Poll: Masturbating is evil!

[Brockyman]

Damn, my wrist hurts... Anyway

I just think its funny that the site says: (the site mentioned in the first post)

A guide to self-control - practical tips on how to beat masturbation.

Give it a look see, its obviously satire, and funny!

"Better to be fat then go to hell"! Classic!

 

[SAccharing10]

http://www.sexinchrist.com/masturbation.html

LOL Thats all I have to say about that.

So basically he's going to Hell and not masturbating? Wow, tough break.

 

[Brockyman]

http://www.sexinchrist.com/masturbation.html

I'm starting to think this one is satire as well. The name itself kinda scares me. "Sex in Christ"? Come on, man! That's just fraking creepy.

 

[PureChaos]

righty lets see:

'Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company. If the good company seems hesitant to have you along with them, be persistent. Just hang around with them no matter what. They will get use to you sooner or later' - either that or they will get really pissed of that you are ALWAYS hanging around.

'If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will' - i dont know about anyone one but if i did this i would have very few friends.

'Better to be fat than to go to Hell' isnt one of the sins gluttony?

as for those 'health problems', one of my friends complains if he only has time to have 2 in a day.

oh well, whatever makes him feel special!

 

[Dele]

Oh come oon. Christianity should finally get past the genital stage (celibacy, abortion, masturbation and homosexuals) and reach the moral stage (Be good to eachother, help those in need etc.)

 

[Silver]

Hey, it's true. I had a friend who masturbated, and he broke his leg.

I had another friend who used to masturbate, and he got hit by a car.

And I had another friend, who masturbated and he got beat up by a gang.

And then there was the girl who masturbated because she was bored, and she GOT RAPED!

Well, they weren't masturbating when it happened, but they did masturbate, so it must be connected.


Edit: OH MY GOD, THEY ALL DRANK COFFEE TOO!!!

 

[Jursa]

This is hilarious: Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes. (Might as well take a shower then cause that would be a massive waste of water.)

If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, (and doing this, when you become so fat you can't get out of bed, what then?)

 

[falcontwin]

Having a wank is the best way to relieve tension.

As a side note I once read a poll that said 94% of people mastubate and the other 6% are liars. sexual gratification is a natural thing.

 

[Eipok Kruden]

Edit: You know what, forget it. If everyone here is going to be completely immature about it, and refuse to look at this from a balanced viewpoint, I have nothing to gain from participating.

That's the spirit! Really, that's exactly how you should deal with statements like that. Ignore em before the whole thing turns into a religious argument that goes on for ages.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Haha, you can tell that the guy who wrote that hasn't got any in years. I'm pretty sure this is a seriously religious guy who is one of those "cast Satan out of your heart" types. I would love to see this guy, specially at a club. Probably wears tin foil hats and quotes the bible in public.

Anyways more on topic:

Huge quantities of masturbation can probably cause health problems, but huge quantities of anything cause problems so masturbate away!!

 

[SimuLord]

You want to stop spanking the monkey? Marry a nymphomaniac. "Be careful what you wish for" come to life.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Hell, there's a lot one can do with fingers on ones partner.

Once again, Labyrinth has made it inordinately difficult for me to concentrate. Damn.


Anyhow, after that burst of net-creepiness, I'll conclude: Ha.

Oh come oon. Christianity should finally get past the genital stage (celibacy, abortion, masturbation and homosexuals) and reach the moral stage (Be good to eachother, help those in need etc.)

It already did. You just live in America.

 

[Dele]

Hell, there's a lot one can do with fingers on ones partner.

Once again, Labyrinth has made it inordinately difficult for me to concentrate. Damn.


Anyhow, after that burst of net-creepiness, I'll conclude: Ha.

Oh come oon. Christianity should finally get past the genital stage (celibacy, abortion, masturbation and homosexuals) and reach the moral stage (Be good to eachother, help those in need etc.)

It already did. You just live in America.

How bout actually clicking my profile and seeing where I live (yes my country has female priest issues too)

 

[asinann]

Just for you people bringing up the sever deadly sins and the masturbation verses from the bible.

They aren't in there.

http://www.blueletterbible.org/faq/sayings.cfm

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Huge quantities of masturbation can probably cause health problems, but huge quantities of anything cause problems so masturbate away!!

Masturbation is also an answer to war.

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

Oh god look at these posters.

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/posters.html

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

http://www.geocities.com/paul_ervine/aguide.html

An internet troll is detected. Same as the person who created the anti-spore site which gave off strange hints to the fact is was one big trick, this one does the same. Unless the person (or persons) who created that site are completely insane.

It's obviously a joke that is aimed at people who getting a rise out of people who have nothing better to do with their time than get indignant at the internet.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Huge quantities of masturbation can probably cause health problems, but huge quantities of anything cause problems so masturbate away!!

Masturbation is also an answer to war.

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

Oh god look at these posters.

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/posters.html

I'm Australian and that makes me want to salute the flag. If only though

 

[Mariena]

I'm just going to let my fingers do the talking.

And I shall do nothing less.

I think I actually remember medieval methods against masturbation.. I think it involved some spiked.. rings.. the details are vague.