Poll: Monster

[eatenbyagrue]

Okay, does anyone here remember watching Extreme Ghostbusters?

Remember that episode with the Stephen King-parody who had these monsters come to life and force him to write things for them so they could go and actually do that stuff?

That. It'd be a fun experience. (I think they were called "The Vathak" or somesuch.)

 

[Xero Scythe]

I'd sooner be a fox then a human so I'll pick Yoko if I had to pick something on the list. (Werewolf would be great if I could transform whenever I wanted to though). If I could pick anything, I'd say werefennec because fennec foxes are my favourite animal because of how cute they are.

uh... you can transform whenever you want. you are simply more powerful as the moon gets bigger.

this i have answered over 10 times i think.

 

[Xero Scythe]

Vampire, or incubus. Or rather, both together. Simple as that, because vampires are so cool I'm devoting my next writing project almost entirely to them (you'll see why it's 'almost' when I finish it and either publish it or post it on the interwebz).

please, send me a copy!

Okay then, eventually. I've been in Cornwall this week so it hasn't been started yet, I'll be completely rewriting the first part anyway later on (from mad ramblings typed on a train to Wolverhampton, to something a bit more coherent). But when it's done then I'll let you know. Who knows, I might even ask if anyone here wants to proof-read it for me

hey, i write too, so i might be able to help there.

 

[Xero Scythe]

What's with all the support for the big- headed Octopus with dragon wings?
Looks like something out of a low- budget Japanese B-movie.

dont ask. it has a cult, and that is all you need to know.
no i am not a follower.

Like the flying spaghetti monster?

i dont know, you tell me!
i dont follow this cult stuff!

That's odd, I could swear that I didn't even say you were into the occult...

yeah, but you asked a question about cults, and i would have to have cult knowledge to answer said question, so it was implied, even if you didn't mean it.

 

[Zedzero]

A demon, definitely. The creature of nightmares and flames. But then again, Angels are pretty badass too. If you take them literally, and not with all that flowery, guardian angel stuff, they were creatures to be feared, the legions sent by God himself if he wanted things done right.

Give me a flaming sword, and I will be very, very happy.

Like Supernatural's angels, then yes they are badass mothereffers. I would go with Angels, just because if I do wrong I can become a demon.

 

[chickenlord]

...so if i choose witch what spells would i know? naturally i would always like to be treated like a god, so i chose fire fox, but i would like to know magic too...vampires, werewolves &sucubuses are too if-y they have too many rules and cons that over seed the pros, don't sucubuses(i know i spelled it wrong) have to eat souls? honestly i don't really6 care for souls...too salty. And werewolfs are cool but they only turn into wolf monsters 1s or 2s a month and thats not enough for me! and the turning into said wolf monster usually looks too painful. vampires are ok, but i do like the occasional sun lit, and garlic, and i enjoy running water so i wouldnt like not being able to cross it. demons would be ok, not painful or have too much rules, but demons usually are ruled by stronger demons or a god type person. i don't even know what a lamia is so i can't say if i do or do not want to be one of them...

uh... wow. any way. clearing things up time:

Vamps cannot be hurt by sun.
vamps cannot be hurt by garlic.
vamps are only short-circuited by water; their powers fade for a little then return at full. also, adding a herb negates the sapping power.

werewolves transformation in not painful, and they can transform whenever they want. its just that they are more powerful when the moon is full. dont even pick lamia, i put it up there as a joke, im surprised someone even picked it.

well...all of my stuff is from correct lore (no were close to twilight rules) and do you know what is a lamia =P vamps ARE hurt by sun i don't care what the hell you say that has been one of the main f-ing rules of vampirism since they were made the fuck up! twilight ficked that up by makin vamps sparkle like pussys!

Dracula does not seem to go by that rule (the Luigi Bellosi one) (Yes, i know i spelled his last name wrong.)

well hes wrong! lol =P idk if i read his book or not =/ might have to look into it.

 

[Del-Toro]

A demon, a shapeshifting demon, that way I could hide/walk amongst the mortal masses if I didn't need or want to be doing anything demoney.

 

[Xero Scythe]

A High Ranking Demon, Who abandoned all religion to live the life of a Human, but was drafted to work for the US Government.

isnt that the plot of dark sector or some other video game?

