Poll: Men! Choose your Favorite Axe Spray!

[Nevaehfo]

wtf. i use sprey but has no wimminz what do

 

[Skarlette]

[One Girl's POV] I hated the Axe sprays that you get in North America, they were overpowering, chokingly horrible scents; the "teenage desperation" moniker fits the bill.

But since I've come over to the UK, my absolute favourite Lynx spray on guys is the Africa scent. It might just be the way that it meshes with my bf's skin, pheremones, what-have-you; I've bought him more expensive colognes and sprays, and nothing has even come close to how GOOD it smells on him. 'Manly vanilla' is the closest thing I can think of to describe it (don't quote me on that.)

I will seriously cry if they ever stop making it.

 

[IHateDaManSkirt]

Axe smells like a baboon in heat, covered in shit, eating a two week old human corpse that was left in the sun.

Ok, it smells marginally worse.

It succeeds because we are immature and have low self esteem men, rally against it and realize if a smelly, unwashed man in the dark ages could score you can to!

That was when everyone else was smelly and unwashed.

OT: I don't like Axe very much. My mother came home one day with 4 cans of Phoenix for $5, so I use it. Frankly, I barely even perspire that severely. You can't even smell me after I've ran a mile(and collapsed for about an hour) from a foot away, but you can if I wear Axe. And I don't like being noticed with any distinction, so I really don't like any Axe scent; I just have Phoenix.

 

[Wordslinger]

How DARE you not include Phoenix on the poll. That's the one I use.

And guys, the Axe spray doesn't smell like shit. It just seems that way because half of the posers that use it feel the need to spray half a can on themselves daily. A few light sprays gives a good scent, in my expereince.

It seems like a necessity to put on an buttload of spray. If you just do about three spurts, the scent goes away in 20 minutes. If you do more like 45 spurts, you smell like a moron, but at least you smell like a moron all day.

 

[EeveeElectro]

*puts a fake moustache on*
If it's Lynx over here, I love Lynx Africa.

 

[Wordslinger]

How DARE you not include Phoenix on the poll. That's the one I use.

And guys, the Axe spray doesn't smell like shit. It just seems that way because half of the posers that use it feel the need to spray half a can on themselves daily. A few light sprays gives a good scent, in my expereince.

It seems like a necessity to put on an buttload of spray. If you just do about three spurts, the scent goes away in 20 minutes. If you do more like 45 spurts, you smell like a moron, but at least you smell like a moron all day.

Don't forget that the more you spray, the more strange women you will have groping you begging for sex.

The commercial said so, it must be true!

Oh yes, and especially if you have 45 spurts of Chocolate Axe on.
Although... I think that might be just a tad uncomfortable. What with the biting, and all.
Still worth it.

 

[Daverson]

For some reason deodorants give me terrible heartburn. My personal preference is to simply avoid all human contact during the warm season. Should I need, for whatever reason, to leave my state of isolation, I find it necessary to wear a ridiculous hat, to distract people from the terrible smell I accumulate.

 

[Superbeast]

No, Axe/Linx is disgusting these days.

However, Phoenix and Atlantis were OK scents - not to strong, like most of their stuff. 'Course Atlantis hasn't been available in the UK for a good 5 years, if not more - which is a pity, as I really liked it.

I'm at uni again, and some of my flatmates still douse themselves in it - and the new stuff reeks something awful. Don't know why people think it smells good. One of my flat mates puts it on in his room, and it's still a very potent smell in the hallway 3 hours after he's gone!

I second the motions suggesting Eau de Toilette, Cologne, Aftershave and whatever you prefer - use a non-scented (or very mild scent) antiperspirant to stop you reeking all day, and a few squirts of something expensive - sure, it costs you, but it lasts a lot longer than a can of linx and you actually smell nice. Stands you better chance of landing a woman/job than smelling like a teenager, and it's always made me feel a lot cleaner than any deodorant.

the only time you should be able to smell a guys colon is when your very close to them. not when your in the same auditorium

If you can smell a guy's colon [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colon_%28anatomy%29#Function] from across an auditorium then that *might* be one of the rare cases where they need to be doused in Axe/Lynx for the good of humanity.

 

[proctorninja2]

while i do hate abusive use of axe i have to say either vice or dark temptations and although i like vice more as a shower gel