Poll: Masturbation and you.

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The White Hunter

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TizzytheTormentor said:
As for my sexual disasters...I was in a sexual relationship with a catholic girl (who didn't believe in no sex before marriage) her parents were heavily religious and the mom hated me and the dad threatened me that if I slept with her, he would end me. Anyway, her house was free and both her parents were at work, we had sex and cuddled for a while (considering she has cold hands, it wasn't pleasant) So then...her dad came home early.

We panicked and immediately leaped out of her bed and got dressed as fast as possible (he was coming up) As soon as we were dressed, we quickly made the bed and sat in front of her computer, I don't think he knew we did it, considering I'm not dead.

That knocked 10 years off my life...
Thats impressive, my current girlfriends dad has that policy with me but I could probably end the stuck up prick like a Celestial Dragon.

As for my personal disasters when I was 16 (maybe 17? idk something like that, a while a go) I had pretty much above disaster but with my parents and my first boyfriend.

I swear to Goku I actually had a heart attack.
 

Adeptus Aspartem

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1. Are you male or female?
Male

2. How often do you do the deed?
Daily

3. Are you in a relationship?
Currently not.

4. If yes do you do it more or less? If no do you do it more than you usually would?
That never changed during my relationships. Maybe slightly less, but not really.

5. Do you believe it improves your performance in the bedroom or not?
Knowing your own body is definitly not a bad thing, no.

6. Focus; does reduced/stopped masturbation decrease or increase your ability to focus on things?
It's harder to fall asleep when im really horny :p But during the day? No.

7. Do you believe that is is harmful or healthy? I.E. Reduce chances of certain cancers, mental health, stress or makes you go blind and grow hair on the palms of your hands?
It's definitly not harmful, i dunno if it has any benefits besides being both a mental & physical goodie for yourself - which is also important i'd say.

8. Is it different now opposed to when you were younger?
Back then there was no mess at the end.

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I see what you did there, Captcha..
 

VeryOddGamer

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Feb 26, 2012
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1. Male.
2. A couple of times a day.
3. BWAHAHAHA no.
4. Don't know, never tried.
5. I have absolutely no idea. But if I had to guess, I'd say yes.
6. Not that I can notice.
7. I suppose it's mentally healthy, you know, satisfying urges and stuff.
8. Well, when I was younger, I didn't do it. Mainly because I didn't have to.
 

StormShaun

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Feb 1, 2009
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1. Male... because I like it.
2. 7 and... more... weekly. I'm healthy damn it!
3. ... No. T_T
4. N/A
5. Screw you... I'm lonely.
6. It makes me focus a lot more.
7. I think it is health for everyone.
8. ... No comment. :p

I think it is healthy for everyone to do it.
I have been single for a long time and I'm not sick of it. :/

Also lets ignore the fact that I voted for 7+ female...
I'm a male, I just... premature clicked... that was lame wasn't it. ;_;

I'm out... *Leaves*
 

Rascarin

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1. Are you male or female?
Female

2. How often do you do the deed?
It varies wildly, but usually, once or twice a week.

3. Are you in a relationship?
Yes.

4. If yes do you do it more or less? If no do you do it more than you usually would?
Waaaay less than if I was single. Why do yourself what you can get someone else to do better?

5. Do you believe it improves your performance in the bedroom or not?
Performance, no, but with girls orgasm is something your body has to practice at doing, so it certainly makes sex more enjoyable for me.

6. Focus; does reduced/stopped masturbation decrease or increase your ability to focus on things?
Not that I've noticed.

7. Do you believe that is is harmful or healthy? I.E. Reduce chances of certain cancers, mental health, stress or makes you go blind and grow hair on the palms of your hands?
It's healthy. I went a long time being very repressed. Only discovered the act at around age 19-20, and I'm a lot better off mentally for blowing off the steam, as it were.

8. Is it different now opposed to when you were younger?
I didn't do it when I was younger, so... yes.
 

blackrave

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bluemistake2 said:
1. Are you male or female?
2. How often do you do the deed?
3. Are you in a relationship?
4. If yes do you do it more or less? If no do you do it more than you usually would?
5. Do you believe it improves your performance in the bedroom or not?
6. Focus; does reduced/stopped masturbation decrease or increase your ability to focus on things?
7. Do you believe that is is harmful or healthy? I.E. Reduce chances of certain cancers, mental health, stress or makes you go blind and grow hair on the palms of your hands?
8. Is it different now opposed to when you were younger?
lololol fapfapfap


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Sorry couldn't resist myself :(

