Poll: Mass Effect fans! What race of lawyer would you choose?

[atled3]

I think that a salarian would make an epic lawyer.
Then again a krogan might do pretty well.

 

[Bryan Jue]

Elcor! I can see it now.

"WHERE WERE YOU LAST THURSDAY!?"

"[with barely contained annoyance] objection. my client already has an alibi."

All that done completely deadpan. It would be hilarious.

Though, now that I think about it, maybe a Krogan attorney would be cooler..

 

[Evilsanta]

A hanar of an elcor...Damn it! Cant choose! Hmmm...Il go with the hanar as they have Blasto the hanar specter! Oh yeah!

 

[HandsomeJack]

Exclamation: An Elcor would make the best lawyer.

Gotta Disagree probably go something like this.
Dishonestly: My Client is innocent

I dont care it would still be awesome.

Actaully, elcore would make exceptionally talented liars if the only other people who can read them are other elcore. They dont have to be honest in thier prefaces...for all we know, they never are. They could be duping everyone already.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Elcor. The trial would drag out for twenty years!

 

[HandsomeJack]

Humans are aggressive, innovative, and adaptable, solid traits in a defense attorney, they get my vote.
Also: Perry Mason was human.
Checkmate

 

[Dr. Paine]

Hard to decide, they all have some pros and cons.

Asari.... well, they're Asari.

Salarians could find a loophole, Drell have that 'perfect memory' thing going (useful to find holes in the other side), Elcor... just for the lulz. Krogan are intimidating enough, and maybe the fact one is defending you would be enough to make the jury give an innocent ruling so they don't get killed... All depends on the situation, nature of crime. Cannot give a good answer without scenario.

And to whoever said Geth, I agree. So much. Simply because it's a freaking robot lawyer. (But Geth are kinda hated, so that could make people mad).

 

[Eikoandmog]

Have to go with the Salarian. They work really, really hard.

 

[archvile93]

Exclamation: An Elcor would make the best lawyer.

Gotta Disagree probably go something like this.
Dishonestly: My Client is innocent

At the risk of sounding like a massive nerd, the elcor don't exclaim their true thoughts before speaking, they simply state how they' would sound while speaking if they ever changed vocalizations.

 

[The Forces of Chaos]

Paragon Commander Sheppard is my choice. Was my advocate for a speeding ticket. (Anyone get the reference?) .

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Krogan. "Objection!" BAM headbut.
Also Elcor, it may bore them into letting me go.

 

[PoliceBox63]

I'd go with Salarian as they talk rapidly and would fluster the witnesses >

 

[Sebenko]

I was thinking Elcor... but then I though Krogan. That would work. Unless Shepard was on the other side.

 

[theriddlen]

Human. We are the race with more experience in law than other ones.

Asari usually live in villages, so they lack experience.
Turians aren't the best speakers.
Salarians aren't as sneaky bastards as humans.
Elcor? Psssh.

 

[sephiroth1991]

Salarians are lawyers they talk really fast.

 

[Master10K]

I'd go with Salarian. Sure the Asari side-boob may have some persuasion out side of court, but in the court room no one can out-smart & out-talk a Salarian. Unless you're Commander Shepard.

 

[Protocol95]

Spoiler

That one from shadow broker, forgot what it's called.

Edit: Reapers would work aswell, so long as it didn't kill me.

 

[EatPieYes]

We humans must stick together. And I wouldn't trust any other race. So I'd want a human.