Poll: Most useless AI ever.
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The survivors in Dead Rising sucked ass. Helpless, slow, needy, pitiful fighters, and just god-damn annoying. ESPICIALLY THE FUCKING FATASS IN THE RESTARUANT!!!! WOULDN'T FOLLOW ME UNLESS I HAD A GOD-DAMN PIE AND THEN THE FATASS CAN'T GO 15 FUCKING MINUTES WITHOUT EATING AND TAKES HALF THE SURVIORS TO HELP LOOK FOR FOOD HE CAN SCARF DOWN!!!
Anyone who follows you in Half Life 2 and isn't Alyx or Barney.
They block doors and crowd hallways. The only slightly helpful ones are the medics, and you have to stand by them for 10 minutes before they realize you're a hitpoint away from dying.
I don't feel bad ordering them to stand in the middle of the street while that Combine sniper takes aim.
Halo's Marines are actually pretty badass if you know how to use them. Load up a Troop Transport with snipers and you've got a rolling death machine at your disposal.
They block doors and crowd hallways. The only slightly helpful ones are the medics, and you have to stand by them for 10 minutes before they realize you're a hitpoint away from dying.
I don't feel bad ordering them to stand in the middle of the street while that Combine sniper takes aim.
Halo's Marines are actually pretty badass if you know how to use them. Load up a Troop Transport with snipers and you've got a rolling death machine at your disposal.
Maybe I'm just lucky, but I've never really found the AI to be a hiderance in game play. Bots are usually quite helpful for me. The one time I've found myself cursing the stupidity of computer partners was probably in Starfox 64... If I can save your asses and beat the dude chasing me down, you can atleast stay alive for 5 fucking seconds so I can complete the objective by myself with a perfect score and a medal, you damn idiot space furries.
I think that RE2 probably takes the cake for worst AI because you could replace a controller input with the brain activity output of a coma patient and get a better acting AI.cambodiancam said:
But what makes it worse than all the others is the fact that she's essential to the game. You can deal with shitty enemies and shitty companions, but having a shitty partner just ruins the experience for good.
That depends on the difficulty. On Legendary, they're pretty useless. They actually get less effective on higher difficulties, it's not just the enemies getting MORE effective. On Heroic in Halo 3, they can be effective, but only if you take care to make them that way.Lekonua said:
Now, in Halo 2, I went through 60% of Delta Halo, on Heroic, with the same two marines. They fought cloaked enemies, hunters, and other nasty things... and that's not the only time I've seen Halo 2 marines kick ass.
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2*
Left 4 Dead 2 (sometimes they have hicups)
*WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?
Left 4 Dead 2 (sometimes they have hicups)
*WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?
I'd say Elder Scrolls, especially Oblivion. OK, fine, the original Halo Marines had bad AI. But in 2, and then more so in 3 and the other Halo games, they got a lot better. In Halo 3 Legendary they were invaluable for me in the first few levels, mainly in storming the second base (where Johnson is held) in H3, in the first level...
Blast I have been ninja'd.Julianking93 said:
Another one would be the marines in halo, without a shadow of a doubt, when it comes to driving. They either stop or just drive into walls. ¬_¬