1.M
2.Daily
3.No
4.---
5.Might
6.Don't know
7.No, not harmful
8.Yes (a lot more now)

Hope it helps for whatever reason you're asking creepy questions
 

Brutal Peanut

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1. Female, 25
2. 0 to 1 times a week, depends.
3. Married
4. Less
5. I don't believe it does, for me anyway.
6. I think I get more done.
7. Healthy, from what I hear.
8. No
 

IamLEAM1983

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Aug 22, 2011
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1. Male
2. Daily
3. Nope
4. I don't think so. It's just turned into a good way to wind down after a hard day's word-crunching
5. Couldn't tell ya
6. I can go on a week without pulling the cork, so no. My current frequency is a conscious choice
7. I'm told it's actually healthy and normal
8. I think I used to have slightly tighter control, but that's it. *Slightly* tighter control. I really don't obsess over it

It just feels good, I guess. Like eating a good meal or enjoying an occasional glass of wine. I think any culture or upbringing that tries to stamp out self-discovery and self-exploration is more than a tad reductive.
 

Vault101

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Sep 26, 2010
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Ok sure why not.....even out the statistics a bit

1.female
2.daily (I'm actually curious if that's normal for females)
3.nope
4.if I were in a relationship I would do it less
5. Uhhhhh it portably wouldn't
6.no?
7. I don't think it's harmful and it ......feels good
8.technique changed
 

mateushac

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Vault101 said:
Ok sure why not.....even out the statistics a bit

1.female
2.daily (I'm actually curious if that's normal for females)
3.nope
4.if I were in a relationship I would do it less
5. Uhhhhh it portably wouldn't
6.no?
7. I don't think it's harmful and it ......feels good
8.technique changed
It's amazing to see a female who admits doing it regularly... Every woman with whom I talk about this stuff says they rarely ever do it.
I've actually come to the point of feeling quite sad and uncomfortable with my girlfriend's disapproval towards masturbation.
 

Silvanus

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1. Male.
2. About twice a week.
3. Nope.
4. When last I was in a relationship, I didn't do it much at all.
5. Doubt it makes much of a difference.
6. Betters my focus, I think.
7. Healthy, mostly mentally. Not in much doubt there.
8. Very. Had a lot of hang-ups about it when I was likkle, as I imagine a lot of people did.
 

NoeL

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OH BOY! LET'S REPLY!!!

1. Male
2. Most days, sometimes more sometimes less
3. Not at the moment
4. When I'm in a relationship it depends how much my partner wants it. If I'm having sex as often as I'd masturbate then I don't need to masturbate, but otherwise I still do
5. Probably not, as the sensations are quite different
6. I'm too drunk to understand the question right now
7. It's physically healthy, though the porn addiction that often accompanies it can be mentally harmful
8. Not really, except for maybe the first couple of times when it still freaked me out
 

Vault101

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mateushac said:
Vault101 said:
Ok sure why not.....even out the statistics a bit

1.female
2.daily (I'm actually curious if that's normal for females)
3.nope
4.if I were in a relationship I would do it less
5. Uhhhhh it portably wouldn't
6.no?
7. I don't think it's harmful and it ......feels good
8.technique changed
It's amazing to see a female who admits doing it regularly... Every woman with whom I talk about this stuff says they rarely ever do it.
I've actually come to the point of feeling quite sad and uncomfortable with my girlfriend's disapproval towards masturbation.
I wonder if they are lying or it's just not as common, aside from the general consensus that females don't have the same kind of sex drive there's also the cultural thing where that kind of.....fixation is considered expected for guys but not so much for girls
 

Hagi

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Palademon said:
1. Male
2. Never
3. No
4. I wouldn't know
5. I wouldn't know
6. I wouldn't know
7. Most likely quite healthy. The universe will probably spite me with cancer just to be a dick, like "Hey, use it or lose it, buddy!". If I do die from prostate cancer I want my grave to read "Died from virginity".
8. No
Like... never never?

Or just tried it but didn't like it?

Just curious, you must've done it sometimes? Right?
 

Raven_Operative

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Dec 21, 2010
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1. Male
2. Never have, don't plan on it.
3. Noooope
5. If the subject were homosexual, it might improve handjob skills
6. N/A
7. Some say it releases pent up stress, but IMO, only being able to deal with that stress through sexual activities is unhealthy. Just doing it for recreation,... well, I see no harm in that.
8. No

Might have some slightly skewed results here. I'm asexual. No interest in sex / masturbation at all.

Would someone explain to me the appeal of it? Now I'm legitimately curious.