Poll: Men Eating Boneless Chicken Wings = UNACCEPTABLE

[vivalahelvig]

Real men catch a VELOCIRAPTOR with their DAMN BARE HANDS and then pour LEADED SUPER GASOLINE onto it along with NAPALM, BRANWDO, and ANTHRAX!!! Then they get shot with a ELEPHANT GUN and then keep going and BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE ON THE GOD DAMN PLANET!!!
Then after they do all that, they eat an ELEPHANT and some CARP imported DIRECTLY and ALIVE from dwarf fortress!!!

(This message brought to you by the club for MENNLY MANNS)

OT: I just eat both, they are all good.

 

[conflictofinterests]

I like this thread, it's quite funny, although a real man would eat just the bones.

On that topic, do real men really notice a difference between boneless and bone-in buffalo wings?

Is it their sudden loss of strength and acquisition of a purse?

 

[Redingold]

Real men who want buffalo wings forcefully cross breed an albatross with an enraged buffalo and eat the deformed lovechild raw! Bones may or may not result, but a real man does not care; meat is meat!
What's the matter man, does it taste bad? Is it inedible? Quit your whining and add Hot Sauce!

You know what would make it even MANLIER?

RAINBOW HOT SAUCE!

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

Real men who want buffalo wings forcefully cross breed an albatross with an enraged buffalo and eat the deformed lovechild raw! Bones may or may not result, but a real man does not care; meat is meat!
What's the matter man, does it taste bad? Is it inedible? Quit your whining and add Hot Sauce!

You know what would make it even MANLIER?

RAINBOW HOT SAUCE!

RAINBOW hot sauce?
Heavy risk... But the PRIIIIIIZE!

 

[Bazamm]

This thread could not be any more win.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

NOOO!!! I voted for the wrong one. Boneless chicken wings are an abomination

 

[Madman123456]

Bones are harder to digest, therefore boneless stuff will give your body more meat in less time. Also, who eats those tiny animals anyway? Go order a steak. Better order ten steaks.
"Oh, but i like my meat in tiny portions because apparently i'm french and i also eat frogs.
Bah!

By the way, the vote doesn't have the option "i wrestle bears and eat them instead!".

 

[vehystrix]

CHICKEN WINGS?
What's wrong with you?

I mean really, thinking the wings of a small bird are the epitome of manliness...
Real men barbecue a T-bone steak, and have some spare ribs as a side dish. Ok maybe you could have some chicken wings as desert, but they better have bones in them, so you can have that manly sensation of ripping flesh of bone with your bare teeth. Also, the spare ribs nor the T-bone steak should be boneless or you will most definitely go to hell, while we barbecue in Valhalla for all eternity

 

[OliverTwist72]

I usually go with the chicken tenders and dip em in hot bbq. There's more meat, and real men want more meat.

WHATCHU GONNA DO NOW PAL?

 

[deserteagleeye]

Pffftt, a real man wouldn't eat the meat at all, he would order his wings ALL BONE like and drink the marrow from it like the Alpha-male hound of MANLINESS he is!!! He also has to yell it out and punch people in the gut.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Boneless is awesome, to hell with manliness.

 

[2xDouble]

OK just gonna ask... Buffalo's are the kinda cow looking animal right? the one that is you know... flightless... HOW THE F*** DO THEY HAVE WINGS.

They don't anymore, silly. We ate them.

I'm British, screw your buffalo wings, try eating some of the spicy foods we eat over here and I'll happily sit there and dry your tears as you try and shovel down the first forkful of a vindaloo with jalapenos and lime chili.

"Come to England! We have excellent Mexican food!" Makes perfect sense...

I'm not crying because its spicy. I'm crying because it tastes like crap. ...at least it's spicy crap.

There's more, but I've run out of snark for now. Used it up cooking and spicing my chicken wings with raw, manly hatred. If anyone wants to trade me some, I've got pudding.

OT?: Boneless wings are terrible. The breading gets in between the flavors.

 

[intheweeds]

I'm British, screw your buffalo wings, try eating some of the spicy foods we eat over here and I'll happily sit there and dry your tears as you try and shovel down the first forkful of a vindaloo with jalapenos and lime chili.

Ok and then you take your british vindaloo and go try it in India. With some real peppers (they don't use jalapenos). Jalapenos barely register my friend. Have you ever had jamaican food? The Scotch Bonnet pepper literally cannot be eaten alone. If your pepper breaks during cooking your rice, you must throw it all away. 2nd degree burns on your tongue. Literally. (yes, i know what literally means)Or go to Korea and have some proper kimchee.

If i was going to call a regions food 'spicy', Britain is not the first place i would think of. Certainly not just to say they have Indian food? what?

Edit: Don't worry above poster, I have more snark to share with you!. - "you're welcome!"

 

[manaman]

OP doesnt know what a real man is... someone link a youtube video NOW!!!

There are no videos of me on youtube. You are out of luck. Hippies keep spaming them off there. I plan to retaliate against the entire state of Oregon.

 

[manaman]

CHICKEN WINGS?
What's wrong with you?

I mean really, thinking the wings of a small bird are the epitome of manliness...
Real men barbecue a T-bone steak, and have some spare ribs as a side dish. Ok maybe you could have some chicken wings as desert, but they better have bones in them, so you can have that manly sensation of ripping flesh of bone with your bare teeth. Also, the spare ribs nor the T-bone steak should be boneless or you will most definitely go to hell, while we barbecue in Valhalla for all eternity

T-bone! BBQ a T-Bone, as the epitome of manliness?

I am appalled. I am disgusted. I am ashamed to be considered in the same category as people that would consider a T-bone the best grilling steak.

I bet you grill with gas as well, don't you?

 

[vehystrix]

CHICKEN WINGS?
What's wrong with you?

I mean really, thinking the wings of a small bird are the epitome of manliness...
Real men barbecue a T-bone steak, and have some spare ribs as a side dish. Ok maybe you could have some chicken wings as desert, but they better have bones in them, so you can have that manly sensation of ripping flesh of bone with your bare teeth. Also, the spare ribs nor the T-bone steak should be boneless or you will most definitely go to hell, while we barbecue in Valhalla for all eternity

T-bone! BBQ a T-Bone, as the epitome of manliness?

I am appalled. I am disgusted. I am ashamed to be considered in the same category as people that would consider a T-bone the best grilling steak.

I bet you grill with gas as well, don't you?

I grill on hot coals, thank you very much. That said, I never claimed the T-bone to be the best steak to be grilled, but rather the most manly an large.
For a more refined taste I tend to go for the tenderloin or top sirloin cut steaks. They are not as manly, however, due to them being so tender, and thus you don't have to use your manly powers to eat it.

 

[antidonkey]

Regular wings are messy and you get less meat so I go boneless usually with the second hottest sauce they have. I often hit up BWW for lunch and have no desire to return to work smelling of hot sauce with bit stills under my fingernails. I also have no desire to pay for food I'm not going to eat. I'm not going to swallow those bones so why waste money paying for them?

 

[WanderingFool]

OP doesnt know what a real man is... someone link a youtube video NOW!!!

There are no videos of me on youtube. You are out of luck. Hippies keep spaming them off there. I plan to retaliate against the entire state of Oregon.

FUCKING HIPPIES!!!!!

I wish you well in your retaliation.

 

[Kair]

Let them eat what they want. Machoism is only good to a certain length.

: | I already hate myself, but.......... "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" oh noes : (

It also applies in the innuendo.