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chickenlord

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Xero Scythe said:
chickenlord said:
...so if i choose witch what spells would i know? naturally i would always like to be treated like a god, so i chose fire fox, but i would like to know magic too...vampires, werewolves &sucubuses are too if-y they have too many rules and cons that over seed the pros, don't sucubuses(i know i spelled it wrong) have to eat souls? honestly i don't really6 care for souls...too salty. And werewolfs are cool but they only turn into wolf monsters 1s or 2s a month and thats not enough for me! and the turning into said wolf monster usually looks too painful. vampires are ok, but i do like the occasional sun lit, and garlic, and i enjoy running water so i wouldnt like not being able to cross it. demons would be ok, not painful or have too much rules, but demons usually are ruled by stronger demons or a god type person. i don't even know what a lamia is so i can't say if i do or do not want to be one of them...
uh... wow. any way. clearing things up time:

Vamps cannot be hurt by sun.
vamps cannot be hurt by garlic.
vamps are only short-circuited by water; their powers fade for a little then return at full. also, adding a herb negates the sapping power.

werewolves transformation in not painful, and they can transform whenever they want. its just that they are more powerful when the moon is full. dont even pick lamia, i put it up there as a joke, im surprised someone even picked it.
well...all of my stuff is from correct lore (no were close to twilight rules) and do you know what is a lamia =P vamps ARE hurt by sun i don't care what the hell you say that has been one of the main f-ing rules of vampirism since they were made the fuck up! twilight ficked that up by makin vamps sparkle like pussys!
 

Nemorov

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I would be the monstery-kind with pointy teeth. =D


 

Aqualung

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I'd say vampire. I was going to say werewolf, but then I remembered how annoying 'once-a-month' things are. *Cough cough*. I like the taste of blood already, anyway.
 

Xero Scythe

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chickenlord said:
Xero Scythe said:
chickenlord said:
...so if i choose witch what spells would i know? naturally i would always like to be treated like a god, so i chose fire fox, but i would like to know magic too...vampires, werewolves &sucubuses are too if-y they have too many rules and cons that over seed the pros, don't sucubuses(i know i spelled it wrong) have to eat souls? honestly i don't really6 care for souls...too salty. And werewolfs are cool but they only turn into wolf monsters 1s or 2s a month and thats not enough for me! and the turning into said wolf monster usually looks too painful. vampires are ok, but i do like the occasional sun lit, and garlic, and i enjoy running water so i wouldnt like not being able to cross it. demons would be ok, not painful or have too much rules, but demons usually are ruled by stronger demons or a god type person. i don't even know what a lamia is so i can't say if i do or do not want to be one of them...
uh... wow. any way. clearing things up time:

Vamps cannot be hurt by sun.
vamps cannot be hurt by garlic.
vamps are only short-circuited by water; their powers fade for a little then return at full. also, adding a herb negates the sapping power.

werewolves transformation in not painful, and they can transform whenever they want. its just that they are more powerful when the moon is full. dont even pick lamia, i put it up there as a joke, im surprised someone even picked it.
well...all of my stuff is from correct lore (no were close to twilight rules) and do you know what is a lamia =P vamps ARE hurt by sun i don't care what the hell you say that has been one of the main f-ing rules of vampirism since they were made the fuck up! twilight ficked that up by makin vamps sparkle like pussys!
Dracula does not seem to go by that rule (the Luigi Bellosi one) (Yes, i know i spelled his last name wrong.)
 

Xero Scythe

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The_ModeRazor said:
I'd have to go with the good ol' balrog from Lotr. Yeah, I know Gandalf kicked his ass, but that's just because Gandalf is cool.
Edit: Mind if I ask, how can I put up a picture for others to view?
i guess just copy and paste.
 

Xero Scythe

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Aqualung said:
I'd say vampire. I was going to say werewolf, but then I remembered how annoying 'once-a-month' things are. *Cough cough*. I like the taste of blood already, anyway.
not once a month. you can transform anytime you want, you are simply more powerful as the moon becomes more full.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Captain Pancake said:
Redchili23 said:
I'd like to be one of those obese internet gaming nerds that spend all day of their life playing video games, watching porno everyday, and not having real sex. Those are the true monsters.
My life in a nutshell!