 

[Xero Scythe]

...so if i choose witch what spells would i know? naturally i would always like to be treated like a god, so i chose fire fox, but i would like to know magic too...vampires, werewolves &sucubuses are too if-y they have too many rules and cons that over seed the pros, don't sucubuses(i know i spelled it wrong) have to eat souls? honestly i don't really6 care for souls...too salty. And werewolfs are cool but they only turn into wolf monsters 1s or 2s a month and thats not enough for me! and the turning into said wolf monster usually looks too painful. vampires are ok, but i do like the occasional sun lit, and garlic, and i enjoy running water so i wouldnt like not being able to cross it. demons would be ok, not painful or have too much rules, but demons usually are ruled by stronger demons or a god type person. i don't even know what a lamia is so i can't say if i do or do not want to be one of them...

uh... wow. any way. clearing things up time:

Vamps cannot be hurt by sun.
vamps cannot be hurt by garlic.
vamps are only short-circuited by water; their powers fade for a little then return at full. also, adding a herb negates the sapping power.

werewolves transformation in not painful, and they can transform whenever they want. its just that they are more powerful when the moon is full. dont even pick lamia, i put it up there as a joke, im surprised someone even picked it.

well...all of my stuff is from correct lore (no were close to twilight rules) and do you know what is a lamia =P vamps ARE hurt by sun i don't care what the hell you say that has been one of the main f-ing rules of vampirism since they were made the fuck up! twilight ficked that up by makin vamps sparkle like pussys!

Dracula does not seem to go by that rule (the Luigi Bellosi one) (Yes, i know i spelled his last name wrong.)

well hes wrong! lol =P idk if i read his book or not =/ might have to look into it.

Luigi is a movie actor. from the black and white ages. however, it was supposed to be based on the book Dracula, which i believe was written by Mary Shelly, the same woman who wrote Frankenstein. that's the book you wanna read.

oh, and please, no more foul language. thank you.

 

[Xero Scythe]

What's with all the support for the big- headed Octopus with dragon wings?
Looks like something out of a low- budget Japanese B-movie.

dont ask. it has a cult, and that is all you need to know.
no i am not a follower.

Like the flying spaghetti monster?

i dont know, you tell me!
i dont follow this cult stuff!

That's odd, I could swear that I didn't even say you were into the occult...

yeah, but you asked a question about cults, and i would have to have cult knowledge to answer said question, so it was implied, even if you didn't mean it.

It was not implied to the degree that it was a direct implication, nor was it to the degree that any implication would have to be directly denied.

it does not have to be. and don't try and trip me up with a roundabout way of speaking; it ain't gonna work.

 

[Chunko]

Vampire, I would love to have immortality, also I could hang out with other undead beings, like zombies

 

[G1eet]

Werewolf.
1. They can go out in the day.
2. They can't be beaten by people wielding crosses, bible verses and holy water.
3. They're fast and strong.
4. Garlic is cheap, but silver is expensive.
5. They're awesome.

This got my list off to a good start.

I've also loved how intelligent and cohesive wolves are in pack. And I'd be swifter than a werebear, so that's another plus.

Leviathan

LORD OF THE DEEP.

Technically, the Leviathan was a whale. But Megalodon is fucking badass, regardless.


Edit:

A demon, definitely. The creature of nightmares and flames. But then again, Angels are pretty badass too. If you take them literally, and not with all that flowery, guardian angel stuff, they were creatures to be feared, the legions sent by God himself if he wanted things done right.

Give me a flaming sword, and I will be very, very happy.

Like Supernatural's angels, then yes they are badass mothereffers. I would go with Angels, just because if I do wrong I can become a demon.

Have you seen the trailer for the new movie Legion? Gabriel might look like a goth in clothing alone, he looks badass in battle: <youtube=tGE_zSdCzDU>

 

[Mikkaddo]

I would be..
Cthulhu.

Well good thing I'm not quite taken yet, I'd be Hazy's comic relief side kick "Kittythullu"

 

[Asickorphan]

I also agree

 

[Asickorphan]

Don't look into its eyes or you'll go crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler

I..am the lucid dream.
The monster in your nightmares...
The being, of a thousand faces!
COWER, BEFORE MY TRUE FORM!
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!

AAGGGGHHH!!!! IT HAS NO EYES, JUST MORE MOUTHS!!!!

OT: if i were any type of monster i would be either a Vampire (only if it's a Daywalker), a Werewolf, or a hybrid of both monsters (Watch Underworld: Evolution for a prime example)