let you die on Virmire.. then i could have THAT in ME3.. You bastard kaiden..
 

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Okay, fuck Ashley. New Kaidan is seriously hot (pity he's straight)..

manythings said:
Those look like B's to me about the same as in the other appearances.
Just because it's a pet peeve.

The cup size, or 'letter' in someone's bra size is not an indication in and of itself as to how big their breasts are. Theoretically it is, but actually 34B is not the same as 38B. There is no equation for it, it's based on the most common fits for different body types, not on a strict mathematical progression.

Different manufacturers also have different scales.

I agree though. What's changed is that they seem to have added underwiring to her armour, which looks a bit silly and probably isn't the best protection (I mean, what happens if she gets shot in the crease?).
 

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Kaidan as always for my femshep. I like the revamp. This is good. Also, I want to see ash from a different angle... this one is kind of odd. Also, the facial expression is very non-Ashley. I'm sure it will be good.