*always turn the other cheek, that really gets on their nerves.*

I guess a vampire? just because I used to read Darren Shan novels.
as long as your going with book reading vampire,can you do me a favor?

go and beat the crap out of whoever wrote twilight for sullying the names of vampires,kay?
The_ModeRazor said:
I'd have to go with the good ol' balrog from Lotr. Yeah, I know Gandalf kicked his ass, but that's just because Gandalf is cool.
Edit: Mind if I ask, how can I put up a picture for others to view?
just post the pic on photobucket and copy-paste the IMG code.simple
 

Aqualung

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Xero Scythe said:
Aqualung said:
I'd say vampire. I was going to say werewolf, but then I remembered how annoying 'once-a-month' things are. *Cough cough*. I like the taste of blood already, anyway.
not once a month. you can transform anytime you want, you are simply more powerful as the moon becomes more full.
Oh. Well. I just wasted a vote, then. Heh heh. :] I'd go werewolf then. Always loved 'em.
 

Keela

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Froobyx said:
Succubus... The whole having sex with men in their dreams and steal their energy seems kinda cool.

Just I can't have sex with anyone else apart from the boyfriend ¬_¬
1: How would he know? ;)

2: Incubus seemed cool, but I decided to stick with the combination of two of the most awesome things in history: a wolf and FREAKING FIRE. Cthulu would be nice, but you would be hideous, exiled for life from humanity, and could logically never have sex or even friends. Whereas if you were a Yoko, you could be worshipped and be friends with pretty much all of humanity at once, and could live in the wild, AND could "do it".

http://www.opensceneryx.com/objects/animals/chickens/screenshot.jpg

http://www.amandajones.com/images_portfolio/light%20brown%20cow%20close%20up.jpg
 

dark-amon

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I would be Bahamut. Not the Final Fantasy-summoning. But the legendeary monster fish supousely pre-silamic, but it is also mentioned in one of the stories in '1001 nights'.
A fish that in some legends bear the entire fountation of the world on his head.
 

Lukirre

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I..am the lucid dream.
The monster in your nightmares...
The being, of a thousand faces!
COWER, BEFORE MY TRUE FORM!
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!
 

Xero Scythe

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Lukirre said:

I..am the lucid dream.
The monster in your nightmares...
The being, of a thousand faces!
COWER, BEFORE MY TRUE FORM!
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!
is that from the vid game 'Nights'?
 

Lukirre

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Xero Scythe said:
Lukirre said:

I..am the lucid dream.
The monster in your nightmares...
The being, of a thousand faces!
COWER, BEFORE MY TRUE FORM!
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!
is that from the vid game 'Nights'?
Forgive my nerdish indulgence, but it was actually from World of Warcraft.

The creature you gaze upon is Yogg-Saron, not to be confused with Yogg-Sathoth (Blizzard is filled with cheeky bastards).

He's the endboss of the Ulduar 10/25 man raid.
Responsible for the insidious corruption of the Titans within Ulduar.
...And the God of Death.
 

Jark212

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A High Ranking Demon, Who abandoned all religion to live the life of a Human, but was drafted to work for the US Government.
 

Trivun

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Xero Scythe said:
Trivun said:
Vampire, or incubus. Or rather, both together. Simple as that, because vampires are so cool I'm devoting my next writing project almost entirely to them (you'll see why it's 'almost' when I finish it and either publish it or post it on the interwebz).
please, send me a copy!
Okay then, eventually. I've been in Cornwall this week so it hasn't been started yet, I'll be completely rewriting the first part anyway later on (from mad ramblings typed on a train to Wolverhampton, to something a bit more coherent). But when it's done then I'll let you know. Who knows, I might even ask if anyone here wants to proof-read it for me :)
 

Tempest Fennac

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I'd sooner be a fox then a human so I'll pick Yoko if I had to pick something on the list. (Werewolf would be great if I could transform whenever I wanted to though). If I could pick anything, I'd say werefennec because fennec foxes are my favourite animal because of how cute they are.