Poll: Masturbating is evil!

[Bigfatstupid]

Well, heres were things get akward.

So I'm looking through the internet, when this little site pops-up and catches my attention. Curious I clicked on the link and found something strangely. . .strange.

Honestly, this site has to be one of the most ignorant, yet hilarous things I have ever read in my entire life. Granted a few of you or even everyone may not find it amusing, but it's nearly 4 AM and my judgement is usually screwed up at that point.



Still. . .Christians. . . .Chill out!. .Gawd! XD

http://www.geocities.com/paul_ervine/stop-masturbating.html

 

[Dommyboy]

Well that's something. If a doctor says that masturbation can help prevent cancer then that gives it the a-ok for me.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Ebil?

 

[Good morning blues]

You know, I clicked the link and started reading stuff and it seemed relatively reasonable right up until I caught the bit where it actually says that it almost made the guy blind in one eye. Did it grow hair on his palms, too?

 

[Radelaide]

How could something so good be evil?

 

[Sackwak]

You can tell he hasn't had any in a long time

 

[mkb07a]

Woah.

NEVER touch the private parts of your body except when going to the toilet or when washing them! Your genitals are dirty, nasty, evil, filthy parts of your body.

Woah. I... have no comment to that. I think my brain actually exploded from the... I mean, good God... Really?

EDIT: Ah, come on! Who voted yes?

 

[Bigfatstupid]

You know, I clicked the link and started reading stuff and it seemed relatively reasonable right up until I caught the bit where it actually says that it almost made the guy blind in one eye. Did it grow hair on his palms, too?

I know what you mean, I thought this was a normal site too, when I came across this little number and I quote.

"If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will."

Utterly ridiculous!

 

[Helnurath]

http://www.sexinchrist.com/masturbation.html

LOL Thats all I have to say about that.

 

[Labyrinth]

I'm just going to let my fingers do the talking.

 

[hypothetical fact]

Wow doctors recommend masturbation once a week.

 

[Bigfatstupid]

Woah.

NEVER touch the private parts of your body except when going to the toilet or when washing them! Your genitals are dirty, nasty, evil, filthy parts of your body.

Woah. I... have no comment to that. I think my brain actually exploded from the... I mean, good God... Really?

EDIT: Ah, come on! Who voted yes?

Yeah! Who in their right minds would believe such garbage. . . .And hilarous garbage at that! XD

 

[mkb07a]

After reading more of this site, I have come to the conclusion that it's someone being sarcastic. I base this conclusion on this:

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT EVER use mayonnaise on your sandwich. It will trigger thoughts of other things which you must avoid thinking about. If you are a female, stay away from the hot dogs, carrots, cucumbers and Italian sausage! And girls, NEVER put a candle on the table and light it, pretending you have class. Candles are used for only one purpose and you know what that is!

Never read pornographic material. Stay away from the Old Testament stories about King David! Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." Get rid of any magazines like Playboy or Playgirl or, if you are a gay male, Boy's Life.

Obviously someone making a joke of this nonsense. Now it's just funny to read through.

 

[Good morning blues]

Woah.

NEVER touch the private parts of your body except when going to the toilet or when washing them! Your genitals are dirty, nasty, evil, filthy parts of your body.

Woah. I... have no comment to that. I think my brain actually exploded from the... I mean, good God... Really?

EDIT: Ah, come on! Who voted yes?

All right, that tears it, there's no way this is real.

You know, I clicked the link and started reading stuff and it seemed relatively reasonable right up until I caught the bit where it actually says that it almost made the guy blind in one eye. Did it grow hair on his palms, too?

I know what you mean, I thought this was a normal site too, when I came across this little number and I quote.

"If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will."

Utterly ridiculous!

Hey bro wanna come over to my place later tonight, we can quit 'batin together, it'll be rad. How? Well you know we'll go over to my dad's den and get naked and totally not jack it, just two dudes sitting around naked tryin' not to beat off

 

[Lance Icarus]

The way I see it, the human body was created in God's own image, so that means that he had full creative control of the project. If masturbation was a bad thing, it would hurt people a lot more.

Moral of the story: When all else fails, the hand prevails.

 

[Fronken]

I know i might be banned for this comment, but Religion is bullshit, there's no proof whatsoever that any of it is true, and all it does it restrict people from living their lifes to the fullest, just look at all the people out there trying to control other people and change their lifes to follow some old book that no one even knows who it was written by.

I know everyone has a right to believe whatever they want, but that also gives me the right to tell the truth about the world we live in, Religion has been a huge factor in society for atleast a couple of thousands of years now, isnt it time it stopped?, Please would someone give me 1 piece of Solid evidence why religion should be a big part of society?, and why that is a good thing, cause the way i see it, its all a bunch of mumbo-jumbo that should have been long forgotten.

Oh, and about masturbation, its a bodily function, shouldnt it be a sin NOT to do it?

 

[Helnurath]

I am not trying to derail the thread or anything, but have a look at this!

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

 

[mkb07a]

Moral of the story: When all else fails, the hand prevails.

*snort*

 

[Bigfatstupid]

I know i might be banned for this comment, but Religion is bullshit, there's no proof whatsoever that any of it is true, and all it does it restrict people from living their lifes to the fullest, just look at all the people out there trying to control other people and change their lifes to follow some old book that no one even knows who it was written by.

I know everyone has a right to believe whatever they want, but that also gives me the right to tell the truth about the world we live in, Religion has been a huge factor in society for atleast a couple of thousands of years now, isnt it time it stopped?, Please would someone give me 1 piece of Solid evidence why religion should be a big part of society?, and why that is a good thing, cause the way i see it, its all a bunch of mumbo-jumbo that should have been long forgotten.

Oh, and about masturbation, its a bodily function, shouldnt it be a sin NOT to do it?

Eh, really I don't care if the religions are real or not. I just do what I want to do and if there is a god that has a beef with me well. . . .Not like I can't do a damn thing about it.

 

[Bigfatstupid]

Woah.

NEVER touch the private parts of your body except when going to the toilet or when washing them! Your genitals are dirty, nasty, evil, filthy parts of your body.

Woah. I... have no comment to that. I think my brain actually exploded from the... I mean, good God... Really?

EDIT: Ah, come on! Who voted yes?

All right, that tears it, there's no way this is real.

You know, I clicked the link and started reading stuff and it seemed relatively reasonable right up until I caught the bit where it actually says that it almost made the guy blind in one eye. Did it grow hair on his palms, too?

I know what you mean, I thought this was a normal site too, when I came across this little number and I quote.

"If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will."

Utterly ridiculous!

Hey bro wanna come over to my place later tonight, we can quit 'batin together, it'll be rad. How? Well you know we'll go over to my dad's den and get naked and totally not jack it, just two dudes sitting around naked tryin' not to beat off

Oh boy, do I ever! XD