Poll: Mass Effect 3 - Ashley got Hot! (Also, see Kaiden)

[Arkynomicon]

Never played the first game so I don't care much about the original crew.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Will be nice to have kaidan back on the Normandy so he and my male shepard can share those akward homoerotic talks in the hallway again.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

None of the crew seem to fit my bastard shepard. I though Jack was a nice psycho but she turned out an emo whiny *****. Hopefully there's a good new character, otherwise it'll just be lap dances from Kelly.

The only female I left alive is Morinth, so..

Edit: how bout Kasumi? Thought she was the coolest anyway

 

[Superior Mind]

Huh, it's Rhona Mitra.

Too bad I killed off Ashley in my game. Her face scared me.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Every character has become "grittier"

I think they did that on purpose to show you how your death had an effect on your followers, even little sister Tali has grown up in your absence. Garrus couldn't function as just a cop anymore. Joker got grounded which is probably the worst thing that could happen to him. (presumably becuase he didnt obey orders?). Liara became a sneaky member of the underworld to get your body back. I think it's meant to have a depressive effect on you. It's been 5 mins for you but 2 years for everyone else.

As for that Ashley pic if they don't give my female Shepard a choice of hair like that they can save the universe themselves...

 

[manythings]

Ashley looks like shit. I can't believe Bioware abandoned the realistically looking models in the first game in favor of the eye candy bullshit that was what from now on shall be called the Miranda model. She looks like a tramp for fucks sake. In Mass Effect 1, characters looked and behaved like marginally real people. In Mass Effect 2 literally the entire cast feels like it's been picked up from a fucking Bond movie. They don't look nor behave like real persons. In Mass Effect 3 everyone seems to have given in to the "Jersey Shore" fuckfest.

Kaidan looks like a douchebag. Yeah, he looked like a frat cocky little shit in the first game but here they somehow managed to up the douche tenfold. Unbelievable.

This is looking more and more like what happened to the Dragon Age series. I'm not giving one penny to those assholes. Fuck Bioware and an especially big fuck you to EA.

I'm sure they're weeping for the loss of your business. That's the exact same face except her hair is let down and she has a pushup bra on. That's pretty much a girl on a date. Also the woman that is the face, voice and model for Miranda looks like that in real life, she is pretty damn hot.

Okay, fuck Ashley. New Kaidan is seriously hot (pity he's straight)..

Those look like B's to me about the same as in the other appearances.

Just because it's a pet peeve.

The cup size, or 'letter' in someone's bra size is not an indication in and of itself as to how big their breasts are. Theoretically it is, but actually 34B is not the same as 38B. There is no equation for it, it's based on the most common fits for different body types, not on a strict mathematical progression.

Different manufacturers also have different scales.

I agree though. What's changed is that they seem to have added underwiring to her armour, which looks a bit silly and probably isn't the best protection (I mean, what happens if she gets shot in the crease?).

Well that is two different sets of issues. There's a difference between "ZOMG! TRIPLE D HOOTERS EVERYWHERE" and somewhat impractical clothing. It's no different than anything I'd see in a given Sci-fi movie so I consider it par for the course. Nothing I'm ever going to get worked up over in a good or bad way.

 

[Brazilianpeanutwar]

Anything's better than kaidan mc.boringbollocks.

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

Good lord, these character designs are even further in the uncanny valley than they were before...

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Lets face it guys....Anything is better than Jacob. Guy has the personality of a wooden spoon.

 

[Hosker]

I guess beauty's in the eyes of the beholder.

 

[AfroTree]

Oh for fuck sake, not more Dragon Age style massive balloon-tits.

Jesus.

I will be mad if they gave Jack implants between games. Big boobs=/=more attractive.

I'm just hoping Jack isn't in the game to be honest, I hate her

I'd be more pissed if there is no Thane.. D:

And those are some big tracts of land.. god-damn it. ¬¬

so me and ONE other dude like jack...

and i will be unhappy if i find out that this other's reasoning was cause she doesn't wear a shirt.

i guess i'm the only one who likes women with MASSIVE issues.

Hey, I liked her too!

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I guess beauty's in the eyes of the beholder.

Right up until it casts disintergrate. Which might be a plus in this case.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I think they did that on purpose to show you how your death had an effect on your followers, even little sister Tali has grown up in your absence. Garrus couldn't function as just a cop anymore. Joker got grounded which is probably the worst thing that could happen to him. (presumably becuase he didnt obey orders?). Liara became a sneaky member of the underworld to get your body back. I think it's meant to have a depressive effect on you. It's been 5 mins for you but 2 years for everyone else.

But it's just to gritty. It's gotten to the point where it's just plain silly.

That's pretty much a girl on a date.

Seriously? Are you telling me all this time women have been wearing skin tight leather suits on dates? WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN DATING THEN?! Also, since when did women constantly wear push up bras? The ONLY ones I've seen doing so are the kind of girls I'd associate with the word "*****" and I mean that in every sense of the word.

Also the woman that is the face, voice and model for Miranda looks like that in real life, she is pretty damn hot.

That has nothing to do with.... anything.


Also, it's just as I thought. The game is turning more and more into a highly sexualized action movie. Great! Let's rejoice!

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

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That has nothing to do with.... anything.

erm I only said the first quote please edit

 

[Lucifron]

Hmm, maybe killing Alenko was a good choice after all, still she was a massive b***h in ME2.

Not to worry, Kaidan was a massive dick.

Amen. Afterwards I kinda wished I could have left both of the ungrateful pricks to die on virmire.

Their actions when you meet them again are just ludicrous. Bloody writing clusterfuck...

 

[Arkynomicon]

Lets face it guys....Anything is better than Jacob. Guy has the personality of a wooden spoon.

I actually liked the fact that he was like the only normal person on the ship with a down to earth attitude.

 

[s0p0g]

too slutty
i really liked her before, but... wtf is going on Bioware/EA... oh wait xD

also, Tali beats anyone any day ^^