Poll: My mother thinks I'm gay because....

[The Stonker]

I want to see the movie Black swan.
I'm not joking in you, it's quite irrational to think that I'm gay because I want to see a movie which has had brilliant grades and is just new and fresh.
Plus, she says that it's not normal for "straight men to like these kind of movies.
So what does the escapist think?

EDIT:I'm straight, just to tell you guys.

 

[delet]

I tihnk you're a little insecure if you care what anyone thinks regarding your sexuality.

 

[Jonluw]

Well, if she's right, then I'm gay as well. More so, MovieBob made me gay!

Edit: If your mother keeps bothering you, you could always tell her you're just watching it for the hot girl on girl action. That ought to silence her.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I think that if she would have a problem with you being gay, if you were, then there is something wrong.
But that is me and my way of thinking. As in, not backwards about sexuality. Or anything else.
Anyway, anyone can watch any damn movie they want to.

 

[The Stonker]

I tihnk you're a little insecure if you care what anyone thinks regarding your sexuality.

Naaah. I just find it amusing and a bit annyoing, because frankly she's been doing it since.. I hit puberty.

 

[jamradar]

She thinks you are gay because she thinks the movie is about ballet,which if I am guessing right she thinks ballet is teh gaiz.

(Not a fan of ballet myself but some people are)

 

[Diablo2000]

There's nothing to worry, but if you fell a sudden will of ever watching Twilight then you should start to get worry.


And there's almost nothing gay with a movie where Natalie Portman make out with Mila Kunis...

 

[teutonicman]

Well, if she's right, then I'm gay as well. More so, MovieBob made me gay!

He probably did the same for a lot of women too.

The movie does look interesting, especially the lesbo scene.... Johnny Bravo would approve.

 

[Diligent]

I think that is a weird reason to think you're gay. Seriously, the ballet is just the backdrop for a psychological horror, directed by a brilliant director.
Darren Aranofsky is gay because he made the movie.
Every male critic who gives it good reviews is gay.
I'm gay because I want to see it. Gay.
GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!! GAAAAHHHELRerl.df..derp.

 

[Randomspike]

How does liking a movie indicate your sexuality?

 

[Something Amyss]

I want to see the movie Black swan.
I'm not joking in you, it's quite irrational to think that I'm gay because I want to see a movie which has had brilliant grades and is just new and fresh.
Plus, she says that it's not normal for "straight men to like these kind of movies.
So what does the escapist think?

Tell her you're doing it to get a girl in the sack. That'll solve everything*

*Except the fallout.

 

[Daveman]

And there's nothing gay with a movie where Natalie Portman make out with Mila Kunis...

Ooooohhhhhh Gooooooodd Yeeeeessss...

 

[voetballeeuw]

Did you explain the Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman scene?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

If you want her to stop thinking you're gay because you want to see it, show her the trailer and she'll get that you're a straight, regular teenage guy.
Seriously, there's one dude in the trailer, but two shots of Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman doing something kinda gay.

 

[Snarky Username]

Show her the lesbian scene if you want her to not think you're gay.

 

[Drakmeire]

that's not gay at all if you want to see a clever movie filled with body horror. Just show her the trailer, and when she sees Kunis and Portman make out she'll get it.
don't care if people think your gay. I'm straight and I'm planing to cosplay as this guy
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100414183039/souleater/images/thumb/f/fd/%22male%22_blair.jpg/140px-%22male%22_blair.jpg
do what you want and who cares if someone questions your sexuality
Note: I'm cosplaying him to pick up chicks mostly.

 

[Staskala]

I think that if she would have a problem with you being gay, if you were, then there is something wrong.
But that is me and my way of thinking. As in, not backwards about sexuality. Or anything else.
Anyway, anyone can watch any damn movie they want to.

My family made it pretty clear rather early that I would get abandoned if I were gay or joined an extreme right-wing group.
I should try becoming a gay nazi sometime...

Anyway, why would ballet be gay? Not to mention that the movie is far more than just a ballet show?
And even if it were, what's next? Opera? Musicals?
Excuse me for saying this, but your mother doesn't sound very open-minded.

 

[Nouw]

It's a movie that has lesbians in it, how does that make one gay? I think it's quite stupid to judge someone's sexuality based on a movie and especially so if the only reason she thinks that is, is because there are ballerinas in it. She should stop stereotyping and have a change of thought.

 

[lacktheknack]

Tell her to go watch it, saying it's an excellent psychological horror film.

If she won't believe you or look it up, or ask someone else about it, her opinion is irrelevant.