Poll: Men Eating Boneless Chicken Wings = UNACCEPTABLE

[JochemDude]

Chicken wings... Real man hunt their food down, I ate chuck norris.

 

[Harkonnen64]

What's with this 'ordering' crap? REAL men cook their own chicken!

Wrong still, real men catch chicken with their teeth and eat it raw!

<spoiler= That would imply that barbecuing is unmanly>BURN HERETIC!

My apologies, I forgot the value of propane and propane accessories in cooking...

 

[dex-dex]

I remember when I first went to a restaurant and they asked if I wanted boneless. I asked if that is just not a chicken nugget?
she was not thrilled. but my friends laughed.
so I find it weird when people want boneless

 

[PixelKing]

So, if the worlds toughest man ordered boneless you would call him a sissy?
Wow.

Oh, wait.. Your american, my bad. I forgot you make the rules of the earth.

 

[Alon Shechter]

yeah, well, I cook amazing dinners out of tasty aliens while playing lovely music with my abs to the group of orphans I just saved from slavery.

They once sang a song about me:
"His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off"
So who's the man now, eh?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Wait so how is it manly to eat meat that suppose to have bones in it in the first place?

 

[OtherSideofSky]

I never eat boned chicken. Of course, The closest I ever get to eating just chicken is when I have strips of it in soup (miso with soba noodles, usually) or when I make a sandwich, and bones wouldn't really work out so well in those situations.

Also, anyone over the age of ten who worries about being 'manly' or a 'real man' is just sad.

Oh, and fuck Appletinis. Oprah's book club is also a bit shit. They don't cover a very good range and most of what the read is dreadful.

 

[JochemDude]

... this poll must be broken it shows more people like boneless chicken wings. Seriously who doesn't like eating meat straight from the bone. I am deeply disappoint.

 

[CommanderKirov]

Buffalo wings? YOU WEAKLING! REAL MEN NEED NO FOOD! Wussy Americans!

In Poland you get a bottle of vodka and if you are lucky perhaps a rock to eat!

And the rock has mercury inside!

Now go and have your scented perfumed bath you woman!


Disclaimer: I must stress the point that what I wrote there is not exactly true. Sometimes instead of rocks we have to bite on titanium ingots and than go scuba diving in lava. That is all.

 

[rebus_forever]

Let them eat what they want. Machoism is only good to a certain length.

: | I already hate myself, but.......... "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" oh noes : (

 

[Neeko Masochist]

I'm British, screw your buffalo wings, try eating some of the spicy foods we eat over here and I'll happily sit there and dry your tears as you try and shovel down the first forkful of a vindaloo with jalapenos and lime chili.

 

[Senaro]

Less bones should mean more meat, right?

 

[Varanfan9]

I personally only eat bone filled chicken wings but I never have a problem if people eat boneless. I don't think I am more manly for eating bone filled ones I just prefer it.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

I regularly raid local farms and steal away chickens... then carry them off to feast at my den.

I AM A MAN!

@OP... pretty funny, should do more stuff like this. Also, agree entirely... feck sissy wings.

 

[DarkRyter]

How do they grow chickens without bones?

 

[Tartarga]

I have a question, does it affect my manliness at all if I order both? Also, it shouldn't matter if they have bones or not because either way they're still fucking delicious.

 

[Loonyyy]

How does a buffalo even have wing anyway? Being Australian probably is the reason I don't know. Australian. Where the REAL MEN are. Where we wrestle crocodiles, ride kangaroos, eat vegemite and fight wars by digging holes. Where men cry openly, and lumberjacks are accepted, in all forms.
Wait, what did I just say, oh, right, Australia. Manly. Buffalo Wings=Unrelated to manliness.
After all, Saxton Hale is an Australian.