Poll: MOTHS!

[Hazy992]

We've got some pretty nice weather here at the moment (for Britain anyway. It hasn't rained in a few days and people are starting to get withdrawal symptoms), so of course the windows are open to get some air in. There's just one problem with this. It is a problem that has plagued mankind for centuries, a problem that can drive a man to the edge of reason; MOTHS!

[sub]You are everything that's wrong in this godless universe[/sub]

I must have had at least ten of the bastards in my room this evening! WHY?! Why won't you leave me alone, you winged hell spawns?! What have I done to deserve such torment?!

[sub]WORSE THAN HITLER[/sub]

I can't be the only one surely? Does anyone else have a deep, burning, almost bordering on psychotic hatred of these cocky little bastards as much as I do? I say we rise up and teach these fuckers once and for all, who's with me?!

[sub]Look at this smug prick. Just wait until I wipe that smirk off your face[/sub]
[sub][sub]Also, who copyrights a moth? A Dale, you just made my list![/sub][/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

This is scary Hazy.

I too, am a victim of moths.


On the hotter nights, I'll have the french doors open, and the bastards manage to get past the impenetrable net curtain. I don't know how, but they do.

Then they're everywhere, all over the ceiling near the lights, near the TV, everywhere.

The weirdest thing though, is that when I enter the room the next day, they're just...

Gone.

Moths be fucking ninjas.

 

[Total LOLige]

I hate moths. When you attack them with a rolled up magazine and miss the bastards fight back and fly in your face. I haven't got any today but there was a moth in my room last weekend, there was a spider crawling on my curtain yesterday morning though. On a somewhat related note my (twin) brother is afraid of Daddy longlegs. He might be afraid of moths as well also spiders he hates them. Fucking hilarious when there's a Daddy longlegs in the bathroom he won't go unless someone kills it. Not removes it kills it.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

There is only one solution to your problem, BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. The moths inside will perish and the moths outside will be drawn to the fire an kill themselves in it.

Problem solved.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

I just assassinated 5 of the winged bastards in my kitchen

 

[Hazy992]

This is scary Hazy.

I too, am a victim of moths.


On the hotter nights, I'll have the french doors open, and the bastards manage to get past the impenetrable net curtain. I don't know how, but they do.

Then they're everywhere, all over the ceiling near the lights, near the TV, everywhere.

The weirdest thing though, is that when I enter the room the next day, they're just...

Gone.

Moths be fucking ninjas.

Oh no they're there. They are always there. ALWAYS

My friend used to get massive ones that just clinged onto his bedroom window all night. Whenever I stayed over we'd be there playing on the Xbox or whatever and there they were just staring at us. Unwavering

 

[Launcelot111]

Invest in screens? Do British people not do screens? I can sit in open-windowed comfort and mock them as they flutter ineffectually in the window

 

[Hazy992]

There is only one solution to your problem, BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. The moths inside will perish and the moths outside will be drawn to the fire an kill themselves in it.

Problem solved.

I like this solution. You can be an elite member of my moth assassination squad.

 

[manic_depressive13]

I'm quite fond of moths. They're cute and harmless. It can be a bit annoying when they flutter around my computer screen at night, but they're just confused. I would never deliberately kill a moth.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Invest in screens? Do British people not do screens? I can sit in open-windowed comfort and mock them as they flutter ineffectually in the window

We are not like whatever peasant country you come from

We do not fight nature, for nature doesn't really try that hard in our neck of the woods.

Not like Australia. Australia won't ever stop trying to kill you.

 

[Muspelheim]

Thankfully, they seem to stay away, at least the larger ones. Of course, with three cats in the household, they're often liquidated fairly quickly if they do.

There's some clothes-moth, though... Damn, it hate those things. But I do have some hormone-based sort of mothtraps around, and judging from the piles of dead moths in them, I'd say the war against the moths are going fairly well.

 

[BathorysGraveland]

No. I like moths myself. They don't do much anyway, fly around for a little while and then die. I feel sorry for them more than anything.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

There is only one solution to your problem, BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. The moths inside will perish and the moths outside will be drawn to the fire an kill themselves in it.

Problem solved.

I like this solution. You can be an elite member of my moth assassination squad.

I'll join if we get hats.

 

[Total LOLige]

My friend used to get massive ones that just clinged onto his bedroom window all night. Whenever I stayed over we'd be there playing on the Xbox or whatever and there they were just staring at us. Unwavering

This reminds me of a pub that I used to live in when I was a wee one. Every night spiders would hang from there webs outside of my bedroom window. Like ten of them all hanging there it was creepy.

Like this but loads of them.

 

[Vault101]

hate those fuckers...

I had an insane fear of them as a child...almost as abd as spiders

 

[Hazy992]

There is only one solution to your problem, BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. The moths inside will perish and the moths outside will be drawn to the fire an kill themselves in it.

Problem solved.

I like this solution. You can be an elite member of my moth assassination squad.

I'll join if we get hats.

What sort of person do you think I am? Of course there's hats! I'm quite frankly offended you even had to ask!

 

[Hazy992]

My friend used to get massive ones that just clinged onto his bedroom window all night. Whenever I stayed over we'd be there playing on the Xbox or whatever and there they were just staring at us. Unwavering

This reminds me of a pub that I used to live in when I was a wee one. Every night spiders would hang from there webs outside of my bedroom window. Like ten of them all hanging there it was creepy.

Like this but loads of them.

Well that's unsettling! Who needs sleep anyway?

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I've got a bag of chili doritos (empty but the smell's still there) that they love. Fly right into it. Proceed to crush bag around them. Uncrush and repeat.

God but I do hate insect life in my room. It offends my territory.

 

[Hazy992]

hate those fuckers...

I had an insane fear of them as a child...almost as abd as spiders

I still do. If there's a spider or a moth in my room I just freak the hell out.