Careful. This is how it starts. Then you wake up at 2am to the sound of heavy breathing, and they're lying next to you in your bed, gently cupping your package.
I find that all flying insects are a pain in the arse. Moths are irritating, sure (especially when you're on holiday making use of the...facilities on your campsite (builds character yadda yadda), and you get divebombed by the mother of all moths repeatedly while doing your business), flies are a hazard during the day, buzzing in and then being unable to find the exit, all the while performing aerobatics around your ears. Wasps can be pretty deadly - especially when a queen flies in - uninvited, unin-fucking-vited and tries to build a fucking nest in your room[footnote]
[/footnote] - but the mother of all horrifying insects is without a doubt the Crane fly (sometimes called a Mosquito Hawk I believe).
Look at that thing. Look at that monster. It's like a mosquito and a spider had a perverse lovechild with no purpose other than trying to fuck up your day. Apart from spiders themselves there is no creature that inspires as much fear in me as these fuckers.
I would wrestle a bear before I withstood the presence of one of them.
Seriously, look at this. Look at this shit! What the hell.
I will feast on your children, human.
I would marry a moth to my first daughter and sit him at the head of my table before I allowed one of these mother-fuckers in my house.
They aren't as bad as spiders. Seriously, almost sprayed an entire bug killing spray thingo trying to kill one and you know what, it still didn't die! I called it zombie spider.
I've developed an ingenious method for removing spiders.
-Take one of those compressed air cans you use for cleaning a PC out
-Flip it upside down
-Spray onto spider. The propellant comes out and freezes solid, before evaporating and leaving the SPIDER frozen solid
-remove ice-spider with tweezers and repeat on every living thing in the house.
Just sitting at my computer i can see a little graveyard of defrosted dead spiders in the corner
Yeah, I hate bugs/spiders/moths/almost anything with six legs (only exceptions I can think of right now are Scorpions, Lobsters and Crabs)
It's because of this hatred that I love Cats! Any annoying little buggers you see, just point the cat at it, place that cute little death-machine on the floor and watch him feed on their non-existent soul!
They aren't as bad as spiders. Seriously, almost sprayed an entire bug killing spray thingo trying to kill one and you know what, it still didn't die! I called it zombie spider.
I've developed an ingenious method for removing spiders.
-Take one of those compressed air cans you use for cleaning a PC out
-Flip it upside down
-Spray onto spider. The propellant comes out and freezes solid, before evaporating and leaving the SPIDER frozen solid
-remove ice-spider with tweezers and repeat on every living thing in the house.
Just sitting at my computer i can see a little graveyard of defrosted dead spiders in the corner
Yes I hate moths, hate them with a fiery passion that the mere sight of one in my room will send me into a rage until I either get it out of the window or I kill it. I can't stand them. No matter what I do, they always somehow appear. Always. It bugs me so much. And the huge ones just sit there mocking me, knowing I'm a bit afraid to go near it. I hate moths as much as I hate normal flies.
I don't mind them. Its those little flying bastards that I'm pretty sure nobody ever bothered to name that annoy me. The just swarm around lights and only swoop me when no one else is looking.
here in australia, we're quite lucky enough not to have a moth problem. why?
Cause if these guys can take out a bird, they certainly can take out a moth or two before they make it inside.
Need a Guard dog? pffft. What you want is a guard golden orb weaver.
OT: I find mosquitos to be more of a problem than moths in the warmer months. I swear my A positive type blood is like sugar to them
I like moths. They're like the butterflies of the night, but fluffy! Which makes them better. I also like the feathery antenna some of them have. I don't really get a problem with them coming in my room. They don't seem to want to. But what does come in to my room it a hundred times worse than any moth could be. Wasps. FUCKING WASPS! For some reason they just love flying in my window and making a hell of a noise smacking on the glass trying to get out again! And they just keep doing it for hours and hours and they won't fucking die! I get flies coming in sometimes doing the same thing but they tend to be a little quieter and don't pose the threat of stabbing me in the hand if I try to get rid of them. God, I hate wasps so fucking much.
*This* is why we should just grow a spine and fucking nuke australia from orbit until theres nothing left but a glowing continent of glass.
Of course we may end up with a Godzilla scenario with one of the 'things' that lived there, at which point we go to plan B: where we induce the Sun into going Nova.
Plan C involves a method of turning ever star in the Milky way into a singularity.
Plan D requires extreme methods.
/edit moths don't bother me but they are annoying when you're trying to watch something at 2am and the moths are all like "dude, what are you watching , that looks cool can I watch too?" bump bang flutter "I'm kinda short sighted so I'm just gonna sit in the middle of the screen ok?"
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